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The BIG (FUNNY) Book of Avatar

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    onceinabluemoon

    [1]Dec 29, 2006
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    This is??like a spin-off of powmaster's thread The Avatar: The Last Airbender Encyclopedia Of Knowledge. Here instead of posting factual information, post funny info.

    EX:

    Master Pakku
    Major Traits:     Waterbending
    Age:?? Unknown but he is an old fart.
    Contributions to the Northern and Southern Water Tribes:?? Taught many waterbenders.?? Chased Gran Gran in the snow.??
    Hobbies:?? Ice sculptoring for the ladies, chasing after women half his age, and putting up fire nation wante dposters of Aang!

    EX:

    Ozai
    Best Weapon:     Atomic Fart (He killed his father with this one!)
    Hobbies: Lighting things on fire. (Pyromaniac)?? Plotting the death of his father, child abuse (Poor Zuko), and cheating on his wife.

    Almost anything's acceptable. Just don't make entries too graphic, gory, vulgar, or above a PG rating. Thanks and have fun!!!

    *Entries don't have to be people. They can be items, animals, places, and any??other Avatar??related thing*??

    *BTW. Example entries??were done by tico1125. Thanks tico!!!*

    Edited on 12/29/2006 5:29pm
    Edited 8 total times.
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    ZutaraBeleiva

    [2]Dec 29, 2006
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    ummm...i'm here, but thinking...
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    onceinabluemoon

    [3]Dec 29, 2006
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    ZutaraBeleiva wrote:
    ummm...i'm here, but thinking...
    Cool. Take your time.
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    yurichia

    [4]Dec 29, 2006
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    Please add more of the funny book of Avatar.
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    DrAvatar

    [5]Dec 29, 2006
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    Guru Pathik
    Gender:     Male (and single ladies!)
    Age:     150 and still young baby!
    Hometown:     Eastern Air Temple
    Favorite Food:     Onion Bananna Juice (With Pickle Aftertaste)
    Occupation:     Guru a spiritual expert (Duh)
    His Life: He lives happily by himself at the eastern air temple where nobody else has lived for 100 years. He has a very happy life since he probably cleared his chakras to ensure he has let go of every type of worldly pleasure.
    Edited on 12/29/2006 5:35pm
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    onceinabluemoon

    [6]Dec 29, 2006
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    DrAvatar wrote:
    Guru Pathik
    Gender:??     Male (and single ladies!)
    Age:     150
    Hometown:     Eastern Air Temple
    Favorite Food:     Onion Bananna Juice
    Occupation:     Guru a spiritual expert
    His Life: He lives happily by himself at the eastern air temple where nobody else has lived for 100 years. He has a very happy life since he probably cleared his chakras to ensure he has let go of every type of worldly pleasure.
    lol Sounds like something a guy would put in the newspaper when he's trying to find a date. Sorry, I forgot what that's called.
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    DrAvatar

    [7]Dec 29, 2006
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    onceinabluemoon wrote:
    DrAvatar wrote:
    Guru Pathik
    Gender:     Male (and single ladies!)
    Age:     150
    Hometown:     Eastern Air Temple
    Favorite Food:     Onion Bananna Juice
    Occupation:     Guru a spiritual expert
    His Life: He lives happily by himself at the eastern air temple where nobody else has lived for 100 years. He has a very happy life since he probably cleared his chakras to ensure he has let go of every type of worldly pleasure.
    lol Sounds like something a guy would put in the newspaper when he's trying to find a date. Sorry, I forgot what that's called.


    I think its called a classified
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    onceinabluemoon

    [8]Dec 29, 2006
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    DrAvatar wrote:
    onceinabluemoon wrote:
    DrAvatar wrote:
    Guru Pathik
    Gender:     Male (and single ladies!)
    Age:     150
    Hometown:     Eastern Air Temple
    Favorite Food:     Onion Bananna Juice
    Occupation:     Guru a spiritual expert
    His Life: He lives happily by himself at the eastern air temple where nobody else has lived for 100 years. He has a very happy life since he probably cleared his chakras to ensure he has let go of every type of worldly pleasure.
    lol Sounds like something a guy would put in the newspaper when he's trying to find a date. Sorry, I forgot what that's called.


    I think its called a classified
    There we go. Thank you BTW.?? 600th POST!!! I've made 100 posts today!
    Edited on 12/29/2006 5:42pm
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    Vampdude69

    [9]Dec 29, 2006
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    • posts: 1,173

    onceinabluemoon wrote:
    DrAvatar wrote:
    onceinabluemoon wrote:
    DrAvatar wrote:
    Guru Pathik
    Gender:     Male (and single ladies!)
    Age:     150
    Hometown:     Eastern Air Temple
    Favorite Food:     Onion Bananna Juice
    Occupation:     Guru a spiritual expert
    His Life: He lives happily by himself at the eastern air temple where nobody else has lived for 100 years. He has a very happy life since he probably cleared his chakras to ensure he has let go of every type of worldly pleasure.
    lol Sounds like something a guy would put in the newspaper when he's trying to find a date. Sorry, I forgot what that's called.


    I think its called a classified
    There we go. Thank you

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    shybaby13

    [10]Dec 29, 2006
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    Katara

    female

    Age: 14

    Favorite food: SUGAR!!!

    Favorite hobby: Messing with guys minds

    birthplace: The South Pole

    Description: A waterbender ??who went on Appa with Aang to go to the north pole with him. She is now his teacher. She LOVES SUGAR!!

    Edited on 12/29/2006 6:02pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    DrAvatar

    [11]Dec 29, 2006
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    Zutara Fan: Someone who belives that Katara and Zuko will get together despite the fact that Katara hates firebenders for taking someone close to her and even though Zuko drove her away by helping Azula nearly kill one of her best friends, the avatar. Warning Zutara fans may be obsessive and may create random threads.
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    Chosen144

    [12]Dec 29, 2006
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    Character: Jet
    Gender: 100% male
    Age: 16
    Occupation: Freedom Fighter
    Enjoys: Attacking peoples of the fire nation, long walks in the woods, stalking Zuko
    Idol: The cabbage guy
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    onceinabluemoon

    [13]Dec 29, 2006
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    shybaby13 wrote:

    Katara

    female

    Age: 14

    Favorite food: SUGAR!!!

    Favorite hobby: Messing with guys minds

    birthplace: The North Pole

    Description: A waterbender who went on Appa with Aang to go to the north pole with him. She is now his teacher. She LOVES SUGAR!!


    DrAvatar wrote:
    Zutara Fan: Someone who belives that Katara and Zuko will get together despite the fact that Katara hates firebenders for taking someone close to her and even though Zuko drove her away by helping Azula nearly kill one of her best friends, the avatar. Warning Zutara fans may be obsessive and may create random threads.
    lol Both of these are good. Keep it up!
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    Chosen144

    [14]Dec 29, 2006
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    Longshot
    Occupation: Spokesperson for the Freedom Fighters
    Enjoys: Mimes and??hanging out with??Smellerbee
    Idols: The YuuYan archers
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [15]Dec 30, 2006
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    *proofs in* can i try?

    Iroh

    Occupation: Uncle of Zuza and Azula

    Enjoys: Holding Zuzu very tight. Loves Zuzu. Thinks Azula is hot!

    Idols: Dragons, Cabbage dude, Farts!

    *thinks i suck at this* *proofs out*

    Edited on 12/30/2006 6:32am
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    70sguygx

    [16]Dec 30, 2006
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    Name: Iroh
    Age: Really old
    Weight: Sumo Wrestler
    Relationships: Ticket Lady at the entrance of Ba Sing Sa
    Height: ???
    Hair Color: Surprise that he has any
    Occupation: Tea merchant
    Hobbies: Drinking tea, eating, flirting with older women, eating, speaking in metaphor, eating, eating, eating...
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    confucioussayhi

    [17]Dec 30, 2006
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    Ty Lee:

    Eye color- SAME AS AANG'S! (Ty laang forever!)

    Hair color- Fluffy bunny (Aww, cute) (...Ty laang forever!)

    Bending-None (SHE'S A FREAKIN' AIRBENDER!) (Ty laang forever!)

    Personality- Always high and LSD'ed out.??(Same as Aang!) (Ty laang forever!)

    Hobbies- Chasing Sokka, petting BUNNIES, kissing Azula's @$$, cheering Mai up (Good luck) (Ty lanng forever!).

    Relationships- Sokka, Azula, AANG! (Ty laang forever!)

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    PhoenixAngel37

    [18]Dec 30, 2006
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    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Ty Lee:

    Eye color- SAME AS AANG'S! (Ty laang forever!)

    Hair color- Fluffy bunny (Aww, cute) (...Ty laang forever!)

    Bending-None (SHE'S A FREAKIN' AIRBENDER!) (Ty laang forever!)

    Personality- Always high and LSD'ed out.??(Same as Aang!) (Ty laang forever!)

    Hobbies- Chasing Sokka, petting BUNNIES, kissing Azula's @$$, cheering Mai up (Good luck) (Ty lanng forever!).

    Relationships- Sokka, Azula, AANG! (Ty laang forever!)

    love it!!
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    confucioussayhi

    [19]Dec 30, 2006
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    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like??my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world??with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.

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    onceinabluemoon

    [20]Dec 30, 2006
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    confucioussayhi wrote:

    Azula(As written by... Azula)

    Hair color- Brown, like??my foot after I pull it out of your @$$.

    Eye color- Gold, like my personality.

    Height- ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT?!?!?!

    Weight- ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Hobbies- Killing people, bossing friends, killing people, showing up Zuzu, killing people, sucking-up to daddy, killing people, destroying all hope for a peaceful and harmonious co-existant world??with a single lightning bolt, killing people, gettin' freaky with Ty lee(Twist and shout baby!), um... killing people.


    Chosen144 wrote:
    Longshot
    Occupation: Spokesperson for the Freedom Fighters
    Enjoys: Mimes and hanging out with Smellerbee
    Idols: The YuuYan archers


    Chosen144 wrote:
    Longshot
    Occupation: Spokesperson for the Freedom Fighters
    Enjoys: Mimes and hanging out with Smellerbee
    Idols: The YuuYan archers
    LOL Man, these are great.
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