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1.They think squidward likes them
2.They thought squidward liked them sinking his house.
3.spongebob thought gary was tormenting that fish when it was tormenting gary
4.He thought when gary was going to be eaten by that fish,he thought gary was holding him and about to eat him or something.
5. They mistook a pearl for a volleyball.
6. Patrick had to take forever to come up with the idea of hide and seek.
7. Patrick thinks Spongebob is a triangle.
8. both Spongebob and Patrick thought swear words are sentence enhancers.
9. Patrick thought mayonnaise was an instrument.
10. they thought a butterfly was a monster.
18. They squirt mustard in their eyes and sting their tongues with jellyfish.
19. Spongebob thought Squidward was crying tears of joy when he was mad.
20. Patrick has no room for brains in his pointy head, and Spongebob doesn't even have a vertebrate
21. Patrick doesn't know when he started wearing a watch.
22. Spongebob thought he went blind when the lights were out.
23. Spongebob didn't know that being a lifeguard meant guarding people's lives.
24. Patrick thought Spongebob was inside his Valentine rock.
25. They stood up and cheered while they were still disguised as the albino eel.
36. Patrick thought crowns were edible.
37. He went to boating school and thought he was in Spanish class the whole time.
38. He thought the elephant-shaped bubble was a giraffe.
55.Spongebob thought Patricks song was good.
56.He thought an angry mob was Patricks Fan club.When they had torches and pitch forks.
57. Patrick thought that the machine in the Glove World Power Plant was SpongeBob. (See "Tunnel of Glove.")
58. SpongeBob thought that Squidward actually wanted to go jellyfishing with him and Patrick. (See "Jellyfishing" and "SB 121.")
59. Patrick lacks so much common sense and rarely thinks before acting.
60. Patrick is so incredibly uneducated that he can not read properly. (See "Tunnel of Glove.")
61. Patrick kept doing extremely stupid things inside the Glove World Power Plant. (See "Tunnel of Glove.")
62. Patrick is a negative influence on SpongeBob (getting SpongeBob to do stupid and/or dangerous things with him).
63. Because of reason 62, SpongeBob listens to him and all of his stupid ideas!
64. SpongeBob can never drive properly because he floors the car too much (despite Mrs. Puff's directions and warnings not to do so), showing that he is incapable of listening to his own Driver's Education teacher's driving instructions.
65.Patrick falls for the Peanut Brittle trick repetily
66.6x11
67.Spongebob thinks Mr.Krabs is a robot
68.Patrick is shaped like a star
69.Mrs. Puff is the worst teacher ever
70.7x10
71.They think they're cool because they rumage through old ladies panty hoes!
72. They thought the trenchbillies were nice.
73. In a SquarePants family vacation Spongebob thought an outhouse was a cozy waiting room.
74. They used theinvisibleSpraywithout even thinking about the consequences.
75. They were both fighting over a toy once.
76. Patrick didn't know how to play Hide and Seek
77. They both thought a jail was summer camp.
78. They boarded the wrong boat in "The Inmates of Summer".
92 Spongebob lives in a pinapple
93 Spongebob blows bubbles
94 Spongebob jellyfishes
95 Patrick house is all made of sand
96 spongebob dosent even have a lisense yet
97 Patrick dosent even go to school
98 Spongebob has a pet snail
99 Patrick said he was going to work and he went to the rock
100 Spongebob lets mr krabs take money out of his pay check
101 wooooooooo i just finished the 100 reasons
