SpongeBob SquarePants: Bikini Bottom.... Genetics?! (please read, this is funny)

InvaderZim897
[1]Mar 25, 2007
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Well, this is a rather humorous story about my science class.. And yes, it is true, and it is SpongeBob-related.
In science, we were learning about genetics, and stuff like that. Like, what people's kids will look like depending on what "traits" their parents have. Last week, we got a worksheet, and I looked at it as it was being passed back to me, and saw the words "Bikini Bottom", and of course the first thing I thought of was SpongeBob. And then, I heard someone singing the theme song. So I'm sitting there thinking "What is going on...?" And when I actually get the worksheet, the first word I see is "SpongeBob". And so, I was thinking "Is this... what I think it is...?" And yes. It was. Our class was given a worksheet that involves SpongeBob characters.
And, since we were learning about genetics, the worksheet involved the characters meeting people of the opposite sex, and having kids. That part was kind of creepy... But anyway, SpongeBob meets a girl named "SpongeSusie Roundpants", who is round like SpongeBob's parents, and blue. Patrick meets "Patti", who is pink. And then, it said that Squidward's family "brags that they are a purebred line", and he meets a girl, and blah blah blah, all that.
And Mr. Krabs (Who was typed as "Mr. Krabbs" on the worksheet) has a wife, and it said "Mr. Krabbs and his wife recently had a "Lil' Krabby", but it has not been a happy occasion for them..." Yeah. And we also had Bikini Bottom Genetics 2. It was very wierd, but I thought it was amusing and I hope you do too.
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InvaderZim897
[2]Mar 26, 2007
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Oh, isn't anyone going to read this...?
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minerva73
[3]Mar 26, 2007
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I wish our assignments were like that. All we have is just the regular assignment with no storyline attached. Did you get an A on it?
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InvaderZim897
[4]Mar 26, 2007
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minerva73 wrote:

I wish our assignments were like that. All we have is just the regular assignment with no storyline attached. Did you get an A on it?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. I got that genetics stuff more than most of my classmates.
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p9804194
[5]Mar 26, 2007
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I've done that assignment before.
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SpongeSebastian
[6]Mar 26, 2007
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Really? What did you have to do on the worksheet?
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InvaderZim897
[7]Mar 26, 2007
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SpongeSebastian wrote:

Really? What did you have to do on the worksheet?
Mostly do Punnett squares, if any of you know what those are. And yes. Really.
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SpongeSebastian
[8]Mar 26, 2007
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InvaderZim897 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

Really? What did you have to do on the worksheet?
Mostly do Punnett squares, if any of you know what those are. And yes. Really.
What were the questions and what are Punnett squares?
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minerva73

[9]Mar 27, 2007

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SpongeSebastian wrote:

InvaderZim897 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

Really?

What did you have to do on the worksheet?

Mostly do Punnett squares, if any of you know what those are. And yes. Really.

What were the questions and what are Punnett squares?

I don't know the questions on the worksheet, but I know that Punnett Squares are used to determine what traits you would inherit from your parents. Like if your parents are tall, you have a better chance of being tall. If your parents are one tall and one short, then whichever has the dominant allele will determine your height.

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InvaderZim897

[10]Mar 27, 2007

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minerva73 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

InvaderZim897 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

Really?

What did you have to do on the worksheet?

Mostly do Punnett squares, if any of you know what those are. And yes. Really.

What were the questions and what are Punnett squares?

Yeah, that's it. When I get back from school, I'll draw one on Paint and use [IMG][/IMG] things to put it here.

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startug
[11]Mar 27, 2007
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Okay. Well too bad I don`t have a teacher like that.
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InvaderZim897

[12]Mar 27, 2007

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InvaderZim897 wrote:

minerva73 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

InvaderZim897 wrote:

SpongeSebastian wrote:

Really?

What did you have to do on the worksheet?

Mostly do Punnett squares, if any of you know what those are. And yes. Really.

What were the questions and what are Punnett squares?

Yeah, that's it. When I get back from school, I'll draw one on Paint and use [IMG][/IMG] things to put it here.

Yeah, this is a Punnett square:

This is the Punnett square we had to do to determine whether SpongeBob and SpongeSusie's children would be round or square. The genotypes are Ss and ss, so their kids could either be heterozygous square (Which, according to the worksheet, SpongeBob is) or homozygous round. (Which SpongeSusie is).

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MissPiggy12
[13]Mar 28, 2007
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i had a worksheet quite similar to the sponebob one in MY science class except it was about the simpsons... and which way the toilet water flows...Ok that wasnt very similar at all......
Edited on 03/28/2007 2:45pm
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SpongeSebastian

[14]Mar 29, 2007

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MissPiggy12 wrote:

i had a worksheet quite similar to the sponebob one in MY science class except it was about the simpsons... and which way the toilet water flows...Ok that wasnt very similar at all......

I saw a Simpsons episode where Bart was trying to find out which way the toilet flushes.

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Falconer11
[15]Mar 29, 2007
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I had that assignment in 7th grade. THat was funny!
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InvaderZim897
[16]Mar 30, 2007
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Hmm. At first I thought the teachers made that assignment, but I guess I was wrong, since other people did it.
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Falconer11
[17]Apr 10, 2007
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InvaderZim897 wrote:

Hmm. At first I thought the teachers made that assignment, but I guess I was wrong, since other people did it.
Ya, it's the randomest thing ever.
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my_life_rules_6
[18]Apr 12, 2007
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Ya I did stuff like that in probebly late junior high early high school but we didn't do anything on Spongebob we did it on animals like house cats and dogs and even bugs such as flies. WE had to do those punnet squares to actually I think I did them in the 10th grade if i remember correctly.
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Jijakisback
[19]Apr 13, 2007
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LOL that is quite funny, but I haven't recived it yet
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