| Breakflame wrote: |
| Well, It starts with D and ends with K Alternately, It starts with P and ends with S AKA It starts with C and ends with K It can also start with We and end with ner |
Since now I get it, Aang seriously needs to control himself
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| Breakflame wrote: |
| Well, It starts with D and ends with K Alternately, It starts with P and ends with S AKA It starts with C and ends with K It can also start with We and end with ner |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| I need an idea. Someone give me a song to parody Avatar-style. Until then, here's some more very inappropriate humor. (Aang is watching happily as Katara, Ty lee, Toph, Suki, and Azula fight over him) Katara: I saw him first. Literally Toph: Oh yeah, he'll want an idiot like you Ty Lee: I like him more. He's aura is really pink Suki: I must present my body for the avatar to end this war(Completely made-up excuse by me so she could say something) Azula: I'm just being a B**** and steal him from you all Aang: Ladies, ladies, There's enough Avatar to go around. (an hour later, Aang's in an ambulance with Sokka riding with him) Sokka: Dude, what happened. Aang: (Weakly) Apparently there wasn't enough Avatar to go around Sokka: Ouch |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| I need an idea. Someone give me a song to parody Avatar-style. Until then, here's some more very inappropriate humor. (Aang is watching happily as Katara, Ty lee, Toph, Suki, and Azula fight over him) Katara: I saw him first. Literally Toph: Oh yeah, he'll want an idiot like you Ty Lee: I like him more. He's aura is really pink Suki: I must present my body for the avatar to end this war(Completely made-up excuse by me so she could say something) Azula: I'm just being a B**** and steal him from you all Aang: Ladies, ladies, There's enough Avatar to go around. (an hour later, Aang's in an ambulance with Sokka riding with him) Sokka: Dude, what happened. Aang: (Weakly) Apparently there wasn't enough Avatar to go around Sokka: Ouch |
| AKAE124Ultima wrote: | ||
...........lol |
| evilcheesel wrote: | ||||
i dont get the "there wasnt enough avatar 2 go around" bit |
| Breakflame wrote: |
| I need an idea. Someone give me a song to parody Avatar-style. Until then, here's some more very inappropriate humor. (Aang is watching happily as Katara, Ty lee, Toph, Suki, and Azula fight over him) Katara: I saw him first. Literally Toph: Oh yeah, he'll want an idiot like you Ty Lee: I like him more. He's aura is really pink Suki: I must present my body for the avatar to end this war(Completely made-up excuse by me so she could say something) Azula: I'm just being a B**** and steal him from you all Aang: Ladies, ladies, There's enough Avatar to go around. (an hour later, Aang's in an ambulance with Sokka riding with him) Sokka: Dude, what happened. Aang: (Weakly) Apparently there wasn't enough Avatar to go around Sokka: Ouch |
lol that was so funny.i guess ill try now
(iroh in his room dancing to my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard with a tube top and thong on)
(zuko walking in his room)
zuko:uncle!?
iroh:do you like my outfit? fitting huh?
zuko:aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh my eyes!! they burn!!
iroh: i know sokka would have liked it(continues dancing in front of mirror)
(zuko passed out on the floor)
| piranhapete wrote: |
| Well since people are writing songs... Here's my favorite out of the three "Aang, Katara, and Toph" songs I wrote... I still haven't gotten around to writing a Zuko one. See Me Oh they were keeping me in a cave, The world's a danger, harsh and grave. The acted like they knew everything, save, That I could hold my own. Well I'm not that girl, the one that bends, I ran away to the furthest ends, I ran away with my closest friends, So why do I feel so alone? I'm blind, I'm blind, But I can see just fine, That they're the ones that can't see. It's made me bold but I feel so cold, 'Cuz no one will hold on to me! It's made me unkind, but I can't rewind, So keep in mind my plea. 'Cuz though I'm blind, I can see just fine That they're the ones that can't see... See me. My feet are planted, I'm ready to fight, But my roots are thinning, who knows if I'm right? Can someone please just shed some light, On just what I can do? It's crystal clear that I'm clear to them. An eternally thin and invisible gem. I've got no roots and I've got no stem, And nobody to turn to! Just somebody show me who! I'm blind, I'm blind, But I can see just fine, That they're the ones that can't see. It's made me strong, but I wish I was wrong, To think they won't hold long to me. It's made me unkind, but I can't rewind, So keep in mind my plea. 'Cuz though I'm blind, I can see just fine That they're the ones that can't see... See me. The sun has set and the day is done, My importance can be seen as the sun. It just can't be true that I'm the one Who just can't seem to be! I'm blind, I'm blind, But I can see just fine, That they're the ones that can't see. It's made me bold but I feel so cold, 'Cuz no one will hold on to me! It's made me unkind, but I can't rewind, So keep in mind my plea. It's made me strong, but I wish I was wrong, To think they won't hold long to me. I just cannot find why I'd be the kind, Who'd be sending out her plea. 'Cuz though I'm blind, I can see just fine That they're the ones that can't see... See me! See me... |
| sluggmunki_tx wrote: |
| I did this on my Mr. Meaty review and figured it would go great on either Aang, Sokka, or Zuko rapping this. *one of the three goes up to the crowd and starts rapping* ***Yo...Mr. Meaty! This show is whack. I can't stand this crap by, Flippin' Big Macs. You obviously go no point, You can't even try! So just like *N Sync, Bye, bye, bye! Somebody, run me over, With a diesel truck. While you screaming out loud, I don't give a F**K! Look mom and dad, It's the muppets from hell. It makes Cookie Monster normal, Singing Rebel Yell. Schnozzola, Moochmaster P? Blaahblhahahallahahhbbahabab? I can't stand a word you said, hibbabalyblllooblah! (got that from 8 mile) What the hell is wrong with these puppets? They look like they've heard of 'bury.' Let me give you some advice, Ever heard of plastic surgery? So that's my review of this song, I'm thinkin' this isn't a hit! Because let me tell you one thing, I can't stand this $h1t! So, go back to your desk, and write some better crap than what we've witnessed.*** |
| sluggmunki_tx wrote: |
| I did this on my Mr. Meaty review and figured it would go great on either Aang, Sokka, or Zuko rapping this. *one of the three goes up to the crowd and starts rapping* ***Yo...Mr. Meaty! This show is whack. I can't stand this crap by, Flippin' Big Macs. You obviously go no point, You can't even try! So just like *N Sync, Bye, bye, bye! Somebody, run me over, With a diesel truck. While you screaming out loud, I don't give a F**K! Look mom and dad, It's the muppets from hell. It makes Cookie Monster normal, Singing Rebel Yell. Schnozzola, Moochmaster P? Blaahblhahahallahahhbbahabab? I can't stand a word you said, hibbabalyblllooblah! (got that from 8 mile) What the hell is wrong with these puppets? They look like they've heard of 'bury.' Let me give you some advice, Ever heard of plastic surgery? So that's my review of this song, I'm thinkin' this isn't a hit! Because let me tell you one thing, I can't stand this $h1t! So, go back to your desk, and write some better crap than what we've witnessed.*** |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| (Zuko pulls away) *I accidentely somehow spelled Zukosa Jin: What's wrong? Zuko: It's complicated... *now the part that was cut out* Jin: Seriously Zuko, what's wrong? You're scaring me! IS everything all right? Zuko: All right - I'm gay! Jin: All we did together, and you didn't even mention that you were gay?! Zuko: I'm sorry! I just thought maybe if I could get to know a girl like this, I could become straight again. I guess it can't work. Jin: Wait, you were once straight? Zuko (lowers eyes): Yeah, but that was such a long time ago. *SILENCE* Jin: Zuko, tell me what happened. Zuko: I can't. Jin: Zuko, be strong...PLEASE FOR ME!!! Zuko: Alright! Alright! I was once in love with this girl... Jin: I assume that was when you were straight? Zuko: One day...One day she got cut on the stomach, and her leg cut off. Jin: I'm guessing you're either a terrible lover or there was some kind of attack. Zuko: Anyways, they had to give her a new heart...a heart transplant from a donor, there were two. The problem was one of the donors died and his heart muscle wouldn't work, and there was one other patient who needed a new heart. One of the doctors was with the other patient, who was an older man. She thought that that my love wouldn't make it if the donor's heart was given to her patient, so she was gonna bcut the line on her patient think the heart surgeon could save him later. Jin: What does N-17 stand for? Zuko: The problem was that there was a shooting right oustide the hospital, and the heart surgeon got in the middle of it and was shot, the doctor cut the patient's line without knowing the surgeon was shot. Then the other doctors rushed in and asked what happened, and they told her the surgeon was shot and needed a new heart. They decided the heart was needed to be given to the heart surgeon so he could fix the man's heart, but then...she died. (Tears stream down Zuko's face.) Jin (on cell phone): ...Oh yeah, can you also add anchovies to that? Thanks. (Hangs us and looks at Zuko.) Sissy. |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| (Zuko pulls away) *I accidentely somehow spelled Zukosa Jin: What's wrong? Zuko: It's complicated... *now the part that was cut out* Jin: Seriously Zuko, what's wrong? You're scaring me! IS everything all right? Zuko: All right - I'm gay! Jin: All we did together, and you didn't even mention that you were gay?! Zuko: I'm sorry! I just thought maybe if I could get to know a girl like this, I could become straight again. I guess it can't work. Jin: Wait, you were once straight? Zuko (lowers eyes): Yeah, but that was such a long time ago. *SILENCE* Jin: Zuko, tell me what happened. Zuko: I can't. Jin: Zuko, be strong...PLEASE FOR ME!!! Zuko: Alright! Alright! I was once in love with this girl... Jin: I assume that was when you were straight? Zuko: One day...One day she got cut on the stomach, and her leg cut off. Jin: I'm guessing you're either a terrible lover or there was some kind of attack. Zuko: Anyways, they had to give her a new heart...a heart transplant from a donor, there were two. The problem was one of the donors died and his heart muscle wouldn't work, and there was one other patient who needed a new heart. One of the doctors was with the other patient, who was an older man. She thought that that my love wouldn't make it if the donor's heart was given to her patient, so she was gonna bcut the line on her patient think the heart surgeon could save him later. Jin: What does N-17 stand for? Zuko: The problem was that there was a shooting right oustide the hospital, and the heart surgeon got in the middle of it and was shot, the doctor cut the patient's line without knowing the surgeon was shot. Then the other doctors rushed in and asked what happened, and they told her the surgeon was shot and needed a new heart. They decided the heart was needed to be given to the heart surgeon so he could fix the man's heart, but then...she died. (Tears stream down Zuko's face.) Jin (on cell phone): ...Oh yeah, can you also add anchovies to that? Thanks. (Hangs us and looks at Zuko.) Sissy. |
