SpongeBob SquarePants: Favorite Quote from Each Episode

DC-Dude
[1]Jan 18, 2009
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Here, name any episode and your favorite quote from it.
For example:
"Those X-Ray specs I ordered couldn't see through people's skin at all! Only their clothes..."
-SpongeBob, Sing A Song Of Patrick
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CDCB
[2]Jan 18, 2009
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"Wha--?! Are ye on some new allergy medication, boy?"

-- Mr. Krabs in "Karate Choppers"
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Chewster17
[3]Jan 18, 2009
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"Yes... the uh thi-th-who-uh,i-said-u-...what now?"

-Mr.Krabs, Sailor Mouth
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FOP_fan17
[4]Jan 18, 2009
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"I accidentally knocked SpongeBob's toothbrush off the counter into the toilet and put it back without washing it!" Patrick - "The Pink Purloiner"

"What are ya gonna do, take my allowance away? Here ya go!" *Throws ketchup packets at Mr. Krabs.*
Pearl - "The Slumber Party"

SpongeBob: I won't ever ditch again!
Mrs. Puff: That's good SpongeBob....again?! What do you mean AGAIN?!
- "Ditchin'"
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CDCB
[5]Jan 19, 2009
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"...otherwise known as the 'poop loop' *pulls ends of rope, making a sound that forms the word 'poop'"
- The Flying Dutchman in "Your Shoe's Untied"

"We're like brothers, only closer...(pulls up part of Squidward's shirt and reveals a veiny connection between them)"
"AAAAAH!!!! (immediately pulls down shirt)"

- SpongeBob and Squidward in "Can you Spare a Dime?"

"Ahhh...minty."
- The Flying Dutchman in Patrick's ending of "Shanghaied"

"No. Worse. They go to your theighs........And then you blow up."

- SpongeBob in "Just One Bite"
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FOP_fan17
[6]Jan 19, 2009
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"F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs!
N is for no survivors when you...."

"F is for friends that do stuff together,
U is for u and me,
N is for anywhere anytime at all,
Down here in the deep blue sea!"
-FUN SONG

"That's his....eager face."
Squidward, Band Geeks

"Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?!"
Random Woman, Band Geeks
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Chewster17
[7]Jan 19, 2009
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"I...am a man"
SpongeBob - Pre Hibernation Week

"Hibernation must be the oppisite of beauty sleep"
Patrick - Survival of the Idiots

"I'm gonna catch u and throw you in jail... at tax payers expense"
Sandy - Survival of the Idiots

"Wow...ive never thought of that!"
"Well, that is because you rarely think"
Squidward/Patrick (yes that is in order ) - Patrick SmartPants
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CF3689
[8]Jan 21, 2009
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"i'm so cold that i can use my nose droppings as a pair of chop sticks" - Spongebob, "Survival of the Idiots"
"you're nothin but pure evil, just like newspaper comics"-Sandy,"Survival of the idiots"
"Spongebob & friend, front & center!"-Mr.Krabs, "Sailor Mouth"
"who are you people?!"- Patrick, "hibernation week"
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JellyFishJammer
[9]Jan 23, 2009
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"I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day"
Squidward -Idiot Box-

"I used to have a dream"
"Oh yeah? I used to have a kidney stone... everything passes eventually"
SpongeBob/Mr. Krabs -Driven to Tears-

"Boo-hoo! let me play you a sad song with the world's smallest violin *plays song with tiny violin*"
Mr. Krabs -Squilliam Returns-

"When in doubt, pinky out"
Patrick -Tea at the Treedome-
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whizkid777
[10]Jan 27, 2009
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"Hello Molecular Separator Ray"

-Squidward, SquidBob TentaclePants.

For some reason that quote always made me laugh.
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Chewster17
[11]Jan 27, 2009
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"Whos this Lisa person?!
"Wha?"
*Slaps*
- Random Fish, Where's Gary?
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Nightmare_Fan17
[12]Jan 27, 2009
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"Mr. SquarePants I find your humor a vulgur." Patrick SmartPants (seems like an underrated episode too if you ask me.)
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whizkid777
[13]Jan 27, 2009
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it's not underrated. people just don't like it.

"there was this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin."

-SpongeBob, The Camping Episode

I dont know if he says it that many times
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JellyFishJammer
[14]Jan 27, 2009
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"I love you"
Patrick

"We need a new approach, a new tactic"
"I got it! Let's get naked!"
"Nah, let's save that for when we're selling real estate"
SpongeBob and Patrick

"CHOOOCOLAAATE!!!!"
Tom the Fish

"'Eat Barnacle Chips: They're delicious'"
"They're most certainly not delicious"
"Not the way I use 'em"
Patrick and SpongeBob

"Fancy living here we come! la la lala la!"
SB and Pat

All these from my favorite episode, Chocolate With Nuts!
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CDCB
[15]Jan 30, 2009
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"I can't find the coin slot. (few seconds later) Here it is. (Mystery squeals and kicks Scooter far into the distance, causing an explosion)"
-- Scooter in "My Pretty Seahorse"
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The_Cartoon
[16]Jan 31, 2009
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Not Normal:

Squidward: What could you possibly be trying to do this time?
SpongeBob: I'm not trying to do anything. I'm just having a decent morning.
Squidward: By running around and screaming like a banshee?
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, a banshee screams like this: (loud scream like an eagle) Ahh... (Squidward grabs SpongeBob's mouth)
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whizkid777
[17]Jan 31, 2009
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SpongeBob: I arranged them into a piano.
-Fear of a Krabby Patty
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Chewster17
[18]Jan 31, 2009
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"Teach me to get with it Jim"
-Mr.Krabs, The first Fry Cook (I think that's the name! >.
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chentalsong
[19]Feb 1, 2009
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Flying Dutchman: Howl with me, crew! Aaaooooooo!!!
Spongebob: Meeeeehhhhhh!!!
Patrick: Li-di-li-di-li-di-li!!
-Shaghined

Sandy: Spongebob's actin' jumpier than a rattle snake in a pickle barrel! Wait-what?
-Karate Choppers

Spongebob: How could you, Mr. Krabs? You promised those children Krabby the Clown. But all I saw out there was...Cheapy the Cheapskate!
-Krabby Land

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! I"m glad I caught ya! I want you to buy Mrs. Puff-
Spongebob: Wait! Don't tell me! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need, then you want me run back here so you can say, (imitating Mr. Krabs) "Arg, Spongebob! Yer spendin' all me money!" Then I'll say, "But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you SAID!!" And then you'll say, "But we're not talking about this, (draws a sqare) or this, (draws a triangle) we're talking about THIS!!! (draws a bunch of scribbles until the entire screen is balckened)
-Krusty Love

Edited on 02/01/2009 12:29pm
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shxtttay
[20]Feb 1, 2009
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"lets get naked!" Patrick in CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS.
"Hey Patrick, are you angry too?!"
"Yeah!"
"Well, whats the matter?!"
"I can't see my forehead!"
-Spongebob and Patrick in PRETTY PATTIES.
Edited on 02/01/2009 10:03pm
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