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    94SpongeBob4eva

    [1]May 5, 2008
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    what are ur favourate quotes here are mine:

    SpongeBob:I'm not acting wierd,your acting wierd(Run to door) YOUR ACTING WIERD!!! Most of all I'm...I'm...I'm...I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!! Hooray,bubble party!!I have worked for Mr Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss,I now realise his A GREAT BIG JERK! I DESERVED THAT MANAGER JOB,but ya didn't give it to me cuz you said I'm a kid,well I am one hunderd percent MAN and this MAN has got something to say to you (inhales and blows rasberrys at Krabs) There I think I've made my point!

    Patrickuh,duh,duh,duh,Idiot Friends!! The intermat mechanisms of my mind are an enigma(milk falls over in head) Squidward,your choking!!

    Sandy:That boy(SpongeBob) aint hooked up right.I'll be over there faster than a bare foot jack rabbit in the middle of August(I can't remember the rest) uhhh they're comin!!

    Squidward:Ah,make out reef good times,good times.Look what you did to me.Patrick,it smels like something crawed into your brain and died!

    Plankton:Good greif,his(Krabs) naked!!AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!(Stops and takes a drink) Ah,AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    Mr krabs:After all money is the ultimate source of joy.(To Pearl) How old are you gonna be,12?

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    NitaAries327

    [2]May 6, 2008
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    Here's my favorite:

    Mr. Krabs: "Do it for the Krusty Krab!"

    Spongebob: *running* "FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!"

    Plankton: "Do it because I told you to!

    Patrick: "BECAUSEYOUTOLDMETO!!!"

    I love that quote!

    Oh, from 'The Fry Cook Games'

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    cheese1994

    [3]May 6, 2008
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    Here is my favorite qoute:

    Squidward: Squidward will now be peforming Sollitude in E Minor.

    Patrick: Yeah! E Minor! All right! Yeah!

    Squidward: (Starts playing)

    Patrick: (Falls asleep instantly)



    That was from the episode Naughty Nautical Neighbors.
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    NegiSpongie

    [4]May 6, 2008
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    (Chocolate with Nuts)
    SPONGEBOB: Remember Patrick. Flatter the customer, make him feel good. (knocks on the door)
    CUSTOMER: Yes?
    PATRICK: I love you.

    PATRICK: Focusing.

    (Wigstruck)
    SQUIDWARD: Can't you see how ridiculous you look?
    SPONGEBOB: Well, I think it looks cool.
    MR. KRABS: Ha! You wouldn't know cool if I locked ya in the freezer.
    SPONGEBOB: For your information, Squidward has locked me in the freezer. So, I think I know what cool is.
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    spongebobfan200

    [5]May 7, 2008
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    (from Bubble Buddy)
    Spongebob: Hey Squidward, do you want to play with me?
    Squidward's note: No
    Spongebob: Are you sure?
    Squidward's note: Yes

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    DC-Dude

    [7]May 7, 2008
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    1. Forgetting Boxes (The Idiot Box) (Squidward Watching TV)

    Fish 1: I didn't have anything to get you, so I got you this box.

    Fish 2: I got you a box too!

    Squidward: Ugh!

    Box Factory man: And these are how boxes are made...

    Squidward: ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ON THAT ISN'T ABOUT BOXING?!?!?!?!

    Announcer: Now back to championship boxing!

    Squidward: Heh heh! Well I guess it isn't REALLY about boxing!

    (Sees two boxes fighting)

    2. Survival For Food (Club Spongebob)

    Squidward: Can I have something to eat?

    Conch: No

    Squidward: Can I have something to eat?

    Conch: No

    Squidward: Can I have, something, to EAT!

    Conch: No-oo-ooo!

    Squidward: Grrr
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    Elekazam

    [8]May 8, 2008
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    Alaskan Bull worm: OOOOOUUUUUUCCCCHHHH

    Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough, TO GET US ALL KILLED!

    Patrick: once there was this ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died! The end

    Doctor: (after hearing squidward's clarinet) Yeah, we're from the pet hospital and we understand that you've got a dying animal down here

    Patrick: FINLAND!

    Mr Krabs: BoopBoopBeepBop? Not, Beepboopboopbeep? Beep? Boopboopbob!

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    purple_yoshi

    [9]May 8, 2008
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    Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an inigma.

    & the whole campfire song song. That's the best
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    tvfan95

    [10]May 8, 2008
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    Squidward: Ah, Make Out Reef. Good times, good times...
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    NicNack4U

    [11]Jun 20, 2008
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    SpongeBob: "Imaginaaaaaaation!"

    Squidward: "Do we have to wear pickle jars?" *laughs*

    Sandy: "Now I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!"

    Mr. Krabs: "This really is the world's smallest violin! See?"

    Squiiliam: "I hope the audience brings lots of..ibuprofen!"

    Patrick: "Does anyone have a quarter?"

    My favorite qoutes from my fave characters.

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    crazyforTV97

    [12]Jun 20, 2008
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    Patrick: LIVIN' LIKE LARRY

    Patrick: (trying to hide the donut) I know, the attic.

    (runs up imaginary stairs to "attic"

    Patrick: Wait, I don't have an attic

    (falls down)

    Patrick: I know, the attic.

    (does it all over again)

    Edited on 06/20/2008 6:15pm
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    Aqua94

    [13]Jun 20, 2008
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    Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 5 Patrick-

    Patrick- "I know what the problem is. You got it set to M for miny, when it should be set to W for wumbo!"

    Spongebob- "Patrick, I don't think "wumos" a real word."

    Patrick- "Come on. You know! I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob!"

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    danleon07

    [14]Jun 21, 2008
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    My All Time Favorite Quote Is:

    "He burnt my shake." This is from Pickles

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    Captain52

    [15]Jun 21, 2008
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    danleon07 wrote:

    My All Time Favorite Quote Is:

    "He burnt my shake." This is from Pickles

    The Episode is Hooky
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    Captain52

    [16]Jun 21, 2008
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    Aqua94 wrote:

    Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 5 Patrick-

    Patrick- "I know what the problem is. You got it set to M for miny, when it should be set to W for wumbo!"

    Spongebob- "Patrick, I don't think "wumos" a real word."

    Patrick- "Come on. You know! I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo! It's first grade, Spongebob!"

    You Wrote Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy 5, where its actually Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 4.
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    NegiSpongie

    [17]Jun 21, 2008
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    (Battle of Bikini Bottom)
    PATRICK: Do I have to spell it out for you? (walks over to the wall and starts writing) "U...R..." Uh...How do you spell 'Not my friend?'
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    InsideTheFire

    [18]Jun 21, 2008
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    Tea at the Treedome:

    Spongebob: IM SPONGEBOB!!!

    Sandy: I like you spongebob. We could be tighter than bark on a tree.

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    94SpongeBob4eva

    [19]Jun 21, 2008
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    Ooh I've just remembered another from my all time fav SB ep 'Shanghaid' (This may not be exacly right and I havent seen the whole ep!)

    Duchman:WITH THE MEMORY OF MY GHOSTLY-GHOST CREW!!!

    (SpongeBob and Patrick come out of some seaweed)

    Both: OOH! ooh oh

    (SpongeBob interlocks his fingers,puts them behind his back and unlocks them in a 'magic trick' kinda way)

    Patrick:How does he dooo tha-aaa-t!!!

    Both:Whooo!

    Duchman:Get back on the ship

    SpongeBob&Patrick:Its still a mystery!!

    Little kid:Those guys are dorks

    Duchman:Yes but they're MY dorks!

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    danleon07

    [20]Jun 21, 2008
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    Captain52, I'm right!
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