Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
I LOVED mellomuse's night of romance... that was quite original (and possible)
.. okay I'm guilty of this one
... you approach all automatic opening doors in stores with a pause so it allows your kids to airbend the doors open for you (just smile at the strangers dear, they have no idea what we are doing, LOL)
You break a bone pretending to do some (or all) forms of bending
(i'm guilty of that)
| tokyoberry wrote: |
| ......when you're stuck on the internet watching avatar episodes and listening to fanvids all day.... (guilty almost every day and proud of it! |
| blazerperry29 wrote: |
... when you try to??get household animals to produce hybrid offspring, and you only have one pet.??(my dogroach??isn't doing so well) ?????? |
| blazerperry29 wrote: |
| ... when the army of paper clip firbenders is about to finally penetrate BSS by catapaulting brass fasteners??over the east wall as a distraction while they send in the pencils and pen from behind the keyboard to drill open??the northwest gates and let the paperweights in... and your boss comes over and asks who's winning. |
You know you are obsessed with Avatar when....
You pathetically watch Nick ALL DAY LONG just to see the new longer preview to the season finale over and over again between other shows because seeing it on YouTube.com posted lovingly by mellomuse just isn't enough! LOL
(so sad but so true)
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Parental guidance-- suggestive situations Your husband has just come home from a performance (he was in the "pit orchestra", so he's dressed all in black).?? The lights are out, but he can see a soft glow??trailing down the stairs and the gentle sound of Zen-garden music coming from the upstairs bedroom.?? Smiling fiendishly, he ascends the stairs.?? He enters the room and takes in the smell of incense and the light from the candles all around the bed.?? You are standing there in your nightgown looking very Then he stops, scowling.?? He notices something on the wall. Hubby:???????? "Since when do we have broadswords?" Me:???????????????? ??"Well, you know I'll need them for my Kung Fu class..." Me:??(nervously) "It's so, you know... romantic.?? C'mere Tiger!" Hubby:?????????? "Well, OK..." (begins to approach) Me:???????????????? ??"Here, put this on!" (hands him a Hubby:?????? Me:???????????????????? "Oh, you're on fire! That's so sexy!!!" (P.S.?? I haven't really done this... yet. |
Wahahahahahahaha!!! OMG! My husband and I read this and were crying because we were laughing so freakin' hard! ROFL!
| BurntDragon wrote: |
| ..you obtain a flame thrower and burn the left side of your face. |
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when a thread is a year old but 19-pages strong and??you start reading it thinking you will read a page or two but end up reading the whole thing??because each and every post rings all too true. LOL
Here's some truths in our house:
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when all of our family and friends know that no one in our house will EVER answer our home phone or cell phones on Friday nights at 7 p.m. CST because 'Avatar' is on.
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when you complain to your 7-year old son to pick up his toys but will lovingly 'help him' put away his toy Avatar Roku, Aang, Sokka and Zuko and all the tiny pieces that come with them without any complaint whatsoever.
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when you??email Nickelodeon and beg them to release the Season 2 episodes to DVD in time for the 2006 Christmas/Hannukah season. (They are not scheduled for release until February 2007)
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when you have every episode recorded from TV via the DVR but you still find the need to buy the both the individual DVDs from Season 1 AND the compilation set, just in case.
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when you have an unhealthy love, affection and groupie-like adoration for your fellow Avatar fans who are willing to post??Avatar episodes on YouTube.com even though they are copyrighted.
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when you were one of the first fans to see 'The Earth King' episode posted on YouTube.com and then came back later and saw that 8,887 people had viewed the same episode you had within a span of only??3-4 hours.
You know you're obsessed with Avatar when...
???????????? You tear open your new 2007 wall?? calendar you got for Christmas to try to find out what date Avatar Day is celebrated.
??????????????You make a 1 trillion dollar bid to buy out both Viacom and Google just so you can post new Avatar episodes LEGALLY on Youtube.com a week before they are on the air.
???????????????? You ask your tae kwon do instructor what move it is that makes a rock come out of the ground and then you kick it at your opponent.
????????????????????You start calling your??elders "sifu".
?????????????????? The thrill of your day is sitting down with your wife coming up with a list of these.?? (TRUE STORY)
????????????????????You go out on your roof with a homemade glider and say "Check this!" just before you jump off.
???????????????????? You confront your son's or daughter's world history teacher as to why you don't teach the section on the Four Nations.
?????????????????????? You quiz your child's geography skills by asking them to point out where Kyoshi Island, Ba Sing Se, and the Northern Water Tribe are all located.
?????????????????????? After a night of passion with your mate, they remark to you "You've been practicing."
???????????????????????? You look up the bios of the voice actors to find out what their astrological sign is to see if it matches with the element of their character.?? (TRUE STORY)
?????????????????????????? Three-quarters of these posts are true for you.?? (TRUE STORY)
????????????????????????????You pick out voices and their characters you'd?? like to see for the upcoming third season and email the creators.?? Choices include, but are not limited to: Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Michael Dorn, James Earl Jones, Emma Thompson, Brian Blessed, Christopher Plummer, [insert your choice here].
????????????????????????????You email Nick and point out the other great Nicktoons that have been made into full-length theatrical features, including: Rugrats, Jimmy Neutron, Spongebob, and the Wild Thornberrys and hint that AVATAR would make a great addition to this list.
????????????????????????????Your wife begs you to get on the TV.com forum and post.???? (TRUE STORY)
?????????????????????????? You lovingly refer to your wife as your "beautiful water tribe girl" (a la Meng from the Fortuneteller).?? (TRUE STORY)
?????????????????????????? You put a mole and badger together in a cage and say, "Ok, guys.??Let's get started."
?????????????????????????? You ask a girl out by saying "Will you go penguin sledding with me?"
????????????????????????????You refer to your wife, who has bigger feet than you and wears men's shoes, as Avatar Kyoshi.?? (TRUE STORY).
???????????????????????????? Uncle Iroh's wisdom rings true for your own life.?? This is true for "finding many items you didn't need at a great price"... my wife takes this advice ALL the TIME.
?????????????????????????????? Every new episode in the second season makes you cry.?? (TRUE STORY)
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Lol, me??too
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