Episode Idea 1: "The Secret Origin of General Barricuda!" (30 minute episode.) General Barricuda seems to have it all: money, power, brains, muscles, a legion of hench-sharks at his beck and call. And yet for all he has, General Barricuda is still not happy because there's one thing he wants more in the world that always seems to be just slightly out of reach to the fishes strong muscles: Revenge. For 23 years he's been able to take care of fools that needed to be pitied one by one. And even after all this work, they still somehow thrive! If General Barricuda's ambitions weren't bad enough, there's someone even WORSE than General Barricuda. The supreme commander of every single crooked villain in every single molecule of water in and/or connecting to the ocean, Master Coelaceanth is a creature who's empire of rule has lasted 70 billion years unoppesed! Though many have tried to overthrow this seemingly ageless monarch of menace, nothing has ever been able to get close to him, let alone fight him! Master Coelaceanth considers General Barricuda to be his right-fin fish for a long time, but is very disappointed General Barricuda hasn't gotten rid of his annoying adversaries yet. Master Coelaceanth offers the General some finer points in being villainous, but General Barricuda refuses this advice, as no fool in the entire ocean tells General Barricuda what to do! Than Master Coelaceanth does something that General Barricuda could never tolerate: Master Coelaceanth calls General Barricuda by his real first name which is Horatio. General Barricuda is outraged that Master Coelaceanth would have the audacity to call the General by his real first name! If there's 1 thing the General can't tolerate, it's being called by his real first name because as far as the General is concerned, his real first name is his SLAVE name, and the General disowned his SLAVE name long ago when he became a general! And General Barricuda is about to let no fool creature in the ocean, not even Master Coelaceanth, call him by THAT name! One of General Barricuda's hench sharks, Major Hammer Head, asks what the General's big problem with his real name is. General Barricuda recalls how it all began. How he, the fish who was destined to crush, maim, hurt, destroy, and kill any fool creature who got in his way, was born to the two most peaceful and non-threatening fish in the entire ocean. A hippy goldfish and a barricuda who renounced the way's of fighting. General Barricuda has long since viewed this as the universe's most cruel idea of a cosmic irony joke played upon him for all eternity! As if that wasn't bad enough, the General's parents gave him what may singularily be the most non-threatening name in the entire ocean: Horatio. As Horatio grew, so did his anger and angst towards the world. By high school, he was untouchable! Horatio was an ultimate force of nature and the greatest fighter the world had ever known! But the fighter's great reputation came to a crashing halt at graduation when his name was blurted out by his proud parents on his graduation day! This was Horatio Barricuda's most painful day in his existance. Everything he had worked for seemed to be smashed & dashed to pieces! Fortunatly Master Coelaceanth's Fiercely Independent Sea Hitters of F.I.S.H. took Horatio in and taught him all the in's and outs on how to be the most notorious evil general that ocean history would ever know. Horatio Barricuda quickly rose through the ranks, surprising even the experienced eyes of Master Coelaceanth. Finally, after months of hard endurance and several times of breaking his back to make himself the best, Horatio Barricuda was finally going to become the five star general he always knew he could be. The sea creature who would be presenting Horatio's award was none other than Mr. Krabs during his navy sea-faring days. When Mr. Krabs asked who should he engrave the new general's name out to be, the Barricuda replied honestly and said that his name was Horatio. Mr. Krabs laughed, he chuckled harder than Mr. Krabs had ever chuckled before or since! How Horatio Barricuda hated that giggle, how he despised that annoying chortle! It was at the very moment all the evil that had been supressed in the Barricuda's life snapped under the pressure and was released to every single fiber of his being! It was at this moment that the Barricuda knew that what he wanted more than anything else was to rule the world, and make every creature in the ocean rue the day they ever laughed at the muscle-bound Barricuda! But to do this, Barricuda knew he could no longer go by his birth name, the eternal shaming mark of his hippie parent past! For his new identity, he completely shaved off his afro till only his mohawk and sideburns were left, put gold earings on his side fins, and adorned his fin fingers with many gold and silver rings! Finally, the Barricuda became the man he always knew he was destined to be! No longer was he the laughable Horatio Barricuda, now he was GENERAL BARRICUDA! The General finally had everything turning out his way, the fear of the ocean, the menace of the seas, the globally despised, he had it all! Until Spongebob and his bratty friends came into the picture by mocking the General even without having to say the General's first name! The General swore on the day he became a general he would never, EVER, under ANY circumstances, allow anything to mock him for the rest of eternity! And if anything ever did, that General Barricuda had the right to eliminate the said offender BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! That's why General Barricuda wants revenge against Spongebob and his friends so badly! General Barricuda feels that not only does he WANT to destroy Spongebob & his friends, General Barricuda feels that he NEEDS to destroy Spongebob and his friends. Someday, General Barricuda feels that he WILL destroy Spongebob and his friends! Episode Notes: General Barricuda's real first name is finally revealed in this episode to be Horatio, but nobody calls him that and lives! A Coelaceanth is a real sea creature living in the ocean. The Coelaceanth is a shark that has been around since the age of the dinosaurs around 70 million years ago. They were thought to be extinct for the longest time until live specimans were found swimming around near the Antartic continent about 20 years ago. Master Coelaceanth is voiced by Laitham Gaines of "Power Ranger's DinoThunder" fame and becomes a regular castmember with this episode. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Episode Idea 1: "A Story Told By a Fool, Full of Rage & Fury Signifying Nothing" (30 minute episode.) With Squidward having been AWOL from Bikini Bottom since near the end of the events of the episode segment "A Pet Like Me" for reasons known only to the viewer, Squidward's acquaintances wonder what could've happened to him. Everyone speculates about Squidward's life with their own opinion as to why Squidward is no longer around, but perhaps the only accurate depiction as to what could've caused Squidward to leave can be found only in a diary left behind by Squidward. Learn how & why Squidward viewed himself to be locked into a continum of tragic idiots, what reasons Squidward had for thinking himself as doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations, as the cause as to why Squidward left. Only Dogward knows why Squidward left, mainly because Squidward reverted into being Dogward because of the events of "A Pet Like Me," and Dogward is glad that even though he's now just a sea dog, at least he's a happy sea dog, and Dogward wouldn't have his old life as Squidward back for nothing! Episode Idea 2: "What Is It?" (30 minute episode.) For as long as Karen and Plankton can remember, there number one goal has been to discover the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Try as they might, they have never been able to come anywhere close to keeping the knowledge of said recipe in their possession. So Plankton decides maybe trying a different approach. Mixing together various size amounts and different ingredients until Plankton can come up with something that tastes just like a regular Krabby Patty. But after many failed attempts, it becomes clear that this is never going to happen. So Plankton wonders to himself what is it, with the it being the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. Views from many different sea creatures are viewed as to what it might be, as well as what Plankton thinks those different sea creatures think the Krabby Patty Formula is. Near the end, Plankton tries to use the Trojan Sea Horse approach to finally obtaining the Krabby Patty Formula which proves to be totally disasterous for Plankton, and Plankton is still nowhere closer to knowing what the Krabby Patty Formula is. Episode Notes: A re-working of the Michael Jackson hit song "Who Is It?" will be sung by Justin TimberLake as "What Is It?" to tie into the many speculations as to what the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is. Those are my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Say, does a spongebob soap , count as a spin off?

Will someone help me? i just became a member of this thing but i dont know how to change my little picture that says my name. that little toy guy keeps on freakin me out. will you pleeeeeeeease help me!!!

PLEASE HELP!!!!

how bout if spongbob was walking into a dark ally and then out of nowhere the flying dutchman comes out and wants revenge on his soul but instead he turns spongebob is turned into a girl for EVER. then he goes to sandys house and tries to tell her that its him but she doesnt believe him so she just kicks her i mean him out. the he goes to patricks house and tells him it really spongebob but he doesnt believe him. then spongbob goes for help from everyone he knows but they think hes just a regular sponge girl. then spongebob goes home and then gary says hi to him in snail voice. gary reconizes spongbob. then gary goes into his shell and gets out a phone and calls his friend lary. but lary is a magical genine and turns him to a guy again. yay. ok sorry people you had to listen to that horrible story. i was bored. what cacn i say?

"Sandy's Story" (81 minute made for TV movie broken down into 3, 27 minute episodes for regular TV viewing.) At long last, everything that anyone who's ever wanted to know about Sandy Cheeks but never asked before, is finally here for viewing pleasure. First, what was Sandy Cheeks' childhood like growing up on the Texas ranch with her mother, father, and her cousin Rocky Knees. Sandy wants to prove to all the cowboys that just because she is a girl that doesn't mean that she can't be as rough and/or tough as the guys! Of course it's pretty hard to stand out when Rocky is an actual flying squirrel who can actually fly! While Sandy is trying to prove her worth, she's also reading up on research on the ocean and everything in it and finds out that the subject of the ocean truly fascinates her. After passing rigorous testing to earn her degree in oceantology, she applys for a grant from 3 monkeys to build a dome underwater so she can stay down there, invent, and learn everything she's ever wanted to learn about creatures in the ocean. The rest as they say, is history. Episode Notes: In a nice bit of continuity, the character design used for the child version of Sandy Cheeks at six years old in the episode of "Child's Play" returns in this episode to show Sandy Cheeks while she's six years old. Dakota Fanning, who played the voice of child Sandy Cheeks in the episode of "Child's Play", returns to voice Sandy Cheeks at six years old. Regular cast member Nicole Sullivan plays the more mature voiced but still not quite Texas-accented usage Sandy Cheeks at twelve years old. Carolyn Lawrence plays Sandy Cheeks at 18-25 years old. It is revealed in this episode that seven years have passed since the beginning of "Spongebob Squarepants" with "Help Wanted" to this point in the spin-off series of "Spongebob & Friends." The first part of the movie deals with Sandy Cheeks early childhood at six years old, the second part of Sandy Cheeks at 12 years old, and the third part from 18 years of age to the present time. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Your episodes are GREAT, 4EverGreen!

Since it's that time of year again, I going to post some holiday/season-related episodes.

The Gift of Christmas (30 min.)

SpongeBob's suddenly got too many bills to pay, and he can't find the time or money to buy anyone Christmas gifts because of Mr. Krabs ordering SpongeBob to work overtime for less and less money(about 25 cents an hour!) during the holiday break. Also, if SpongeBob doesn't give Patrick a gift, Patrick won't be his friend anymore!

I could've made it only 15 min., but episodes are better extended than rushed.

SpongeBob's Christmas Carol(Starring Squidward as Scrooge!- 30 min.)

Squidward doesn't enjoy the Christmas spirit, and he doesn't donate to the poor either. One night, Squidward meets three ghosts: The Ghost of Christmas Past(Plankton), The Ghost of Christmas Present(Otto), and the Ghost of Christmas Future(Dennis). Will Squidward learn his lesson about Christmas, or will he be buried?

Jolly Red Lobster/Christmas Shopping Frenzy

Jolly Red Lobster: People keep mistaking Larry the Lobster as Santa Claus!

Christmas Shopping Frenzy: Mr. Krabs opens up a store in the Bikini Bottom Mall to make lots of money from customers Christmas Shopping. Everyone's buying the stuff, but SpongeBob and Sandy think the shopping has gone too far and that it diminishes the true meaning of Christmas!

How the Starfish Stole Christmas (30 min.)

Patrick's a thief! He becomes even more selfish than before and wants everything so bad that he raids the entire town of Bikini Bottom and brings it back to his rock! SpongeBob finds this out, however, and realizes that Patrick stole all of Bikini Bottom's Christmas items! What can SpongeBob do to convince him to return everything?

I've got more ideas, but I'll post these few first! Happy Holidays!

I thought of one, "Eggs Anyone?"

Spongebob and Patrick rent an egg farm and can't remember what eggs are for or do. But when Plankton decides to steal the eggs and make egg rolls, will the Krusty Krab go out of bisiness?! And will Krabs buy them back at the end?