Nuts of our lives.
How much does Patrick weigh?
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A: 2 tons
Q: Why did Spongebob and Sandy hire the Flying Dutchman to sing at their wedding?
| sandyrox wrote: |
A: 2 tons Q: Why did Spongebob and Sandy hire the Flying Dutchman to sing at their wedding? |
They stole his mother and two socks... which they scored 15
What's The Flying Dutchman's IQ?
A. 00000000000000000000.5!
Q. Why does Larry enjoy working out so much?
| DoubleE wrote: |
| Because he's so drunk, he is hallucinating some kind of rabbit that says "If you don't work out, I'll die." Why did Mr. Krabs molt his shell? |
Because when he heard the bunny about his quote , he needed to get rid of his fat faster then you can use Spongebob and Patrick as a cleanser for the Garbage Pail Kids that were on fire after eating lots of tender hot sauce while singing about sewing their clothing for 9,000 billion dollars for a rich guy that owns the Earth which the planet owns every single thing in the whole entire galaxy with its germ and air including its space!
Can you beat that?
A: 29
Q: Why does Sandy like to get Spongebob drunk?
| sandyrox wrote: |
A: 29 Q: Why does Sandy like to get Spongebob drunk? |
It matches her underwear...
Don't show it too me!
A: Ok, I won't (not).
Q: How did Spongebob react when he found out Sandy was going to have his baby?
A: Patrick accidentally spiked his water with hard liqour
Q: Why did Spongebob constantly have to bring gifts of acorns to Sandy during her pregnancy?
Because Mr.Krabs Hates Lima Beans
Why does Mr.Krabs favourite Food
A: Soylent Green
Q: What is Larry's favorite soda?
A: Yes
Q: Does Sandy have bikinis in any color besides purple?
(Ok, everyone, no more drinking-related questions).
A: They couldn't decide on who was going to go to the football game with Squidward and Patrick.
Q: Why does Sandy only wear purple bikinis?
