1. He eats to much

6.he doesnt wear a shirt

7.He though spongebob hands were twin aliens lol

8.Hes a big fat starfish lol

9. He thinks Mayo And Horse Radish is an insterment

10. He thinks he has an attic even though he don't

11. He has a weekly condiment soak.

12. He writes by dragging a piece of paper across a pencil.

13. He nailed a board to his head.

14. He kept walking into a doorway when that board was keeping him from getting in.

15. He didn't know Sandy was a girl.

20. When he, SpongeBob and Squidward were imagining themselves as something, Patrick imagined himself as a starfish when he already is one.

21. He calls a pencil a "writing stick."

22. He didn't know mirrors were already invented.

26. He thinks that "wumbo" is a real word.

27. He thought that if you leave the tv on, when your not at home, you won't miss your shows.

28. He doesn't have a job or job insurance

29. He still wears diapers and is proud that he's been diapering himself independently for almost a year (as seen in "Rock a Bye Bivalve").

30. He thought Sandy was trapped in part of her submarine.

31. He thought Sandy was trapped in a newspaper vending machine.

32. He thought Sandy was trapped in her walkie talkie that he stole.

33. He couldn't see that there was paint on Mr. Krabs' first dollar until there was paint all over the front of it.

34. If he thinks too hard, his brain burns a hole in the back of his head.

38. He showed Sandy what "crazy talk" really was.

39. It annoyed her so much that she squished his head in a funny way.

40. He can make it look like he's getting beaten up without touching himself.

41. When SpongeBob said, "Patrick, your genius is showing," Patrick thought that SpongeBob said...something else, and said, "Where?!"