Pat:I Love Being Purple

Hey! im not an airhead! (head deflates blows it back up again)

Hey I'm no chicken (spills popcorn picks it up like a chicken)

Hey, I lost my Trunks!

Squidward: What would you like to order, Patrick?
Patrick: Uhh..................

boating school.. i thought this was spanish class

This blade of grass looks mighty suspicious

I was the crook all the time! Its the perfect crime!

Spongebob: Think quick, Patrick. If you had one wish granted right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhhh... *sweats* ...More time for thinking!

(In Prison)
Patrick:Hey mac what you in for


Spongebobatrick what did you wish for
Patrick:more paper

(Walks up to squidville gates)
Patrick:Hello Can I have (I dont know what he asks for)
Spongebob:But you just ate three orders of fried oyster skins
Patrick:fried oyster skins(says it with green breaht going through)

Patrick: I'm the strangler?! Oh my gosh, I should have known! I gotta go turn myself in!

sponge.: theres nothing worst than a giant paint bubble
pat: sure there is (blows bubble) 2 giant paint bubbles!!

"SpongeBoob?! I said SpongeBoob! What's SpongeBoob!"

Patrick: Did you see my underwear?
Mindy: No, Patrick.
Patrick: Did you want to?

Patrick: SpongeBob, I know where your name tag is!
SpongeBob: Where?
Patrick: Uh, I forgot.

WE'RE MEN!!!!

bump

Patrick: Did you see my butt?

I've got 2:

First one: Spongebob: How's that mutton Patrick?
Patrick: It's mutton-tastic.

Second One: Spongebob: It's Oppisite Day
Patrick: Okay. ( Stops Breathing )

I liked it on "Argghh" When they are pirates and Mr Krabs askes them to go east.

Patrick: east, I thought you said weast

Mr Krabs: Weast?? What compas are you reading lad?

Patrick: This one sir

Mr Krabs: That's West patrick

I loved that bit