But then he wound up homeless, and the "Can You Spare A Dime?" plot was repeated, and nobody ever watched SpongeBob again because they thought the show ran out of ideas.

I wish SpongeBob was a better fry cook than Jim.

But then all the others were replaced.

I wish spongebob started out as manager on the movie.

But then he would run into the Empire State building, crush everyone, make King Kong sad, Make the Empire state builders sad, and the people sad, and the statue of Liberty sad, and the dead corpses of everyone in new York so they would come to haunt everyone in Bikini Bottom.

I wish Spongebob was human.

But he doesn't? So you just wasted a wish. :S

I wish Patrick would win more awards.

But then he'll go on a killing spree, killing Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Martha from her craft store, and even little Billy but before he gets shot, he shoots Spongebob, spongebob dies with him, Everyone goes to heaven except Spongebob who goes to hell and pleads to the devil to let him go and starts whining but the devil makes him his slave, ending the show and starting a new one called, "welcome to hell, Spongebob".

I wish Spongebob was cheddar.

But then the show woulden't be called spongebob!

I wish squidward liked spongebob and patrick.