SpongeBob SquarePants: 100 of the dumbest things patrick says

100 of the dumbest things patrick says

ChrisoBisto
[41]Feb 27, 2006
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24 (When he says his name in "New Student Starfish)
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SuperVegito94
[42]Feb 27, 2006
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{after he saves squidward): Friend!
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Noteldnep
[43]Feb 28, 2006
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[When Squidward comes home]

SpongeBob: Welcome home, Squidward!
Patrick: Merry Christmas!
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Clockerevac12
[44]Feb 28, 2006
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Whats Pink and Square at the same time
Patrick Squarepants
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Noteldnep
[45]Mar 1, 2006
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[Squidward is having an anger issue]

Patrick: Should we ask the magic conch if he's okay?
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gogetenkusu
[46]Mar 1, 2006
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Krabs: That'll be 5 bucks.
Patrick: I only got 7.
Krabs: Deal.
Patrick: Patrick Star, you are one smart shopper.
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spongedude49
[47]Mar 2, 2006
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Patrick: Ahh! I could've sworn I was lying on my back...
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Clockerevac12
[48]Mar 2, 2006
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From Funny Pants

Patrick:Right Foot First Then Slips on Banana Peel
Edited on 03/02/2006 4:27am
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Clockerevac12
[49]Mar 2, 2006
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From Where's Gary

Patrick (Screams)Office Supplies It's the Acolplyse
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spongegab13
[50]Mar 2, 2006
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From Bubblestand:

Spongebob: That will be 25 cents sir!
Patrick: Spongebob can i borrow a quarter?
Edited on 03/02/2006 4:31am
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Clockerevac12
[51]Mar 2, 2006
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From the Movie

Spongebobo It Again Patrick
Patrick:Were on a Baby Hunt and If we don't Know How to wee thwm Out
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spongedude49
[52]Mar 3, 2006
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Clockerevac12 wrote:

From the Movie

Spongebobo It Again Patrick
Patrick:Were on a Baby Hunt and If we don't Know How to wee thwm Out

Actually, it's 'We’re on a baby hunt, and don’t think we don’t know how to weed them out!'
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TTlover
[53]Mar 13, 2006
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He only liked me for my shorts
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solidfisher101
[54]Mar 16, 2006
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From alternate ending for shanghaied

Patrick: Oh, you want some gum?

Squidward: You wished for gum?

Patrick: well, if we're going to be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath.

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Noteldnep
[55]Mar 16, 2006
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Patrick: SpongeBob, did you just say Gary? That reminds me, when we were at the crafts store earlier today, I saw... these huge chunks of balsa wood!
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steph1024
[56]Mar 16, 2006
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in the "grandma's kisses" episode.
patrick: i'm the baby, i'm the baby (while wearing a bib, the cookie eating hat, & have a kissee mark on his forehead).
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spongedude49
[57]Mar 16, 2006
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steph1024 wrote:

in the "grandma's kisses" episode.
patrick: i'm the baby, i'm the baby (while wearing a bib, the cookie eating hat, & have a kissee mark on his forehead).

Yeah, that was good.
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Clockerevac12
[58]Mar 17, 2006
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From Procanstition

Spongebob:Marco
Patrick: Polo
(Then hangs up phone
Edited on 03/17/2006 6:02am
Edited 2 total times.
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Clockerevac12
[59]Mar 17, 2006
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Band Geeks

Squidward:Let's get in a signal line
Spongebob:Is this the part where we start kicking
Squidward:No Spongebob that's a chorus line
Patrick:I love kicking
(Patrick kicks Sandy in the leg)
Sandy:Why You
(Sandy & Patrick take the Fight outside then you hear Patrick Screaming)
(Comes In with a trombone on his neck) Patrick:The person who owns the white sedan who left your light on
(Patrick sits Down and Opens mouth and hear trombone Music.
Edited on 03/17/2006 6:03am
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gogetenkusu
[60]Mar 17, 2006
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Clockerevac12 wrote:

From Procanstition

Spongebob:Marco
Patrick: Polo
(Then hangs up phone

How is that dumb?
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100 of the dumbest things patrick says

ChrisoBisto

SuperVegito94

Noteldnep

Clockerevac12

Noteldnep

gogetenkusu

spongedude49

Clockerevac12

Clockerevac12

spongegab13

Clockerevac12

spongedude49

TTlover

solidfisher101

Noteldnep

steph1024

spongedude49

Clockerevac12

Clockerevac12

gogetenkusu