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Watching Avatar as an adult - The unexpected consequences [NSFW]

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    edmasterchaos

    [1841]May 22, 2008
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    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Toph_kicks_butt wrote:

    Ok guys this is my first one, so give me a little slack. Zuko and the Gaang in the WAT

    Aang: Last time tried **** I **** Katara. And after that I never wanted to **** again. But now I know that you understand how easy it is to **** the people you love. I'd like you to **** me.

    Zuko: Thank you. I'm so happy that you **** into your ****.

    Aang: Not so fast. I still have to asked my friends if it's okay with them. Toph, your the one who Zuko ****. What'd you think?

    Toph: Go ahead and let him ****. It'd give me plenty of time to get back at him for **** my ****.

    Aang: Sokka?

    Sokka:Hey all I want to do is **** the FireLord. If you think that this is the way to do it, then I'm all for it.

    Aang: Katara?

    Katara: I'll go along with whatever you think it right.

    Later.....

    Zuko: I know your nervous, but **** in it's self is not something to fear.

    Aang: *sigh* not something to fear.

    Zukaang :D

    Nice, very nice.

    And if this thread has taught us anything, it is indeed very easy to **** the people you love.

    lulz

    TKB, you win at life.
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    Jancro-Liva

    [1842]May 22, 2008
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    Katara: Well, she is Aang's past life. Maybe ***ing her stuff will trigger something.
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    speechless8582

    [1843]May 22, 2008
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    Aang: "I've always known I'd have to **** the Fire Lord, but now I know I have to do it alone."
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    xRamensx

    [1844]May 22, 2008
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    "Do you want to do penguin ****ing?"

    "He's just upset because of bunch of girls ****ed his butt yesterday."

    "They snuck up on me!"
    "Right. And then they ****ed your butt."

    "Dad's going to **** you. Really, he is."

    Wait, I found some more!

    "My **** has never been pinker!"

    "Please tell me you're here to **** me!"

    Here's some that don't need to be mutilated.

    "Your friends have to suck on these frogs to get better."

    "That's rough, buddy."

    "I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!" Or maybe she can?

    Edited on 05/22/2008 6:39pm
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [1845]May 22, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:

    "Do you want to do penguin ****ing?"

    "He's just upset because of bunch of girls ****ed his butt yesterday."

    "They snuck up on me!"
    "Right. And then they ****ed your butt."

    "Dad's going to **** you. Really, he is."

    Lulz Ramens your a comic genesis.
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    Toph_kicks_butt

    [1846]May 22, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Toph_kicks_butt wrote:

    Ok guys this is my first one, so give me a little slack. Zuko and the Gaang in the WAT

    Aang: Last time tried **** I **** Katara. And after that I never wanted to **** again. But now I know that you understand how easy it is to **** the people you love. I'd like you to **** me.

    Zuko: Thank you. I'm so happy that you **** into your ****.

    Aang: Not so fast. I still have to asked my friends if it's okay with them. Toph, your the one who Zuko ****. What'd you think?

    Toph: Go ahead and let him ****. It'd give me plenty of time to get back at him for **** my ****.

    Aang: Sokka?

    Sokka:Hey all I want to do is **** the FireLord. If you think that this is the way to do it, then I'm all for it.

    Aang: Katara?

    Katara: I'll go along with whatever you think it right.

    Later.....

    Zuko: I know your nervous, but **** in it's self is not something to fear.

    Aang: *sigh* not something to fear.

    Zukaang :D

    Nice, very nice.

    And if this thread has taught us anything, it is indeed very easy to **** the people you love.

    lulz

    TKB, you win at life.
    Aww, thanks.
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    SlargTheGnome

    [1847]May 22, 2008
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    Yue: I wish we could just be friends. But I **** you too much. And it's too confusing to **** around you. I'm marrying someone else.

    Sokka: You don't love him, do you? You don't even seem to **** him.

    Yue: But I do **** my people.

    Edited on 05/22/2008 7:13pm
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    AVPheonix

    [1848]May 22, 2008
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    SlargTheGnome wrote:

    Yue: I wish we could just be friends. But I **** you too much. And it's too confusing to **** around you. I'm marrying someone else.

    Sokka: You don't love him, do you? You don't even seem to **** him.

    Yue: But I do **** my people.

    Wow didn't know the moon was the city whore. Hot!

    nice job btw

    Edited on 05/22/2008 7:20pm
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    Ratraccoon

    [1849]May 22, 2008
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    I got a good one. I might want to warn you that it contains spoilers and I am such a noob that I don't know how to make a spoiler button to hide my message so just skip my post if you don't want to be spoiled.

    SPOILER UNDERNEATH

    Azula: Why'd you do it Mai? You know the consequences. (I can't remember excatly what Azula said in just this part so I'm kinda paraphrasing here)

    Mai. Because I **** Zuko more than I **** you.

    Azula: No! You should of ****ed me more!

    Wow the words that I am censoring even have the same number of letters.

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    xRamensx

    [1850]May 22, 2008
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    Ratraccoon wrote:

    I got a good one. I might want to warn you that it contains spoilers and I am such a noob that I don't know how to make a spoiler button to hide my message so just skip my post if you don't want to be spoiled.

    SPOILER UNDERNEATH

    Azula: Why'd you do it Mai? You know the consequences. (I can't remember excatly what Azula said in just this part so I'm kinda paraphrasing here)

    Mai. Because I **** Zuko more than I **** you.

    Azula: No! You should of ****ed me more!

    Wow the words that I am censoring even have the same number of letters.

    Appropriate quotes are very appropriate.

    I always switched the word "fear" with love. Because we all know that's what Mai really meant.

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    kilvmeidkes

    [1851]May 22, 2008
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    Katara: Long ago, the four nations ****ed together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the avatar, raper of all four elements could **** them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 years has passed and my brother and I ****ed the new avatar, an cumbender named Aang. And although his cumbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to **** anyone. But I believe, Aang can **** the world.

    Azula: Hello brother, Uncle

    Zuko: What are you doing here?

    Azula: In my country, we exchange pleasant hello's before ****ing each other. How do you becum so uncivilized so soon Zuzu?

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    kilvmeidkes

    [1852]May 22, 2008
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    Aang: I can't believe it. I know the war has spread far but Omashu always seemed un****able.

    Sokka: Up until now it was. Now Ba Sing Se is the only great earth kingdom stronghold left.

    Katara: This is horrible. But we have to **** on.

    Aang: No. I'm going in to **** Bumi. Sokka: Aang, stop. We don't even if Bumi is still...

    Aang: What? He's still what??!

    Sokka: A virgin

    Katara: I know you have you're heart set on Bumi, but there are other people who can still **** you.

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    daveshanFromGMU

    [1853]May 23, 2008
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    Time for thread-saving action.

    Crying: It's all you can do when you're Azula's victim.

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    Miroku78

    [1854]May 23, 2008
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    Wow, even as a chibi, Azula had her 2 sex slaves. And she finger-raped people

    TOTALLY BRUTAL.
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    AllKnowingBeing

    [1855]May 23, 2008
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    Roku may have conquered the elements, but Sozin conquered Roku.

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    xRamensx

    [1856]May 23, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Roku may have conquered the elements, but Sozin conquered Roku.

    Oh Sozin.. You were the gayest gay that ever gayed.

    I wonder what the Royal family would think if they found out that Sozin was insane because he got butthurt by his potential boyfriend, and said boyfriend got married and wasn't gay.

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [1857]May 23, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Roku may have conquered the elements, but Sozin conquered Roku.

    Oh Sozin.. You were the gayest gay that ever gayed.

    I wonder what the Royal family would think if they found out that Sozin was insane because he got butthurt by his potential boyfriend, and said boyfriend got married and wasn't gay.

    Sozin gay What gave you that idea?

    If Avatar wasn't a kid show those two would totally be on the down low.

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    xRamensx

    [1858]May 23, 2008
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    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Roku may have conquered the elements, but Sozin conquered Roku.

    Oh Sozin.. You were the gayest gay that ever gayed.

    I wonder what the Royal family would think if they found out that Sozin was insane because he got butthurt by his potential boyfriend, and said boyfriend got married and wasn't gay.

    Sozin gay What gave you that idea?

    If Avatar wasn't a kid show those two would totally be on the down low.

    Oh my god.. The pic where Sozin's giving Roku his head thing (take that anyway you want) Sozin just jumped from seemingly gay to so gay it's a wonder why he's not doing Roku right then and there.

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    daveshanFromGMU

    [1859]May 23, 2008
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    xRamensx wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:
    xRamensx wrote:
    AllKnowingBeing wrote:

    Roku may have conquered the elements, but Sozin conquered Roku.

    Oh Sozin.. You were the gayest gay that ever gayed.

    I wonder what the Royal family would think if they found out that Sozin was insane because he got butthurt by his potential boyfriend, and said boyfriend got married and wasn't gay.

    Sozin gay What gave you that idea?

    If Avatar wasn't a kid show those two would totally be on the down low.

    Oh my god.. The pic where Sozin's giving Roku his head thing (take that anyway you want) Sozin just jumped from seemingly gay to so gay it's a wonder why he's not doing Roku right then and there.

    More like, where is that? Is it supposed to be the palace? If so, why did Roku have a room at the palace?

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    picaboomman

    [1860]May 23, 2008
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    zuko: i know your ****ed, and i know your not ready to **** the world, but if you dont **** the firelord before the comet comes, there wont be a b**** to **** anymore
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