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1) Spongebob's first words were, "May I take your order?"
2) Patrick once ate some roast beef, some chicken, and a pizza three times in a day.
3) Squidward's father loved him very much.
4) Robots can't love.
5) You can get information from and ask questions to poop.
6. You don't need television if you have imaginaaaaation.
7) remember, flatter the customer. make him FEEL good
the only people who don't like krabby patties have NEVER TASTED ONE
9) the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
10) flatz likes to kick peoples' butts
18. Squidward doesn't wear pants. 
19. "Normal" people don't have craters or freckles, and they all work at a steady, monotonous pace.
20. The only protection against a sea bear attack is to draw an anti-sea bear circle in the sand, and it HAS to be a circle!
24. Mr. Krabs bought his cash register when it was "just a wee calculator"
26. Young kids enjoy watching other people's misery!
27. Gary has a record player inside of his snail sh-ell. 
28. Gary knows how to tie shoes, because he OWNS a pair of shoes for some weird reason!
29. The only thing worse than winding up in a gift shop (for a sea creature) is ending up vacuum-packed inside a can of tuna, with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
30. There are 13 bad words you can say (if you're a sailor!) :O
31. if someone makes you believe you forgot the pickles, chances are they are under the person's tongue. always check there before you jump to conclusions
32. Patrick's name is "NOT RICK!"
33. Patrick's underpants were white when he bought them
34. Squidward smells NICE! 
35. It takes Plankton a REALLY long time to play a harmonica solo!
36. Playing the clarinet badly, waving flashlights back and forth really fast, stomping around, eating cubed cheese, wearing sombreros in a goofy fashion, wearing clown shoes, wearing hoop skirts, and screeching like a chimpanzee are ways you can attract a sea bear.
37. Sea bears hate running.
38. Sea bears hate limping more than running.
39.Sea bears hate crawling even more.
40. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
41. Horseradish is not an Instrument either.
42. Sandy is from Texas.
43. Don't take the name of Texas in vain.
44. Sandy has "big teeth" (overbite).
45. Mr. Krabs is selfish, greedy, and cheap.
46. Mr. Krabs abuses his customers and employees.
50. Spongebob can change his shape to look like Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Old Man Jenkins, Patrick, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff! (As seen in the episode segment, "Gone.") 
51. Mrs. Puff is a big fat meanie.
52. SpongeBob clucks like a chicken when he sees plaid.
53. Mr. Krabs has an Afro.
54. Patrick's stupidity varies.
55. Squidward can be a jerk.
56. It is sad when SpongeBob cries.
57. Fred keeps hurting his leg.
58. Squidward invented jellyfishing.
