You quote Iroh religiously... especially when it comes to beverages

you dive into a cloud to show your waterbendig friend that its water

you try to change the shape of a cloud

you try to find your fourtune asking a fourtune teller

you try to heal your friend with water

when you make yourself a scar try to bend fire and battle your sister for ....

...when your team in hockey is blue, and the opposing team is red and every so often the red team scores and you find yourself muttering "Damn Fire Nation" under your breath... (I had to restrain myself from shouting out "Go Water Tribe!" )

...when you've been singing the "Secret Tunnel" song from The Cave of Two Lovers for the past three days and are STILL not tired of it

...you accuse people of drinking cactus juice if they seem slightly hyper

(guilty of all three...and damn proud of it )??

Parental guidance-- suggestive situations

Your husband has just come home from a performance (he was in the "pit orchestra", so he's dressed all in black).?? The lights are out, but he can see a soft glow??trailing down the stairs and the gentle sound of Zen-garden music coming from the upstairs bedroom.?? Smiling fiendishly, he ascends the stairs.?? He enters the room and takes in the smell of incense and the light from the candles all around the bed.?? You are standing there in your nightgown looking very .?? Once again, he smiles and approaches in anticipation...

Then he stops, scowling.?? He notices something on the wall.

Hubby:???????? "Since when do we have broadswords?"

Me:???????????????? ??"Well, you know I'll need them for my Kung Fu class..."
Hubby:???????? "But why are they ??like that over the bed?"

Me:??(nervously) "It's so, you know... romantic.?? C'mere Tiger!"

Hubby:?????????? "Well, OK..." (begins to approach)

Me:???????????????? ??"Here, put this on!" (hands him a mask)

Hubby:??????

Me:???????????????????? "Oh, you're on fire! That's so sexy!!!"

(P.S.?? I haven't really done this... yet. )

you are playing dodgeball in gym and pretend you are earthbending the balls and get three people out

(not that i did that

When at work one of your subordinates asks you what does 'yip, yip' mean? (Didn't realize I had several times that morning said, 'yip, yip, let's get moving/going.')

When you create a D&D campaign based on Avatar, force your role-playing group to go through the adventure, knowing full well just as soon as someone the finds out you based your campaign off a TV show they are going to run out and watch any episode they can find --so they can maybe get an edge in the adventure--, just happen to let that information slip, so you can have other local people you know having seen it and discuss the show with them. (BTW, the group has just accidentally let Fire Nation soldiers??into Ba Sing Se, this after mistakenly attacking an wiping out the Kyoshi warriors the week before. So much for being the good guys/gals.)

When you go to a place of business specifically to buy a certain item, get there and find the box set DVDs of the first season and don't realize until you are pulling into your driveway that you didn't pick up the item you went out for in the first place but have the box seating in the passager side car seat.