SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a dumb sbsp quesion get a dumb answer

Ask a dumb sbsp quesion get a dumb answer

maisp
[1]Jan 19, 2009
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like the topic said so anywho why is patrick dumb?
Edited on 01/19/2009 4:32pm
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Chewster17
[2]Jan 19, 2009
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Because Stars aren't shaped like Squids

Why does Squidward thinks he's good at the clarinet?
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JellyFishJammer
[3]Jan 19, 2009
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Because I like him.

Why Squidward doesn't wear any pants?
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Chewster17
[4]Jan 20, 2009
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Because he cant afford any

Why did Sandy kick SB's butt in "The Great Snail Race"?
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The_Cartoon
[5]Jan 20, 2009
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It was the most convenient butt to kick at the time

Does Mr. Krabs like money?
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JellyFishJammer
[6]Jan 20, 2009
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He likes pizza too.

Why Sandy's tail didn't show on season 1?
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Chewster17
[7]Jan 20, 2009
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Because the worm ate it, even though it took them another season (or two, I forgot lol) to say so ;P

Why did SB and Patrick worship a Dancing peanut?
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ultimatekey
[8]Jan 21, 2009
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Because they are childish

Are Spongebob and Patrick adults?
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Nightmare_Fan17
[9]Jan 21, 2009
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Because peanuts are all the craze this decade.
Why does SpongeBob like to work at the Krusty Krab so much?
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ultimatekey
[10]Jan 21, 2009
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Because he thinks its the best job in the world!

Are Spongebob and Patrick adults?
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Nightmare_Fan17
[11]Jan 21, 2009
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Yeah since they don't go to school or college (besides Boating school.)
Who loves Mindy?
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ultimatekey
[12]Jan 21, 2009
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Patrick

Who loves Sandy?
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Chewster17
[13]Jan 21, 2009
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Spongebob/Patrick/me (LOL)

Who loves Mr.Krabs?
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ultimatekey
[14]Jan 22, 2009
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Money

When will Squidward have a change of heart?
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Band8PGeeks
[15]Jan 23, 2009
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When Mr. Krabs fires him.
How is there fire underwater?
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Chewster17
[16]Jan 23, 2009
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Because its a cartoon

How is there water Underfire?
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JellyFishJammer
[17]Jan 23, 2009
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According to the spongetastic logic of physics.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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ultimatekey
[18]Jan 23, 2009
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No, neither is horseradish

Will Spongebob ever quit the Krusty Krab, like Jim says?
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Chewster17
[19]Jan 24, 2009
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No, aslong as the writers keep it like that.

Will Patrick ever see Mindy again?
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Nightmare_Fan17
[20]Jan 25, 2009
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Maybe in a possible future second movie that ONLY the OLD writers/Stephen Hillenburg should create.
Why has this forum turned into a graveyard?
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