SpongeBob SquarePants: 50 Reasons why Patrick is an idiot

50 Reasons why Patrick is an idiot

woahwoah678
[1]Nov 11, 2009
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This is not hate mail for Patrick,we'll just saying why he's stupid.Post 50 or 500 reasons why:
1.He thought Spongebob was an ice sculpture
2.He thought Sandy was in her Walkie Talkie
3.And broke it.
4.Used his belly as a drum
5.And is a HORRIBLE doctor
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HaydenAvery
[2]Nov 11, 2009
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6. hes pink
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woahwoah678
[3]Nov 11, 2009
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HaydenAvery wrote:

6. hes pink
I said why he's an idiot,not why we hate him.
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CDCB
[4]Nov 11, 2009
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7. He wears his swim trunks too low. (well, I would say it differently, but I don't want to risk a moderation)
8. He has a buck tooth
9, He suggested that he and SpongeBob get naked
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JellyFishJammer
[5]Nov 11, 2009
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10- He thinks that Squidward got new glasses.
11- He shrunk SpongeBob and himself because he has a lot of issues.
12- He confuses the word "Go" with "Grow"
13- He pressed the "Grow" button.
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ger5632
[6]Nov 12, 2009
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14) He thought that Squidward and a cucumber were cute together.
15) He didn't tell spongebob he met gary
But he's idiocy is what makes me love him
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SpongebeachBob
[7]Nov 12, 2009
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16. He thought it was a giraffe
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HaydenAvery
[8]Nov 12, 2009
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17. hes still pink
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whizkid777
[9]Nov 12, 2009
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18. He wears yellow underwear. Yellow is so last year.
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FOP_fan17
[10]Nov 12, 2009
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19. He thinks Squidward is afraid of Santa Claus.
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JellyFishJammer
[11]Nov 12, 2009
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20- He doesn't know how to open a jar.
21- He won an award for doing nothing longer than anyone else.
22- He uses Barnacle Chips differently...hm, I wonder....
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SpongeBobsBFF
[12]Nov 12, 2009
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23-He thinks mayonaise is an instrument.
24-He thinks horseradish is an instrument,too.
25-He didnt know sandy was a girl.
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spongebobfan200
[13]Nov 12, 2009
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26. He wore headphones during Spongebob's tanning.
27. He burnt the food, and burnt the tent in To Save a Squirrel
28. He thought Spongebob stole his candy bar.
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HaydenAvery
[14]Nov 13, 2009
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29. he left his TV on when he wasnt home so he wouldnt miss his show

30. he thougt spongebobs brain was a hat
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SpongebeachBob
[15]Nov 13, 2009
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31. He does not have a nose
32. He does not have ears
33. He does not have fingers
34. He does not have nails on them eigher
35. He does not have a beard :p
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sciencegirl09
[16]Nov 13, 2009
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36. He forgot why he went inside Spongebob's head.
37. He knocked on Spongebob's door for 3 hours wanting to borrow hot sauce for his shake.
38. He thought Mini-Squid was the real thing without facial hair.
Edited on 11/13/2009 4:12pm
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SpongeSebastian
[17]Nov 13, 2009
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^ @#37: Really? I don't remember that.

39. He leaves giant notes saying that he's going to buy more giant paper.
40. He calls up SpongeBob just to show him how long he can ululate.
41. His species in real life doesn't have a brain.
42. He can't write on a piece of paper normally.
43. He thinks an ice cream cone makes a police cap.
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JellyFishJammer
[18]Nov 13, 2009
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[QUOTE="SpongeSebastian"]^ @#37: Really? I don't remember that.

That's from WhoBob WhatPants

44- The Krusty Krab hat makes him top-heavy.
45- He doesn't know what the noise from his alarm clock is.
46- He thinks it comes from his lamp.
47- He fights with his lamp to make it stop.
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spongebobfan200
[19]Nov 14, 2009
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48. He's afraid of dodgeballs
49. He loses on Tuesdays(Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost)
50. He popped a chocolate balloon(I win! Where's my prize?)
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SpongebeachBob
[20]Nov 14, 2009
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Let go find some more untill 100!

51. He thought he could eat a crown (Rule of Dumb)
52. When he noticed the crown gives him power he became a jerk.
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