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spongebob1776
[181]May 28, 2006
member since: 05/25/06
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A: Because he robbed the bank.
Q: How can a sponge really fly?
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sandyrox
[182]May 28, 2006
member since: 04/30/06
level: 1
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A: With one of Sandy's flying machines
Q: Why did Sandy's mother use Spongebob to clean her dishes?
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spongebob1776
[183]May 28, 2006
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A: Because sponges can't get dirty.
Q: If this is all about underwater, why do the creatures walk instead of swim?
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sandyrox
[184]May 28, 2006
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A: The dork side of the sea is a pathway to many abilities many citizens of Bikini Bottom consider to be unnatural
Q: Why are these abilities considered unnatural by most of Bikini Bottom?
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Ponsardin
[185]May 31, 2006
member since: 03/19/06
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A: Because sponges are rare.

Q: If this is already underwater, why they have goo?
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sandyrox
[186]May 31, 2006
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A: No one knows
Q: What is Sandy's favorite breakfast cereal?
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Noteldnep
[187]May 31, 2006
member since: 07/25/05
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A: Lucky Nuts!

Q: Why is SpongeBob always so happy about everything?
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spongebob1776
[188]May 31, 2006
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A: Because he's weird.
Q: What color can Spongebob be besides yellow?
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1710
[189]May 31, 2006
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A. Green or Pink

Q. How did Patrick save the world from the evil merpeople?
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sandyrox
[190]May 31, 2006
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A: Eating ice cream
Q: What are Sandy's parents like?
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crazy_legs_1205
[191]May 31, 2006
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[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Edited on 05/31/2006 2:23pm
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spongebob1776
[192]May 31, 2006
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Q: What is Spongbob's favorite spatula.
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1710
[193]Jun 1, 2006
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A. The krabby patty kind

Q. Where did Larry go to buy his fitness equipment?
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sandyrox
[194]Jun 1, 2006
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A: Bob's Big Box Of Fitness
Q: What is Sandy's favorite movie?
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1710
[195]Jun 1, 2006
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A. The Texas Crime Mystery

Q. What happened when Sandy and SpongeBob were fused together by a failure of one of Sandy's inventions?
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sandyrox
[196]Jun 1, 2006
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A: They were finally able to be together just like they always wanted
Q: Why does Sandy's brother hate Spongebob?
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1710
[197]Jun 1, 2006
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A. Because SpongeBob's weak, and he described him as a klutz because he dropped all of his suitcases.

Q. Why were Sandy and Larry chosen to be on the same football team, but not SpongeBob? (And not because Larry likes Sandy)
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sandyrox
[198]Jun 1, 2006
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A: Spongebob doesn't work out very often
Q: What do Sandy's parents think of Spongebob?
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1710
[199]Jun 3, 2006
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A. Childish

Q. What's Mr. Krab's favorite television show?
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sandyrox
[200]Jun 4, 2006
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A: The Moneyman Can!
Q: Why was Sandy the only one in Bikini Bottom that knew about Christmas?
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