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1000000 things we learned from watchin spongebob

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    luigi29

    [201]Aug 22, 2008
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    490.dumb starfishes can pass their driveing test but smart sponges cant
    Edited on 08/22/2008 7:18pm
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    SpongeSebastian

    [202]Aug 22, 2008
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    491. Never lick an electic eel (I think I heard SpongeBob say that in one of his video games).
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    splatterhouse4

    [203]Aug 22, 2008
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    492. Falling down a hill on a bicycle will always cause an explosion.

    493. Getting kicked by a seahorse will always cause an explosion.

    494. Squid is followed around by a bowl of onions.

    495. Crickets hate Spongebob's jokes.

    496. Spongebob's act smells rotten and puts people to sleep, much like naucous gas.

    497. Whenever Sponge is about to get his butt kicked, an old man gets the crap beaten out of him.

    498. Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of, it's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile.

    499. Patrick defies the Heart Man.

    500. Heart on stick must die.

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    Jonguy45

    [204]Aug 23, 2008
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    501. littles kids HATE pistachio ice cream (hocus pocus)
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [205]Aug 23, 2008
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    502. SpongeBob can turn you into a jar of maynoise!
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    PokeSponge123

    [206]Aug 23, 2008
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    503. Bubble Blowing Babies can't resist singing along to the Goofy Goober Theme Song.
    504. SpongeBob thinks he's famous even if he's on TV for a split second.
    Edited on 08/23/2008 7:25am
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [207]Aug 23, 2008
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    505. Patrick throws a shoe at something he doesn't like.
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    PokeSponge123

    [208]Aug 23, 2008
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    506. Patrick once said "Will you clam up?"
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    SpongeSebastian

    [209]Aug 23, 2008
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    507. Sponges' brains are not attached to them. You'd have to tape them down in order for them to stay put.
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    PokeSponge123

    [210]Aug 23, 2008
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    508. Plankton knows 507 as he has been squished by SpongeBob's brain before.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [211]Aug 23, 2008
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    509. Always check if you have a spare key under your doormat before thinking you've been locked out.
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    PokeSponge123

    [212]Aug 23, 2008
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    510. Don't wear cleetes (sp?) when jumping onto the stranglers eyes.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [213]Aug 23, 2008
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    511. SpongeBob's farts are what cause waves in the ocean. (reference to a Nicktoons Network commercial)
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    PokeSponge123

    [214]Aug 23, 2008
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    512. Squidward reads Interpretive Dance Quarterly
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    SpongeSebastian

    [215]Aug 23, 2008
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    513. It's okay to be stinky, but not to be ugly.
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    PokeSponge123

    [216]Aug 23, 2008
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    514. SpongeBob's still ugly and proud anyway!
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    SpongeSebastian

    [217]Aug 23, 2008
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    515. SpongeBob can't even get a license in his dreams.
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    PokeSponge123

    [218]Aug 23, 2008
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    516. That's because Mrs. Puff is an evil witch that can invade people's minds.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [219]Aug 23, 2008
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    517. Dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm.
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    PokeSponge123

    [220]Aug 23, 2008
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    518. SpongeBob once had the suds.
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