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you would think the mighty fire lord would have a new wife

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    suss2it

    [81]Jun 25, 2008
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    Maybe Ozai doesn't want a wife, maybe he banished his wife so he could have a husband?
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    xRamensx

    [82]Jun 25, 2008
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    That makes perfect sense, actually. We all know that Fire Nation is the nation of gay orgies.. >> (Wut?)

    But really, it does. Ozai probably inherited Sozin's gay genes, but had to marry Ursa so he could produce an heir. But when he found a chance to get rid of Ursa, he immediately jumped on the chance, sent her off, and got some lovin' from a guy named Gary.

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    jakeman3025

    [83]Jun 25, 2008
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    ozai and Gelem.
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    Lisa31468

    [84]Jun 25, 2008
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    jakeman3025 wrote:
    ozai and Gelem.

    10/10 LOL

    You can tell when someone is from ASN, DBF or another Avatar fansite because they tend to say "Let's stay on topic" a lot here in the Avatar forum. LOL We Avatards at TV.com live for the lulz and take 'off-topic-ness' to an artform.

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    xRamensx

    [85]Jun 25, 2008
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    Truest of the trufax, Lisa.

    Even in my own threads, I get off-topic. I don't really care if people get off-topic once and while, just as long as they eventually get back on topic.

    We always come back anyway. Ozai would probably want a wife who avoids the serious questions, though, and sort of keep her out of the loop.

    See what I did there?

    Edited on 06/25/2008 12:42pm
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    Lisa31468

    [86]Jun 25, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    Truest of the trufax, Lisa.

    Even in my own threads, I get off-topic. I don't really care if people get off-topic once and while, just as long as they eventually get back on topic.

    We always come back anyway. Ozai would probably want a wife who avoids the serious questions, though, and sort of keep her out of the loop.

    See what I did there?

    I see what you did thar. LOL

    To quote Sokka: Nicely done.

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    Mapletree46

    [87]Jun 25, 2008
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    he already has a lover. They just need to move to California so they can get Hitched
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    zukolady

    [88]Aug 15, 2008
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    where did xramensx read that urzai story??i wanna read it!!

    Edited on 08/15/2008 8:58pm
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    avataraang113

    [89]Aug 15, 2008
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    he probably had something going on with the guy that zuko interrupted....
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    fingerknot

    [90]Aug 16, 2008
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    i think if he sees a hot woman he rapes her then throws her into the dungeon or kills her
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    libraman_92

    [91]Aug 16, 2008
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    fingerknot wrote:
    i think if he sees a hot woman he rapes her then throws her into the dungeon or kills her


    sure he will....
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    slumshoes

    [92]Aug 16, 2008
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    What interesting theories...Ozai a rapist LOL.

    I believe Ozai doesn't need a wife since I'm sure he had concubines from all over the world. You should know why he raids places, especially the Southern Water Tribe. Plenty of hot women thar! Seriously, history tells us most rulers have concubines, love slaves, etc. (even when their wife is still alive) but since this is a kids show Bryke obviously edited the steamy love scenes from Ozai's *ahem* special quarters.
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    libraman_92

    [93]Aug 16, 2008
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    slumshoes wrote:
    What interesting theories...Ozai a rapist LOL.

    I believe Ozai doesn't need a wife since I'm sure he had concubines from all over the world. You should know why he raids places, especially the Southern Water Tribe. Plenty of hot women thar! Seriously, history tells us most rulers have concubines, love slaves, etc. (even when their wife is still alive) but since this is a kids show Bryke obviously edited the steamy love scenes from Ozai's *ahem* special quarters.


    you can't expect a kids show to go into those extremes.
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    slumshoes

    [94]Aug 16, 2008
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    libraman_92 wrote:
    slumshoes wrote:
    What interesting theories...Ozai a rapist LOL.

    I believe Ozai doesn't need a wife since I'm sure he had concubines from all over the world. You should know why he raids places, especially the Southern Water Tribe. Plenty of hot women thar! Seriously, history tells us most rulers have concubines, love slaves, etc. (even when their wife is still alive) but since this is a kids show Bryke obviously edited the steamy love scenes from Ozai's *ahem* special quarters.


    you can't expect a kids show to go into those extremes.


    No, but I can dream can't I?
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    libraman_92

    [95]Aug 16, 2008
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    slumshoes wrote:
    libraman_92 wrote:
    slumshoes wrote:
    What interesting theories...Ozai a rapist LOL.

    I believe Ozai doesn't need a wife since I'm sure he had concubines from all over the world. You should know why he raids places, especially the Southern Water Tribe. Plenty of hot women thar! Seriously, history tells us most rulers have concubines, love slaves, etc. (even when their wife is still alive) but since this is a kids show Bryke obviously edited the steamy love scenes from Ozai's *ahem* special quarters.


    you can't expect a kids show to go into those extremes.


    No, but I can dream can't I?


    of course you can dream.
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    gilvatar

    [96]Aug 16, 2008
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    suss2it wrote:
    Maybe Ozai doesn't want a wife, maybe he banished his wife so he could have a husband?
    Wow, you're right. All the digns are there. I mean just look at his Pheonix Lord outfit.
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    libraman_92

    [97]Aug 16, 2008
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    gilvatar wrote:
    suss2it wrote:
    Maybe Ozai doesn't want a wife, maybe he banished his wife so he could have a husband?
    Wow, you're right. All the digns are there. I mean just look at his Pheonix Lord outfit.


    hey gilvatar, how'd you get your icon, out of curiosity?
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    gilvatar

    [98]Aug 16, 2008
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    libraman_92 wrote:
    gilvatar wrote:
    suss2it wrote:
    Maybe Ozai doesn't want a wife, maybe he banished his wife so he could have a husband?
    Wow, you're right. All the digns are there. I mean just look at his Pheonix Lord outfit.


    hey gilvatar, how'd you get your icon, out of curiosity?
    I 4get. lol.
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    libraman_92

    [99]Aug 16, 2008
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    gilvatar wrote:
    libraman_92 wrote:
    gilvatar wrote:
    suss2it wrote:
    Maybe Ozai doesn't want a wife, maybe he banished his wife so he could have a husband?
    Wow, you're right. All the digns are there. I mean just look at his Pheonix Lord outfit.


    hey gilvatar, how'd you get your icon, out of curiosity?
    I 4get. lol.


    cuz its really cool.
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