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sluggmunki_tx

[1541]Oct 22, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

Shiiiiit...

Katara: What's happening??

Sokka: I don't know!!

Toph: I can feel the vibrations in the ground - NEWBIE ATTACK!

Aang: HELP!!! (Ventures into page 4.)

Katara: AAAANG!!!

KAtara: KAtara, I - *gurgle* (Drowns in the newbies and dies.)

...and thus ends the legend of Aang.

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karatewolfpunk
[1542]Oct 23, 2006
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Dude (to Toph): Whoa, I like your eyes.

Toph: I like...the shape of your head.

Dude: Huh?

Toph: Wait, that was stupid. I like your d*ick.

Dude: Whoa, I didn't even take my pants off!

Toph: Oh yeah, I'm blind by the way.

Dude: Okay, you're just freaky!
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karatewolfpunk
[1543]Oct 23, 2006
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Aang: There's something so freakishly wrong with me.

Katara: I didn't think so until you just said that.
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electricblue18
[1544]Oct 23, 2006
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Toph: I LOVE YOU SOKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: huh?
Toph: I LOVE YOU SOKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: I think I'm going deaf...
Toph: GOSH SOKKA IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD COMPLIMENT ME INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL DISABILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka: huh?
Toph: *Runs into a corner to cry*
Sokka: *turns around* Where'd Toph go?
Toph: *lights herself on fire*
Sokka: *looks at Toph* Who lit Toph on fire? Don't worry, I'll save you!!!!!!
Suki: *appears out of nowhere and runs toward Toph and rescues her from fire*
Toph: * kisses Suki* Wait a second...
Suki: Ummmm... Toph?
Toph: Oh no, not AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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masterofaeons
[1545]Oct 23, 2006
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Aang: I'll be in my bunk.
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electricblue18
[1546]Oct 26, 2006
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masterofaeons wrote:

Aang: I'll be in my bunk.

niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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karatewolfpunk
[1547]Oct 28, 2006
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Zuko: wtf?? It's as cold as hell here!!!

Aang: Actually hell is hot.
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masterofaeons
[1548]Oct 29, 2006
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Zuko: That's a common misconception. Up until the time of the Vikings it was believed that Hell was a desolate tundra of misery and famine. This was later changed in favor of the anglo-saxon veiws on Hell popularized in Dante's epic "Inferno". It was then we began to see things are demonically driven and fire and brimstone, as well as many conceptions of sin.
Aang: Interesting.
Zuko: You have no idea! Did you know that there were originally 14 deadly sins until one of the tablets was broken and the orignal texts were destroyed?
Aang: Get out!
Azula: HelLO? I'm not gonna fight myself over here!
Aang: NO ONE. Is talking. To YOU.
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evilcheesel
[1549]Oct 29, 2006
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masterofaeons wrote:

Aang: I'll be in my bunk.

i dont get it
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masterofaeons
[1550]Oct 29, 2006
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Watch the Firefly series.
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evilcheesel
[1551]Oct 29, 2006
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masterofaeons wrote:

Watch the Firefly series.

??i still dont get it

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masterofaeons
[1552]Oct 29, 2006
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That's because you haven't WATCHED THE FIREFLY SERIES.
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evilcheesel
[1553]Oct 29, 2006
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masterofaeons wrote:

That's because you haven't WATCHED THE FIREFLY SERIES.

wot is it any ways????
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masterofaeons
[1554]Oct 29, 2006
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You're on TV.COM. It's a SITE...for TV SERIES.
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evilcheesel
[1555]Oct 29, 2006
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masterofaeons wrote:

You're on TV.COM. It's a SITE...for TV SERIES.

can u just tell me im stupid
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free2eatcookies
[1556]Oct 30, 2006
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jin:zuko i have sumthin to tell u
zuko:yea
jin:im pregnant
zuko:aaah!it wuz only that one tome and u said u had birthcontroland................
jin:zuko!ur not the baby daddy
zuko:well who is?
jin:iroh
zuko:u know what...dont talk to me no more
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Breakflame
[1557]Nov 2, 2006
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Man, I haven't been on Tv.Com in a while. Especially not on this thread. Well, for the fun of things and to bump the only thing I came back for, Here's the completely non-sensical adventure of The GAang and the Trio of Girls that we hate except for Ty Lee cause of "Poof". (Warning: The jokes are corny. You have been warned)

Aang: That's it! I'm tired of you girls chasing us around

Sokka: I'm not!

Katara: Shut up, Sokka.

Azula: I don't care what your tired of, your coming with us.

Aang: Not if I do this. KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE

(10 minutes later)

Aang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sokka: What the hell is he doing?

Ty Lee: Maybe he needs some pepto-bismal.

Toph: What he needs is a shrink.

Aang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Big humongous energy blast comes from Aang's hands)

Azula: Not if I do this. (holds up a card) I play Fog(Magic the Gathering joke).

Aang: DAMN IT!

Katara: What the F*** was that!?

Sokka: That was Fog. A card from the Magic the Gathering series, which was created by Wizards of the Coast. Fog eliminates all damage done this turn.

Aang: Turn?

Sokka: Yes, turn. A turn consists of an untap phase, an upkeep phase, a draw phase, a main phase, a battle phase, a second main phase, and the ending of the turn.

Toph: And this applies How?

Sokka: Don't ask me. She's the one who used the card.

Azula: Can I kill you now?

Aang: Now's not a good time. Can we reschedule it for Tuesday?

Azula: No. (Charges up lightning, but stops and let's her arms down)

Aang: Well, that was anti-climactic.

Azula: What's going on? And what's up with my shadow?

(shows shadow outstretched to the trees. Someone walks out)

Shikimaru: That's my Kage no Jutsu. You've just been Punk'd, Ninja style.

Aang: Hey! This isn't your show.

Shikimaru: Yeah, I know. I got lost at the 4kids dubbing studio. Turns out a lot of characters lose themselves there.

Mai: (Thinking to herself) Why don't I talk?

Navi: Hey, listen.

Zuko: (Blasts Navi) No.

Sokka: I'm leaving.

Aang: Me too. Oh, Shikimaru can ask you something?

Shikimaru: What?

Aang: Can you use your shadow thing to get Katara to strip?

Shikimaru: Yes. And I will.

Porky the Pig: ThththaththththTHAT's ALL FOLKS!

Sokka: MEAT!
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Lord-darkboy

[1558]Nov 3, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Man, I haven't been on Tv.Com in a while. Especially not on this thread. Well, for the fun of things and to bump the only thing I came back for, Here's the completely non-sensical adventure of The GAang and the Trio of Girls that we hate except for Ty Lee cause of "Poof". (Warning: The jokes are corny. You have been warned) Aang: That's it! I'm tired of you girls chasing us around Sokka: I'm not! Katara: Shut up, Sokka. Azula: I don't care what your tired of, your coming with us. Aang: Not if I do this. KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE (10 minutes later) Aang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sokka: What the hell is he doing? Ty Lee: Maybe he needs some pepto-bismal. Toph: What he needs is a shrink. Aang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Big humongous energy blast comes from Aang's hands) Azula: Not if I do this. (holds up a card) I play Fog(Magic the Gathering joke). Aang: DAMN IT! Katara: What the F*** was that!? Sokka: That was Fog. A card from the Magic the Gathering series, which was created by Wizards of the Coast. Fog eliminates all damage done this turn. Aang: Turn? Sokka: Yes, turn. A turn consists of an untap phase, an upkeep phase, a draw phase, a main phase, a battle phase, a second main phase, and the ending of the turn. Toph: And this applies How? Sokka: Don't ask me. She's the one who used the card. Azula: Can I kill you now? Aang: Now's not a good time. Can we reschedule it for Tuesday? Azula: No. (Charges up lightning, but stops and let's her arms down) Aang: Well, that was anti-climactic. Azula: What's going on? And what's up with my shadow? (shows shadow outstretched to the trees. Someone walks out) Shikimaru: That's my Kage no Jutsu. You've just been Punk'd, Ninja style. Aang: Hey! This isn't your show. Shikimaru: Yeah, I know. I got lost at the 4kids dubbing studio. Turns out a lot of characters lose themselves there. Mai: (Thinking to herself) Why don't I talk? Navi: Hey, listen. Zuko: (Blasts Navi) No. Sokka: I'm leaving. Aang: Me too. Oh, Shikimaru can ask you something? Shikimaru: What? Aang: Can you use your shadow thing to get Katara to strip? Shikimaru: Yes. And I will. Porky the Pig: ThththaththththTHAT's ALL FOLKS! Sokka: MEAT!

lol aang: Can you use your shadow thing to get Katara to strip? hehehe??

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K4A5T6A5A4N6G
[1559]Nov 3, 2006
member since: 09/23/06
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katara:craaaaaaaap
aang:what?
katara:i was not talking to you.
aang:but you say crap.
katara:because sokka made crap.
sokka:i ate to much.
aang wheres momo?
sokka:*makes a burp and of his mouth appears momo*.
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redgarlic68
[1560]Nov 4, 2006
member since: 05/20/06
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*I finally complete my reality-change machine and get to bring Aang to the "real" world*

Aang: WTF
Me: Congrats Avatar Aang and be Welcomed to the real world!
Aang: NOOOO! JOO DEE! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Me: no, wait! I only brought you here to ask you a question, then you'll leave.
Aang: OK, shoot
Me: Why weren't gays allowed among the airbenders?
Aang: GAYS?
Me: yes, homosexuals
Aang: (still with WTF face) Why are you asking me that?
Me: Well, it is so obvious... you know your love for Sokka and Zuko...
Aang: (enters the Avatar State)
Me: NO!!! I CAN EXPLAIN!!! (Handle picture of Katara)
Aang: (calms down)
Me: I have realized that you reflect your love for Sokka in Katara, and that you have shown your love for Zuko by helping him...
Aang: Well... (realizes what he is just about to say) NO!!!
Me: too late, I have recorded all this (shows video camara)
Aang: (enters the Avatar State again)
Me: time to go back! (Send Aang back to his world)
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