Too obsessed? You haven't seen too obsessed . . . not yet . . .
You're TOO obsessed with avatar when . . .
. . . you stalk and kidnap avatar's creators, tying them to your bed and breaking their ankles so they can't escape
You consider re-enacting theories about how Azulon was murdered, or successful versions of any of the show's attempted murders (during fights) justifiable homicide . . . because it's AVATAR!!!
You consider killing somebody who threatens your enjoyment of an Avatar episode justifiable homicide . . . because it's AVATAR
You join the army . . . because of AVATAR
You were once a deeply, blindly faithful follower of christianity/jewdaism/islam/etc. and renounce your religion, converting to buhddism . . . because of AVATAR
After joining the army and being sent to Iraq because of Avatar you believe the fire nation is real, and it is Iraq, and the war in Iraq has been going on for 100 years, and you are actually fighting the followers of Ozai, and they can firebend, and you're a bender to
You believe Avatar is real to the point that you become a danger to yourself and others, get commited to an asylum, and as the police try to arrest you, you exclaim to bystanders "SEE?!? THE FIRE NATION IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME!!!!"
You see someone trying to warm something with their hands or warm something in the microwave, become convinced they're fire benders, and murder them
You refer to yourself as the Blue Spirit, get a blue spirit mask and broadswords, and commit a series of armed robberies
You re-enact every single thing on Avatar, even demanding your son fight you in agni kai, becoming angered when he refuses, and telling him "You WILL learn respect and SUFFERING will be your teacher." before torching his face and banishing him from your country, as well as casually flipping police officers over your balcony, killing them, when they try to arrest you, and laying seige to Washington D.C., referring to yourself as the Dragon of the West
You're a child-torching, cop-killing, capital seiging, passerby-robbing, imaginary-firebender-murdering, FN-believing, reality denying, homicide-supporting, animator-stalking, show-producer-kidnapping, army-joining dillusional, convert to BUHDDISM of all religions to be that looney
You also know you're too obsessed with Avatar when, if you ever see anything on this thread that you haven't done, you think "Hey . . . not a bad idea." and immediately do it, from hiding in the mailbox and saying it's the world's greatest superslide to having your sex partner where a blue spirit mas
. . . this includes the things on this post
Come to think of it, the above is not "obsessed" . . . it's psychotic
I am guilty of all of the above, and by the time you have read this, I will have destroyed this computer, changed my name, and left the country to avoid being tracked through my IP address
Edited on 12/03/2006 11:58pm
