Nickelodeon (ended 2012)
RiciSmokes2 wrote: |
Carly's room is on fire. ICarly gang is on the steps. Spencer: LET ME GO FIRST! and pushes everyone out the way and slams the door in their face. I lol everytime. |
Carly: "Mornin T-Bo."
T-Bo: "Uh-uh! I'm your boss now. You gotta call me Mr. Bo."
Carly: "Mr. Bo?"
T-Bo: "Nah, I'm just pullin' your peach!"
GUY: This is what you get for yelling at that little girl--WET!!!
iTwins:
T-bo: "Would a gentalmen care for a pickle?"
Freddie: "No, I dont want a pickle."
T-bo: "Why? You afraid of pickles? Scared to take a walk on the pickle side of town?"
Freddie: "No.. I just dont think pickles and smoothies dont really go together."
T-bo: "Ohhhhh, well pardon me for thinking that all foods and beverages can get along!"
CARLY: Next person who says bowels sleeps in the bathtub!
HOBO: Bowels! I GOT THE BATHTUB.
CARLY: No. No. No. No. Nonono.
Freddie: "I don't need a robot girlfriend. Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband."
Carly: "What happened to my first husband?"
Freddie: "Nothing you can prove."
Spencer: "Hey guys! Is Carly with you?"
Freddie: "No, she and Sam went to build a bra."
Gibby: "They always kick me outta there!"
Freddie: "ANYWAY, Gibby and I will be upstairs."
Spencer: "Ok, but hurry up. I gotta hot one in the kitchen."
Freddie and Gibby: "Oooo."
Gibby's Mom: "GIBBY?"
Gibby: "MOM?"
Spencer: "Oh my god."
KJLwriter wrote: |
Freddie: "I don't need a robot girlfriend. Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband." Carly: "What happened to my first husband?" Freddie: "Nothing you can prove." |
SPENCER: (with Carly's face) Wanna kiss again??
:lol:
Carly: "WAIT! What is that?"
Sam: "A pound of melted butter."
Carly: "Don't pour that all over the popcorn!"
Freddie "Yeah! It's got fat in it and everything!"
Sam: "OK FINE! ah-"
Carly: "Don't drink it."
SAM: How come all my grandpa does is sleep and burp?
FREDDIE: Cuz he's related to you?
KJLwriter wrote: |
Carly: "WAIT! What is that?" Sam: "A pound of melted butter." Carly: "Don't pour that all over the popcorn!" Freddie "Yeah! It's got fat in it and everything!" Sam: "OK FINE! ah-" Carly: "Don't drink it." |
Sam: "Hey I know that look. That's your thinking look."
Spencer: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Sam: "If were thinking the same thing then yes."
Spencer: "Then are you thinking of how to get Neville a brand new car, that has never been used before, and can travel over 25 miles an hour?"
Sam: "Oh no, I was thinking about fried chicken."
SAM: I like it when you get all fiesty.
FREDDIE: That's the Freddie way.
CARLY: I thought the Freddie way was a toasted bagel with jelly.
FREDDIE: That's the Freddie BREAKFAST way.
From iHurt Lewbert:
Mrs. Benson: Why is the counter wet and sticky?
Spencer: Oh, well I have-
Mrs. Benson: Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset!
Spencer: ...I don't know how to respond to that.