Okay, now that I got my issue with the secret formula off my chest:
You walk into the Krust Krab and you find out you won a free Krabby Patty, any way you want it.
How do you have Spongebob prepare your patty?
For me:
1 Patty, well done.
Grilled Onions, seasoned
2 Slices of roasted tomato
BBQ sauce
Seasoned fries
Toasted bun
And of course, cheese. (I'd still pay for two shakes and give a tip)