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    confucioussayhi

    [41]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 11/23/06
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    • posts: 6,908
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

    It is official. I now have a puddle of urine on the floor. BTW Conucious, I have been meaning to tell you that everytime you say stuff like this I can totally picture Dr. House saying it.
    *proofs in* that is soooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the next episode of House!!!! btw i am a house and cameron shipper!! *proofs out*

    I can kind of see him getting with Cameron but I think he likes the boss lady. Sorry I forget her name. I can't wait for the new episodes too. I want to see what is going to happen with the cop. I have a feeling that his fate is going to be in House's hands and then he will learn his lesson about House.
    *proofs in* Are you talking about Dr. Cuddy? I love the fact that he realizes that people are needed only when they are rite and nothing else matters which is soo true in the "real" world
    House and Cameron would be awesome, but its like that "Who will win, and who should win" thing. House and Cuddy are going to get together. DAMN YOU TRITTER! (bastard)

    Dr. Cuddy!?? That is who I was referring to.?? I think they will get together.?? Cameron is cute but too young for him.?? Cuddy ignites his fire and he tortures her the most in the show.?? He likes her a lot!
    Cuddy and House seem ok also. they do sound like an old married couple to me with the arguing and everything. I HATE TRITTER ALSO!!
    Wow, we're OT.
    YEP YEP!!!
    Bye Iris. I have to leave.(sniff)
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [42]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

    It is official. I now have a puddle of urine on the floor. BTW Conucious, I have been meaning to tell you that everytime you say stuff like this I can totally picture Dr. House saying it.
    *proofs in* that is soooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the next episode of House!!!! btw i am a house and cameron shipper!! *proofs out*

    I can kind of see him getting with Cameron but I think he likes the boss lady. Sorry I forget her name. I can't wait for the new episodes too. I want to see what is going to happen with the cop. I have a feeling that his fate is going to be in House's hands and then he will learn his lesson about House.
    *proofs in* Are you talking about Dr. Cuddy? I love the fact that he realizes that people are needed only when they are rite and nothing else matters which is soo true in the "real" world
    House and Cameron would be awesome, but its like that "Who will win, and who should win" thing. House and Cuddy are going to get together. DAMN YOU TRITTER! (bastard)

    Dr. Cuddy!?? That is who I was referring to.?? I think they will get together.?? Cameron is cute but too young for him.?? Cuddy ignites his fire and he tortures her the most in the show.?? He likes her a lot!
    Cuddy and House seem ok also. they do sound like an old married couple to me with the arguing and everything. I HATE TRITTER ALSO!!
    Wow, we're OT.
    YEP YEP!!!
    Bye Iris. I have to leave.(sniff)
    aww c ya mike!
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    powmaster

    [43]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 12/27/06
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 501
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

    It is official. I now have a puddle of urine on the floor. BTW Conucious, I have been meaning to tell you that everytime you say stuff like this I can totally picture Dr. House saying it.
    *proofs in* that is soooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the next episode of House!!!! btw i am a house and cameron shipper!! *proofs out*

    I can kind of see him getting with Cameron but I think he likes the boss lady. Sorry I forget her name. I can't wait for the new episodes too. I want to see what is going to happen with the cop. I have a feeling that his fate is going to be in House's hands and then he will learn his lesson about House.
    *proofs in* Are you talking about Dr. Cuddy? I love the fact that he realizes that people are needed only when they are rite and nothing else matters which is soo true in the "real" world
    House and Cameron would be awesome, but its like that "Who will win, and who should win" thing. House and Cuddy are going to get together. DAMN YOU TRITTER! (bastard)

    Dr. Cuddy!?? That is who I was referring to.?? I think they will get together.?? Cameron is cute but too young for him.?? Cuddy ignites his fire and he tortures her the most in the show.?? He likes her a lot!
    Cuddy and House seem ok also. they do sound like an old married couple to me with the arguing and everything. I HATE TRITTER ALSO!!
    Wow, we're OT.
    YEP YEP!!!
    Bye Iris. I have to leave.(sniff)
    aww c ya mike!


    wow...you guys went really off topic...I'm going to the Millionare thread!!!
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    70sguygx

    [44]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 09/21/06
    • level: 13
    • rank: Regal Beagle
    • posts: 653
    powmaster wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

    It is official. I now have a puddle of urine on the floor. BTW Conucious, I have been meaning to tell you that everytime you say stuff like this I can totally picture Dr. House saying it.
    *proofs in* that is soooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the next episode of House!!!! btw i am a house and cameron shipper!! *proofs out*

    I can kind of see him getting with Cameron but I think he likes the boss lady. Sorry I forget her name. I can't wait for the new episodes too. I want to see what is going to happen with the cop. I have a feeling that his fate is going to be in House's hands and then he will learn his lesson about House.
    *proofs in* Are you talking about Dr. Cuddy? I love the fact that he realizes that people are needed only when they are rite and nothing else matters which is soo true in the "real" world
    House and Cameron would be awesome, but its like that "Who will win, and who should win" thing. House and Cuddy are going to get together. DAMN YOU TRITTER! (bastard)

    Dr. Cuddy!?? That is who I was referring to.?? I think they will get together.?? Cameron is cute but too young for him.?? Cuddy ignites his fire and he tortures her the most in the show.?? He likes her a lot!
    Cuddy and House seem ok also. they do sound like an old married couple to me with the arguing and everything. I HATE TRITTER ALSO!!
    Wow, we're OT.
    YEP YEP!!!
    Bye Iris. I have to leave.(sniff)
    aww c ya mike!


    wow...you guys went really off topic...I'm going to the Millionare thread!!!

    woah
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    onceinabluemoon

    [45]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 09/03/06
    • level: 23
    • rank: Close Talker
    • posts: 2,475
    Trying to get back on topic.

    Zhao:
    age: a few years younger than the earth
    occupation: chasing the "Avatar". But evryone really knows he's just after Katara and is using "capturing the Avatar as a cover-up."
    hobbies: pining for Katara, stalking Katara, making fun of Zuko, stalking Katara, getting killed by an angry Avatar, and...stalking Katara. Sorry, first time.
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    confucioussayhi

    [46]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 11/23/06
    • level: 15
    • rank: Ginsu Knife
    • posts: 6,908

    Toph

    Height: Don't go there.(seriously)

    Weight: You're really trying your luck huh?(I'm warning you)

    Eye color: You dun p*ssed her off bub. Prepare to die.(Dumb @$$)

    Hobbies: Pwn, pwning, pwnage, supreme pwnability, kick-pwnin', Appa, beating the crap out of muscley grown men,??eating Aang's nuts.(Major pwnage)

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    karatewolfpunk

    [47]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 06/17/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 1,478
    what the heck I will try...

    Sokka

    Hair color: one part is brown, the other parts are bald

    Age: Physically- 15
    Mentally- 5

    Weight: 315 (that's the only reason they have flim editors for Avatar)

    Powers: Attracting women...and then killing them
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [48]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Toph

    Height: Don't go there.(seriously)

    Weight: You're really trying your luck huh?(I'm warning you)

    Eye color: You dun p*ssed her off bub. Prepare to die.(Dumb @$$)

    Hobbies: Pwn, pwning, pwnage, supreme pwnability, kick-pwnin', Appa, beating the crap out of muscley grown men,??eating Aang's nuts.(Major pwnage)
    LOLOLOLOL!!! i love the hobbies (especially this part"eating Aang's nuts") YAY u are HERE!!
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [49]Dec 30, 2006
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465
    70sguygx wrote:
    powmaster wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

    It is official. I now have a puddle of urine on the floor. BTW Conucious, I have been meaning to tell you that everytime you say stuff like this I can totally picture Dr. House saying it.
    *proofs in* that is soooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant wait for the next episode of House!!!! btw i am a house and cameron shipper!! *proofs out*

    I can kind of see him getting with Cameron but I think he likes the boss lady. Sorry I forget her name. I can't wait for the new episodes too. I want to see what is going to happen with the cop. I have a feeling that his fate is going to be in House's hands and then he will learn his lesson about House.
    *proofs in* Are you talking about Dr. Cuddy? I love the fact that he realizes that people are needed only when they are rite and nothing else matters which is soo true in the "real" world
    House and Cameron would be awesome, but its like that "Who will win, and who should win" thing. House and Cuddy are going to get together. DAMN YOU TRITTER! (bastard)

    Dr. Cuddy!?? That is who I was referring to.?? I think they will get together.?? Cameron is cute but too young for him.?? Cuddy ignites his fire and he tortures her the most in the show.?? He likes her a lot!
    Cuddy and House seem ok also. they do sound like an old married couple to me with the arguing and everything. I HATE TRITTER ALSO!!
    Wow, we're OT.
    YEP YEP!!!
    Bye Iris. I have to leave.(sniff)
    aww c ya mike!


    wow...you guys went really off topic...I'm going to the Millionare thread!!!

    woah
    CHASE IS MINE!!!!
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    tico1125

    [50]Jan 2, 2007
    • member since: 10/24/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 1,401
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Toph

    Height: Don't go there.(seriously)

    Weight: You're really trying your luck huh?(I'm warning you)

    Eye color: You dun p*ssed her off bub. Prepare to die.(Dumb @$$)

    Hobbies: Pwn, pwning, pwnage, supreme pwnability, kick-pwnin', Appa, beating the crap out of muscley grown men, eating Aang's nuts.(Major pwnage)

    you forgot one...

    Favorite thing seen: WTF is wrong with you? I am blind moron!?? Of all the insensitive things to say!
    Edited on 01/02/2007 1:52pm
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    onceinabluemoon

    [51]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 09/03/06
    • level: 23
    • rank: Close Talker
    • posts: 2,475
    tico1125 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Toph

    Height: Don't go there.(seriously)

    Weight: You're really trying your luck huh?(I'm warning you)

    Eye color: You dun p*ssed her off bub. Prepare to die.(Dumb @$$)

    Hobbies: Pwn, pwning, pwnage, supreme pwnability, kick-pwnin', Appa, beating the crap out of muscley grown men, eating Aang's nuts.(Major pwnage)

    you forgot one...

    Favorite thing seen: WTF is wrong with you? I am blind moron!?? Of all the insensitive things to say!
    lol Sounds just like her!
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [52]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465

    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him

    Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    Edited on 01/03/2007 1:50pm
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    tico1125

    [53]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 10/24/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 1,401
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    I wonder if he will see this.?? LOL.
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    onceinabluemoon

    [54]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 09/03/06
    • level: 23
    • rank: Close Talker
    • posts: 2,475
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    I wonder if he will see this.?? LOL.
    That'd be funny if he did. But he had better NOT LOCK MY THREAD!!!!! Please pooldude? *puts on puppyface which is actually rather disturbing*
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [55]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him

    Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    ok pooldude if u do come to this thread...this is just a joke ...hehehe...it is funny...blame me and not anyone else!
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    Moxey15

    [56]Jan 3, 2007
    • member since: 10/22/06
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 387

    Toph Bei Fong

    Nationality Earth Kingdom (Gaoling)

    Aliases The Blind Bandit, D??ng

    Gender Female

    Hair color Black

    Eye color Pale green (blind)

    Age 12

    Position Earthbending Master (Chu Gar Southern Praying Mantis Style)

    Likes To knock out an entire army by herself and declare that she is "The Best Earthbender"

    Dislikes riding on Appa and people who fly (because she cannot see them)

    First appearance The Swamp in one of Aang's dreams, The Blind Bandit actual appearance

    Voiced by Jessie Flower
    Edited on 01/03/2007 11:10pm
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    tico1125

    [57]Jan 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/24/06
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 1,401
    Moxey15 wrote:

    Toph Bei Fong

    Nationality Earth Kingdom (Gaoling)

    Aliases The Blind Bandit, D??ng

    Gender Female

    Hair color Black

    Eye color Pale green (blind)

    Age 12

    Position Earthbending Master (Chu Gar Southern Praying Mantis Style)

    Likes To knock out an entire army by herself and declare that she is "The Best Earthbender"

    Dislikes riding on Appa and people who fly (because she cannot see them)

    First appearance The Swamp in one of Aang's dreams, The Blind Bandit actual appearance

    Voiced by Jessie Flower

    Ok.?? This is informative but not funny.?? Sorry for being honest.
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    confucioussayhi

    [58]Jan 4, 2007
    • member since: 11/23/06
    • level: 15
    • rank: Ginsu Knife
    • posts: 6,908
    tico1125 wrote:
    Moxey15 wrote:

    Toph Bei Fong

    Nationality Earth Kingdom (Gaoling)

    Aliases The Blind Bandit, D??ng

    Gender Female

    Hair color Black

    Eye color Pale green (blind)

    Age 12

    Position Earthbending Master (Chu Gar Southern Praying Mantis Style)

    Likes To knock out an entire army by herself and declare that she is "The Best Earthbender"

    Dislikes riding on Appa and people who fly (because she cannot see them)

    First appearance The Swamp in one of Aang's dreams, The Blind Bandit actual appearance

    Voiced by Jessie Flower

    Ok.?? This is informative but not funny.?? Sorry for being honest.
    Hi! He's right, there's a big reason why it says "FUNNY" book of Avatar. AND IT IS GREATEST EARTHBENDER, NOT BEST!!!!! Bye!
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [59]Jan 4, 2007
    • member since: 10/14/06
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 5,465
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him

    Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    ok pooldude if u do come to this thread...this is just a joke ...hehehe...it is funny...blame me and not anyone else!
    this is funny!
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    confucioussayhi

    [60]Jan 4, 2007
    • member since: 11/23/06
    • level: 15
    • rank: Ginsu Knife
    • posts: 6,908
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

    Pooldude256

    Height: Sorry, never stalked him

    Weight: sorry, i never carried him

    Eye color: I would love to know also

    Hobbies: locking threads, having fun at the greatest Forum - ATLA, playing golf, supporter of kataang,

    Occuptation: Editor, Locker, Stalked

    ok pooldude if u do come to this thread...this is just a joke ...hehehe...it is funny...blame me and not anyone else!
    this is funny!
    Yes, Iris, you're hilarious, we get it.
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