SpongeBob SquarePants: Create Your Own Krabby Kronicle Headline

bob_ball
[1]Sep 27, 2008
member since: 06/19/08
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Just finished watching this episode. It was good and it made me think of this idea. Simply create your own headline and a small story to go with it.
It can be based off an episode or it can be made up. Your choice
I will start
LOCAL NUTCASE FORGETS WHO HE IS
After getting hit in the head, Spongebob Squarepants cannot remember anything about his life. What was the cause of this accident? No one knows. We interviewed his best friend Patrick Star. "Uhhh...anyone want some ice cream?" says Patrick. Even though the guy is nutcase, Spongebob sure knows how to make one delicious krabby patty. We hope he gets well soon.
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dunbrine47
[2]Sep 27, 2008
member since: 09/02/08
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SQUD IN JAIL BECAUSE OF BOGUS CONTEST

Yesterday afternoon the Bikni Bottom Pennal system reported that two new inmates Squward Tentacles and Patrick Starr were booked into the Bikni Bottom Jail.
Mr.Tentacles was charged with attpemted Identy theft and resting Arrest,He was sentenced to 10 years.
When Questioned after the incdent why he did it Mr.Tentacles claimed that the victim by the name of Mr.Whatzit Tooya was refusing to give his name for a contest.
We interviwed Mr.Tooya and he claimed he did give his full name but understands why this would happen"Yeah my name has a double meaning,that is why I had major crediblity issues all my life,legal papers,jobs,credit card appclations,you name it."When asked about the indcent he responded by saying that"After I left the Krusty Krab he was still stalking me.Then he did something unexepcted,He assluted me for my wallet,luckly for me a police officer was hot on his tail so we chased him until we had a tug of war for the wallet."After that Mr.Tentcales was promptly arrested and brought over to the jail.
This contest that Mr.Tentacles was in was invesgated and we found out that the goal of this contest was to name all the patrons of the Krusty Krab but here was the kicker,the prize was a lousy brochure.

Patrick Star,No one knows how or why he is in the system,just that he is.
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clapmaster
[3]Sep 27, 2008
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OCEAN VANISHED

In a weird turn of events, the ocean is no more. What happened to all the water you may ask, it got sucked into a dome. When asked about what happened, all signs were pointed to local residents Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, and Sandy Cheeks. We interviewed Miss Cheeks.

"Well them fleas were biting us, but as a scientist, I knew that fleas hate water, so I let the ocean into the treedome to kill them varmits." says Miss Cheeks.

No one knows how a flea got underwater, but I am not going to bother asking. This is the second time the ocean disappeared. The first time being the reef blower incident of 1999.
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RedSoxFan274
[4]Sep 27, 2008
member since: 08/30/08
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I love police reports for some reason, so here's a sample from the latest Krabby Kronicle Police Report

+Police were summoned to a residence on Conch Street eight times yesterday (6:55 a.m., 11:22 a.m., 2:44 p.m., 6:53 p.m., 8:12 p.m., 9:33 p.m., 10:23 p.m., 11:58 p.m.) because a resident repeatedly reported harssment from his neighbor. (wink, wink). Earlier today the same resident called police 25 times but they never responded because they were too exhausted from handling all eight of the distressed resident's calls.
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RedSoxFan274
[5]Sep 27, 2008
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BOATING TEACHER ARRESTED FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO
Local boating teacher Mrs. Puff was arrested on charges of grand theft auto after local business owner Mr. Krabs reported that she had stolen a hot rod. She was released after a worker at Mr. Krabs' business reported to police that the hot rod had been obtained via a wishing well.
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Boolia
[6]Sep 28, 2008
member since: 08/17/07
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Crazy Mad Pink Starfish rampages Valentine's Day Carnival!
The fair was peaceful at first. But then a seastar by the name of Patrick Star goes on a crazy mad rampage. He claims that he needs love too. We intervewed his best friend, SpongeBob Squarepants why this emotional rampage started in the first place.
"I don't know!" the sponge replied. "I guess my friend got jelious and didn't feel love because my other freind, Sandy Cheeks was experencing scallop problems when delivering the Valintines presant we had for him."

Remember evryone, when this star is on a rampage, you better ran far away from him as possible!
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spongebobfan200
[7]Sep 29, 2008
member since: 09/11/07
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GIANT OCTOPUS ANGERS THROUGH BIKINI BOTTOM
Spongebob and Patrick wanted to use Squidward's Kelp Grow, but Squidward becomes a giant from several squirts from it, and Squidward is angry and chases Spongebob and Patrick and encounters an angry mob. To prove that he's nice, He does favor for them, but he'll always forget one manner: saying bless you. He runs off and hides then tells everyone that he is a lampost. Or is he? Will he be found?
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PokeSponge123
[8]Sep 29, 2008
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CRAZY SPONGEBOB FAN MISSES PARTY

Not really.

CUTE BABIES HYPNOTISE THE TOWN
Yesterday, Plankton turned the main characters of a show called SpongeBob SquarePants into babies. They were so cute, that they hypnotised the entire town into zombies that obey the babies no matter what. Perch Perkins had this to say: "When I saw baby Plankton, I felt like I was dying. It was the most adorable thing in the world!" That's all we have time for today.

I can't think of anything else.
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clapmaster
[9]Sep 29, 2008
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GRAVE ROBBED

Yesterday the grave of former #1 Smitty Werban was robbed yesterday. He lost his soda drink hat and there was also a name plate added to the grave that said Man Jenson. Police are wondering if Man Jenson was the one that robbed his grave. Also, there was a bunch of bones all over the graveyard. One has to wonder what kind of sick man would dare rob the grave of Smitty Werban and then trash the cemetery.
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PokeSponge123
[10]Sep 29, 2008
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I can't take it anymore! I know who robbed Smitty's grave! It was..Old Man Jenkins ex-wife's cousin-in-law's brother! Also known as..MONROE!!
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bob_ball
[11]Sep 29, 2008
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PokeSponge123 wrote:

I can't take it anymore! I know who robbed Smitty's grave! It was..Old Man Jenkins ex-wife's cousin-in-law's brother! Also known as..MONROE!!

what?? i think clapmaster was quoting One Krab's Trash
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spongebobfan200
[12]Sep 30, 2008
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Speaking of Monroe....
BIKINI BOTTOM MENACE OVER FLYING SPONGE?? THE MYSTERIOUS FLYING BIRD-MAN??
Yesterday, Spongebob admitted that every citizen in Bikini Bottom were too weak to apologize. Later, Spongebob explained to the judge of whose making him do all those favors, Monroe or Cannonball Jenkins? But, it was Monroe! Monroe said that he always disliked Spongebob, so he planned to hire a glue and feather truck, even an oatmeal, and stamps truck without a doubt. He spread the word to almost all the Bikini Bottomites, he let the citizens act like they are in dangers, and Monroe thought of a good plan: Have the citizens ask Spongebob for favors so Spongebob could act crazy! Monroe later hires Cannonball Jenkins to humiliate Spongebob and kill him. After Spongebob's pants died lying on the ground, Monroe lended them to Smitty Weberanchorman Jensen. The pants that were in the tombstone, was a DECOY! Monroe used the pants to bring him back to life! In the prison, Monroe's father was arrested instead. That Monroe is sneaky! Will you catch that trickster? Speaking of Cannonball Jenkins, he decided to do sky-diving instead.
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PokeSponge123

[13]Sep 30, 2008

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bob_ball wrote:

PokeSponge123 wrote:

I can't take it anymore! I know who robbed Smitty's grave! It was..Old Man Jenkins ex-wife's cousin-in-law's brother! Also known as..MONROE!!

what?? i think clapmaster was quoting One Krab's Trash

I know. I realised that as soon as I read it, so I thought I'd do a little bit of acting and say that.

I like drama

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bob_ball
[14]Oct 1, 2008
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KRUSTY KRAB NOW DOES PIZZA

In case you haven't found out the Krusty Krab now carries pizza! After years of having only krabby patties, the Krusty Krab is now going places that no hamburger joint has ever gone before. When we asked Mr Krabs for the reason behind this, all he said was that he likes money.
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RaeandAnasRock
[15]Oct 1, 2008
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LOCAL RESIDENT ARRESTED FOR RIPPING UP STAR'S DRIVER'S LICENSE
This just in. Local resident, SpongeBob SquarePants, has been arrested for ripping up Patrick Star's legally laminated driver's license. While Star was to go to jail for being accused of littering, SquarePants revealed in court that he ripped up his license and caused the litter, and he was arrested. We caught up with Star when his hot rod ran out of gas. "It was all pivotal," Star said "SpongeBob ripped up my driver's license because I [literally] rubbed it in his face, I was under extreme pressure after he did so and destroyed a billboard. I also made an illegal U-turn and ran three red lights, but that was before he ripped up my license. Um, is this where you order the pizza from?" Well, in one debt to society coming up pretty far away, SquarePants has a chance of being released from jail. For now, Star will no longer destroy the city as SquarePants will no longer litter.
Edited on 10/01/2008 4:57pm
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bob_ball
[16]Oct 1, 2008
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LOCAL IDIOTS GO TO JAIL

Thats right you read it right. Local nitwits Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star have confessed to stealing a balloon. They confessed at around 9 PM last night. In case you are as stupid as these too, yesterday was National Free Balloon Day. Supposively, they stole a red balloon from a vendor. However, the vendor knew that they stole the balloon. We interviewed the vendor. "Well how can you not notice that a balloon was missing? It was tied to my kart. I could hear the starfish untying the balloon. Its not really that big a problem." said the vendor. Mr. Squarepants and Mr. Star spent a good five seconds in jail. Now Mr. Star wants me to help him find out who stole his lollipop?
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clapmaster
[17]Oct 2, 2008
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MERMAIDMAN HATES KRABBY PATTIES

While watching MermaidMan's interview at the Krusty Krab, he says that he hates krabby patties. The weird thing is that he signed a contract with the Krusty Krab to promote krabby patties. Something strange is going on here. When asking the Shady Shoals workers what happened to them. All the workers knew was that a small salesman stopped by to visit him and Barnacleboy.
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RaeandAnasRock
[18]Oct 3, 2008
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KRABS SUED FOR WET FLOOR

Sheldon J. Plankton, a rival of Eugene H. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab, has recently sued Krabs for slipping on a wet floor unexpectly because there was not a Wet Floor Sign in sight. Throughout their war in court, Krabs was most likely to be guilty as local resident lawyer, SpongeBob LawyerPants, attempted to open a suitcase. When Plankton showed he wasn't injured after chasing aganist a $1.99 Krabby Patty, Krabs was not guilty as Tom said from the jury, although he is cheap.
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