I have too many so I'll have to come back. Sorry if I mention ones that have already been said.
(thinking of the few in my mind right now).
"Hobos can't afford cable!"
"Why you so stupid??"
"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid"
"Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset!"
"I kiss like a princess!"
"Fatcakesss yeahhh!!"
"Never tell a girl to calm down! It just gets up all whipped up! You see me all whipped up? Because you told me to CALM DOWN!!" (good advice from Carly Shay right here
)
"I'm not a child...I'm just young. And short"
"Why do they put a bone right in the middle of the ham?"
"My mom thinks I'm awesome!"
I need more Spencer/Gibby/Freddie quotes in my head.