37. Because Squidward plays the clarinet (badly)
38. Because his alarm is a really loud horn
39. Because not many people enjoy jelly-fishing
40. Because he laughs really cool
41. Because nobody likes their job as much as him
42. Because Patrick is so random (like when he says "it seems we have reached an impass" in Shanghied
43. Because no other show has Patchy the Pirate