Squidward: What's in these bags? Rocks?! (bag opens and rocks tumble out) Hey, these ARE rocks! Why is your suitcase filled with rocks?
Patrick: Well I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
Squidward: We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request!
Mr. Krabs: Grrr....I don't have to rent you a room!
Squidward: I've got cash.
Mr. Krabs: Doh! All right!