Avatar: The Last Airbender: you would think the mighty fire lord would have a new wife

Darth_Scarth

[41]Jun 3, 2008

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turtlebaby43 wrote:

Didn't you hear?! Fire Lord Ozai is gay Lady Ursa walked in on him getting it on with the Cabbage man and she just knew she couldn't compare to him so she left. The Fire Lord has been keeping the Cabbage man his secret lover for years!

Gay people can't generate lightning.

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jakeman3025
[42]Jun 3, 2008
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thats very true Darth_Scarth.
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turtlebaby43

[43]Jun 3, 2008

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Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

Tell that to Azula!.... What other reasons do you think she keeps Mai and Ty Lee around for?!

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xRamensx

[44]Jun 3, 2008

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Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

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SlargTheGnome

[45]Jun 3, 2008

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xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Edited on 06/03/2008 3:24pm

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xRamensx

[46]Jun 3, 2008

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SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

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MaddoKos

[47]Jun 3, 2008

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xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

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xRamensx

[48]Jun 3, 2008

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MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

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MaddoKos

[49]Jun 3, 2008

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xRamensx wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

Depends whether you're on top or not.

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Vxiel

[50]Jun 5, 2008

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MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

Depends whether you're on top or not.

I don't know I'd take her either way she seems to like dominance so I think she would be good in a cowboy position, Missionary is meh *boring*

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MaddoKos

[51]Jun 5, 2008

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Vxiel wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

Depends whether you're on top or not.

I don't know I'd take her either way she seems to like dominance so I think she would be good in a cowboy position, Missionary is meh *boring*

I'm just worried about a strapon up the a$$.

Damn it! I've been infected!

Edited on 06/05/2008 5:20pm

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Vxiel

[52]Jun 5, 2008

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MaddoKos wrote:

Vxiel wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

Depends whether you're on top or not.

I don't know I'd take her either way she seems to like dominance so I think she would be good in a cowboy position, Missionary is meh *boring*

I'm just worried about a strapon up the a$$.

Damn it! I've been infected!

It's very contagious. As long as she does the work and not the strap on

Edited on 06/05/2008 5:33pm

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charzoid
[53]Jun 5, 2008
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maybe he is just the loner type.
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-TheSecondSign-
[54]Jun 5, 2008
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He is not the kind of person to have that kind of emotion, chances are he just summons the finest women from the world and plows them.
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jakeman3025
[55]Jun 12, 2008
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this topic has gone a little over bored while iv been gone
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Vxiel
[56]Jun 13, 2008
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^It's okay topicness finds its way back to a thread if the discussion is deemed worthy of "Them" *insert secret conspiracy paranoia propaganda type music*
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Spacerac
[57]Jun 13, 2008
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I agree with everyone else. Ozai can't really be bothered to have a wife, and he probably just has his own harem.
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SilverFlames
[58]Jun 13, 2008
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Yeah, * notices he's in the presence of spacerac * Oh yeah.. It's A Pimp Named Ozai.
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NerdyPrepxoxo

[59]Jun 13, 2008

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Vxiel wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

Vxiel wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

MaddoKos wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

SlargTheGnome wrote:

xRamensx wrote:

Darth_Scarth wrote:

turtlebaby43 wrote:

Gay people can't generate lightning.

I'm going to agree with Turtlebaby. Look at Azula.

And Ozai's kinda gay Penix (I know it's Phoenix) Lord? Srsly..

Azula's not gay she wants Zuko

Azula wants everyone, hon.

Everyone and everything.

In the worst way.

Or maybe the best way?

Depends whether you're on top or not.

I don't know I'd take her either way she seems to like dominance so I think she would be good in a cowboy position, Missionary is meh *boring*

I'm just worried about a strapon up the a$$.

Damn it! I've been infected!

It's very contagious. As long as she does the work and not the strap on

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Vxiel
[60]Jun 19, 2008
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Perhaps Ozai is in the closet. Dunno just a thought...
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