Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
Thank you Ernecio for actually making some funny bloopers. Thats what this thread was meant for. |
You welcome!! and thank you!!
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
*Katara walks in the tent to see it is dark and Toph is standing there with a double sided axe* Katara: Where'd you get that axe from, Toph? *Toph raises the axe and prepares to decappitate Katara* Katara: Wait!! Why are you killing me? Toph: You've taken my man. Katara: Who? Aang? Toph: Yep. Katara: Well you can have him. Toph: Ohh Ok...........Ahh, what the h3ll? *slices Katara's head off, then into tiny little pieces* Toph: Hmmmm.. come to think of it, I'm kinda hungry. I bet these would taste good. *Toph puts the peices into a bowl, pours the blood on top, and eats it like cereal* Aang: Watcha eatin? Toph (with her mouth full and Katara's blood all over her): Katara. Aang: Ewww, sounds gross. Say, why is there blood and bodyparts all over the place? Toph: Ohh. I just cut Katara into tiny pieces and now I'm eating her. Aang: Wow. Is it good? Toph: Yea. Aang: Ok. I'm gonna kill Sokka now. *Aang attempts to find Sokka to eat him but Sokka is waitng for him outside the tent with a sword that he stabs Aang with, then cuts him open and gorges himself on the raw intestines* Sokka: -Nasty eating noises *Aang gets up with Sokka eating him and with no guts left* Aang: WTF is your problem? Sokka: How the h3ll are you still alive? Aang: That doesn't matter. I'm going to eat YOU *Ties Sokka down and eats him alive* Sokka: NNNNN000000000OOOOOOOOoooooooo..... Toph: I'm still hungry. Where's Aang? *Sees Aang eating Sokka, comes up behind him, knocks him out with a rock, puts him in a microwave, and eats him with ketchup* Toph: IIIIhhhhhh, I don't feel so good. BLLLLAAAAAAHHHAAARRRRFFFFFF!! *Barfs her intestines all over the place and dies* *Later a dog sees all the severed bodyparts and the blood, thinks about eating it, then decides not to and just takes a piss on them* |
LOL, dude this is??sick, yet still hilarious but sick!!
I love it
sorry i haven't been on here lately.. been busy. but i'm here now! um... ok. here's another blooper.
aang: so toph, where do you want to go now?
toph: anywhere where we won't be bugged by anyone....
aang: how about kyoshi island?
toph: yeah, whatever..... but won't the fire nation spot us?
aang: of course not.... i hope.
*later on a fire nation ship*
toph: you know, this is all your fault!
aang: how is it my fault?
toph: you passed kyoshi island and flew appa right into the fire nation!
aang: well it's your fault we're in chains!
toph: what?! how is this my fault? you're the one that wanted to fight them! all i wanted was a nice honeymoon, but what did i get instead? a trip to the fire nation! and we're in chains!
aang: oh, you have a point there...... hehe....
tokyoberry wrote: |
sorry i haven't been on here lately.. been busy. but i'm here now! um... ok. here's another blooper. aang: so toph, where do you want to go now? toph: anywhere where we won't be bugged by anyone.... aang: how about kyoshi island? toph: yeah, whatever..... but won't the fire nation spot us? aang: of course not.... i hope. *later on a fire nation ship* toph: you know, this is all your fault! aang: how is it my fault? toph: you passed kyoshi island and flew appa right into the fire nation! aang: well it's your fault we're in chains! toph: what?! how is this my fault? you're the one that wanted to fight them! all i wanted was a nice honeymoon, but what did i get instead? a trip to the fire nation! and we're in chains! aang: oh, you have a point there...... hehe.... |
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
*Aang's goin to the bathroom* Aang: Hey Mr. Weenie... *starts singin Butter's "mister weenie" song* Sokka: Uhhh Aang, who are you talkin to? Aang: I'm just singin to me weenie as I take a leak. Sokka: Aang, I'm goin to be honest. I don't want to hurt your feelings, but that is the gayest thing on the planet. Who the f**ck would sing to their d*ck as they take a piss? You better stop that or I will have to beat the living sh**t out of you. Aang: *cryin* Sokka: I told you it might hurt your feelings. Aang: you son of a b*tch! I can sing to my weenie if I want!! *Starts singin again* Sokka: Ok, I warned ya. *beats the h3ll out of Aang* I got the Weenie Song from South Park. I forget the rest of the song, but whatever. |
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
*Katara walks in the tent to see it is dark and Toph is standing there with a double sided axe* Katara: Where'd you get that axe from, Toph? *Toph raises the axe and prepares to decappitate Katara* Katara: Wait!! Why are you killing me? Toph: You've taken my man. Katara: Who? Aang? Toph: Yep. Katara: Well you can have him. Toph: Ohh Ok...........Ahh, what the h3ll? *slices Katara's head off, then into tiny little pieces* Toph: Hmmmm.. come to think of it, I'm kinda hungry. I bet these would taste good. *Toph puts the peices into a bowl, pours the blood on top, and eats it like cereal* Aang: Watcha eatin? Toph (with her mouth full and Katara's blood all over her): Katara. Aang: Ewww, sounds gross. Say, why is there blood and bodyparts all over the place? Toph: Ohh. I just cut Katara into tiny pieces and now I'm eating her. Aang: Wow. Is it good? Toph: Yea. Aang: Ok. I'm gonna kill Sokka now. *Aang attempts to find Sokka to eat him but Sokka is waitng for him outside the tent with a sword that he stabs Aang with, then cuts him open and gorges himself on the raw intestines* Sokka: -Nasty eating noises *Aang gets up with Sokka eating him and with no guts left* Aang: WTF is your problem? Sokka: How the h3ll are you still alive? Aang: That doesn't matter. I'm going to eat YOU *Ties Sokka down and eats him alive* Sokka: NNNNN000000000OOOOOOOOoooooooo..... Toph: I'm still hungry. Where's Aang? *Sees Aang eating Sokka, comes up behind him, knocks him out with a rock, puts him in a microwave, and eats him with ketchup* Toph: IIIIhhhhhh, I don't feel so good. BLLLLAAAAAAHHHAAARRRRFFFFFF!! *Barfs her intestines all over the place and dies* *Later a dog sees all the severed bodyparts and the blood, thinks about eating it, then decides not to and just takes a piss on them* |
tokyoberry wrote: |
sorry i haven't been on here lately.. been busy. but i'm here now! um... ok. here's another blooper. aang: so toph, where do you want to go now? toph: anywhere where we won't be bugged by anyone.... aang: how about kyoshi island? toph: yeah, whatever..... but won't the fire nation spot us? aang: of course not.... i hope. *later on a fire nation ship* toph: you know, this is all your fault! aang: how is it my fault? toph: you passed kyoshi island and flew appa right into the fire nation! aang: well it's your fault we're in chains! toph: what?! how is this my fault? you're the one that wanted to fight them! all i wanted was a nice honeymoon, but what did i get instead? a trip to the fire nation! and we're in chains! aang: oh, you have a point there...... hehe.... |
*Everyone is in a circle eating dinner*
Aang: Sokka told me he was gay
Sokka: AANG! Ohh I can match that! Katara, Aangs cheating on you with Toph!
Aang and Toph: SOKKA!
Sokka: See! Katara: You lying b@st@rd! *whips Aang with water*
??Toph: *shoots rock at Katara* Don't hurt my man b****!
Katara: Bring it! *Katara and Toph continue fighting and soon convert to girly slaps*
Aang: *to Appa and Momo* Sokka likes Zuko!
Sokka: Aang does has kiky $ex with Toph every night!
*Katara and Toph continue to fight and Sokka and Aang spill each others secrets as Momo and Appa watch amused*
picketposter14 wrote: |
Cartooner, you're rater 2day |
iceroyale wrote: |
lol sokka: dang, i geel like getting some aang: well, don't do it here, dude sokka: let's see what toph's up to *walks in to find toph m@sturb@ting* sokka: need a hand? toph: AAAH WTF??? *crushes sokka with a rock* toph: woops.... katara: oh great, who is gonna want him now? he's nothing but a dead body aang: hey! i know..... AZULA everyone else: how the f*ck would you know?? aang: well... i kinda asked her out once |
70sguygx wrote: |
*Everyone is in a circle eating dinner* Aang: Sokka told me he was gay! Sokka: AANG! Ohh I can match that! Katara, Aangs cheating on you with Toph! Aang and Toph: SOKKA! Sokka: See! Katara: You lying b@st@rd! *whips Aang with water* Toph: *shoots rock at Katara* Don't hurt my man b****! Katara: Bring it! *Katara and Toph continue fighting* Aang: *to Appa and Momo* Sokka likes Zuko! Sokka: Aang does has kiky $ex with Toph every night! *Katara and Toph continue to fight and Sokka and Aang spill each others secrets as Momo and Appa watch amused* |
the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
it would be funnier if Katara and Toph were doing girly slaps, |
the_mental_teen wrote: |
*Ch.102* Katara: Kuzon!! *No one rises* Katara: I said, KUZON!! *Bubbles appear* Director: Hey, who was supposed to give Kuzon swimming lessons if his Avatar State didn't work? Man: Uhh...that would be Aang sir. Aang: Huh?! Director: Since you killed him, you'll be replacing him. Alright, all the way back to the last episode. ACTION!! |