SpongeBob SquarePants: Favroite Squidward quotes!

spongeguy95
[1]Oct 3, 2006
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This is kinda a Squidward quote:

Squidward: What did I do wrong now?
SpongeBob: I don't know! I guess he just dosen't like you.
~The Camping Episode
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SpongeSebastian
[2]Oct 3, 2006
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Squidward: (sniffs envelepe) Ahh, the sweet smell of payday. (pulls out underwear) Huh?
~Squid on Strike
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gogetenkusu
[3]Oct 4, 2006
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Squidward: Uh, it went, um, uh, let's see, uh... why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Krabs: Why?
Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" [he starts cracking up, but neither Sponge nor Krabs laugh] Arr! Heh, because it's... about... pirates.
Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work! [Sponge gasps]
SpongeBob: Not even a chuckle. See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... [zoom in] a robot!
Squidward: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, Spongebob. He's obviously heard it before.
Squidward: Ah, makeout reef. Good times, good times...
Edited on 10/03/2006 11:03pm
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lone_shark3025
[4]Oct 4, 2006
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Squidward: Hello you have reached the House Of Unseen Talent. Please answer after the (plays clarinet).
Squilliam: Well, it sounds as if someone's got a dying animal to feed.
Not really a Squdward quote, but one of the funniest quotes all throughout the show.
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