Mine's Squid Wood for number one with The Splinter being a close second.
Reasons for Squid Wood: Squidward just wants SpongeBob to go away, I'm sure he doesn't mean to grump at him, but SpongeBob has bugged him so much in the past that its hard for him to control his anger. SpongeBob just won't keave Squidward alone, and Squidward wanted peace at that moment in time. The episode doesn't even mention if Patrick was there or not, (at least not that I remember) cuz if he was, he should have just went off and played with Patrick.
The results: SpongeBob creates a mini wooden dummy of Squidward and at the KK, everyone loves the mini version and it even gets fame and fortune where really Squidward should have since the dummy is not even real and just a cheap plastic inanimate object, and I could tell everyone there was being really mean to the real Squidward and wanted to appreciate mini-squidward just to annoy Squidward to no end and drive him nuts, which also caused ME to go nuts with irritation and rage. I just wanted to go in there and beat up everybody at the KK until they were knocked senseless, and then drive Squidward home and give him good presents/gifts.
So in all, I can't stand this episode because the kind of abuse towards Squidward in this episode pushes the wrong buttons on me and causes me to go on a rampage. I seriously don't know how anyone can not be annoyed with this episode.
Now its time for you guys to discuss the episodes that irritate you the most.