but then if he did then that certain someone will attack Squidward killing him until Spongebob comes to attack the mob but hits the radio tower over squatting all the citizens which will lead to a massive explosion and Spongebob would launch out the water and to texas and sees Sandy then he says hi and she says Howdy then Spongebob walks back to the water and sees the distruction but just walks home and says hi to Gary who is now a robot and attacks him so Spongebob runs to Squidwards house and asks him who he went to make out reef with and he says it was... then he had a heart attack.

I wish that made sense

But then it would be shorter and would I not be reading it for 2 minuts which could make me eat some crisps, only to find out we were all out of them, so I could ask my mother to buy them, but she was already going to the supermarket, so I should have had crisps if your answer wasn't that long.

I wish I could watch the new episodes on nick.com, which I can't becouse of not living in the USA.

Why don't you move to America but if you do the plane will crash into the Pacific ocean and you would sink down to the bottom of the Ocean and meet and greet Spongebob who will then give you a boat to swim to the surface and you will swim to America but then a nuclear bomb blows you up and you fly through the air and back to your house. So then you decide to hack someone account who lives in the US and you get arrested for 28 years and when you are let out those new episodes won't be new any more and you will be able to get them on DVD and the Spongebob complete season 32 DVD set then you will watch them and enjoy them but then get arrested again because you find out that they are Pirate DVD's so you go see Patchy to ask them if you are allowed them he says "No" and makes you walk the Plank but relises your a bird and you fly away.

I wish I can have a nap now after writing that

Then Spongebob will sound like a chipmunk. That's low version.

I wish The Splinter was banned.

But then bump donkeys would be offended.



I wish Spongebob gets banned,becomes a tabu,his pictures burn all over the world,people hate him and force the show staff to cancel it

Really? Coz I don't think so.

I wish you said it was a joke...

But it becomes real.

I wish it's revealed why are undersea clouds flowers.

But the writers don't know.

I wish optimist799's favorite character was Spongebob.

But he don't know how to put it on.

I wish I'd understand why Atlantis SquarePantis and Neptune's Party take both 1 production number (92 and 126) and Truth or Square takes two (123+124).

But Patrick is hired to know this, and he doesn't know math.

I wish Boating School was a Spanish Class.

Then we would have nothing to complain about!

I wish spongebob was a girl.

But who would like Sandy and everything wouldn't be right since he is now a girl and he is popular being male acting.............funny

I wish Spongebob and Patrick were criminals

But then the show will be all about juvenile deliquents.

I wish Krabby Patties weren't soggy.