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    BradyBannister5

    [1161]Jan 7, 2007
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    Aang and Katara 30 years old...married... Katara is having her first child.

    Katara: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!

    Aang: whoa..

    Doctor: it's a boy!

    Baby: WAAAHHH!!!

    Aang: aww...it looks...nothing like me! what's with the scar on it's right eye?

    Katara: umm...genetic mix up? ..........hehe...yea

    1 year later.. they named the baby Rozu. wow, what a strange name...

    Katara: AANG! i think little Rozu is saying his first words!

    Rozu: i..have..cap..ava..rest..or

    Katara: huh?

    Aang: what are you saying?

    (mumbles jiberish for 5 minutes then gets it right)

    Rozu: i have to capture the avatar to restore my honor!

    Aang: what the freak? ...where did he get that from...

    Katara: uhhh.....uh...hehe...no CLUE!!! hehe...yea..

    5 years later at bending academy

    Katara: so, you think he'll be a water or air bender?

    Aang: dunno

    Master: please, try to bend

    (Rozu shoots a fire blast right to aang)

    Aang: huh? how can he firebend if...ohhhhh...i finally get it. HEY KATARA!!!...where did she go

    (runs around campus)

    (finds Katara and Zuko making out)

    Aang: hey, get your hands off of her! my wife had your baby b***h!

    Zuko: yea, but thats YOUR problem now!

    Aang: no, you did this to me, so your gonna pitch in!

    Zuko: nope sorry. (runs away and never seen again)

    10 years later

    Aang: hey son you wanna watch some??fights with me?

    Rozu: no dad, its time i kill you!!!!!

    Aang: HUH!!!??!!??!!?

    Momo: COOL, I'M STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!!

    THE END!! or is it? no it is!

    Edited on 01/07/2007 7:28pm
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    Spike815

    [1162]Jan 7, 2007
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    Ok, I think I may have something here

    *Sokka walks into a room where all of his girls... and??Zuko,??are fighting over him*
    Sokka: Ladies, ladies... and Zuko... I've finally decide what ship I'll be part of.
    All the girls (and Zuko): Which one!?!?
    Sokka: Ok, get ready. My ship... will be...

    Ty-Sukophyuezulaokka!! nothing for you Zuko

    The girls: Get him! *Chase Sokka away*
    Zuko: I wonder what Aang is doing

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    ardron

    [1163]Jan 7, 2007
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    Spike815 wrote:

    Ok, I think I may have something here

    *Sokka walks into a room where all of his s... and??Zuko,??are fighting over him*
    Sokka: Ladies, ladies... and Zuko... I've finally decide what ship I'll be part of.
    All the s (and Zuko): Which one!?!?
    Sokka: Ok, get ready. My ship... will be...

    Ty-Sukophyuezulaokka!! nothing for you Zuko

    The s: Get him! *Chase Sokka away*
    Zuko: I wonder what Aang is doing

    Pretty good. We've had alot of fan stuff like that, lets have something strange and disturbing.

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    TekGeke29

    [1164]Jan 8, 2007
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    Over the next few days, I will post some of my favorite bloopers from the first Fake Avatar bloopers post. Don't worry, I will give full credit to the people who created them. I will post one now!

    littleLIVEwire wrote:

    Azula: What an exquisite performance. I can't wait to see how you'll top yourself tomorrow.
    (Cut to a closer shot of Ty Lee looking at Azula's reflection in her mirror, smiling.)
    Ty Lee: I'm sorry Azula, but unfortunately there won't be a show tomorrow.
    Azula: Really?

    Ty Lee: Nope. (She turns around quickly and??*****slaps Azula so hard she falls into??the wardrobe closet.)

    Director: CUT! CUT! Ty Lee, that is NOT part of the script!

    Ty Lee: Well, it should! I mean, Ty Lee shouldn't have to deal with that! We should seriously stick that in the show--I'm sure the viewers won't mind it....c'mon, am I right?

    Azula: (now bleeding) I want my daddy...

    ??

    ??

    Edited on 01/08/2007 11:23am
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    tico1125

    [1165]Jan 8, 2007
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    BradyBannister5 wrote:

    Aang and Katara 30 years old...married... Katara is having her first child.

    Katara: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!

    Aang: whoa..

    Doctor: it's a boy!

    Baby: WAAAHHH!!!

    Aang: aww...it looks...nothing like me! what's with the scar on it's right eye?

    Katara: umm...genetic mix up? ..........hehe...yea

    1 year later.. they named the baby Rozu. wow, what a strange name...

    Katara: AANG! i think little Rozu is saying his first words!

    Rozu: i..have..cap..ava..rest..or

    Katara: huh?

    Aang: what are you saying?

    (mumbles jiberish for 5 minutes then gets it right)

    Rozu: i have to capture the avatar to restore my honor!

    Aang: what the freak? ...where did he get that from...

    Katara: uhhh.....uh...hehe...no CLUE!!! hehe...yea..

    5 years later at bending academy

    Katara: so, you think he'll be a water or air bender?

    Aang: dunno

    Master: please, try to bend

    (Rozu shoots a fire blast right to aang)

    Aang: huh? how can he firebend if...ohhhhh...i finally get it. HEY KATARA!!!...where did she go

    (runs around campus)

    (finds Katara and Zuko making out)

    Aang: hey, get your hands off of her! my wife had your baby b***h!

    Zuko: yea, but thats YOUR problem now!

    Aang: no, you did this to me, so your gonna pitch in!

    Zuko: nope sorry. (runs away and never seen again)

    10 years later

    Aang: hey son you wanna watch some fights with me?

    Rozu: no dad, its time i kill you!!!!!

    Aang: HUH!!!??!!??!!?

    Momo: COOL, I'M STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!!

    THE END!! or is it? no it is!

    I expect nothing less from a Zutara shipper.?? I give it a 7 our of ten.?? It was funny but not hilarious.
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    tico1125

    [1166]Jan 8, 2007
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    Appa's return in the Lake Laogai episode:

    Aang:     What is it Momo?
    (Camara views to the sky where Appa appears.)
    Aang: Appa!
    (Appa flies downs to crash through the rock walls.)
    (SPLAT! He is knocked out cold from the hit.)
    Director:     Cut. Lets shoot it again. Appa, baby you have to go through the wall.
    (Appa shakes his shaggy head as he brushes off the hit.)
    Appa: I thought the walls were going to be scored for an easy break. That really hurt!
    Director: We're sorry. Our techinicians are working on it right now.
    Appa: They better get it right or else I am quitting.
    Director: Ok lets try this again from where we left off.
    (Everyone resets positions.)
    Director: Action!
    Aang: Appa!
    Appa flies through the first wall and then everyone is rained on by his urine.
    Katara: Aww gross!
    Sokka: I am this close to quiting. He licks me. Shoots boogers at me. I even had to clean his toes. This is just going too far!
    Appa: I am sorry. I have been holding it for so long!
    Director: Everyone get cleaned up. Let's do this again.
    After everyone is cleaned they shoot the scene successfully.
    Director: Great. Now we just have to get the shot of Appa throwing Long Feng into the lake. Everyone take your places! (After a minute they are all set.) Action!
    Long Feng: I can take you all by myself.
    Appa grabs him by the leg and immediately spits him out.
    Appa: Didn't you clean your feet before this scene?!?!?!
    Appa the throws up all over the set from the smell of Long Feng's foot. Everyone immediately passes out.
    Director: I think we are done for the day.
    Edited on 01/08/2007 10:32am
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    confucioussayhi

    [1167]Jan 8, 2007
    • member since: 11/23/06
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    Aang-When am I going to kiss Katara?

    Mike(the creator)-Never, about midway through the first season we decided to personally ship Zutara.

    Aang-Why didn't you tell me then? I wouldn't have got my hopes up!

    Mike-We couldn't bear to ruin your fun, I mean, you're like 12 years old.

    Aang-So why are you telling me now?

    Mike-Cause we finally got better funding and are letting you go for that other kid, you know the one in the pilot.

    Aang-Mitch!?!?! He's such a q*eer!

    Mike-Yeah, but he doesn't b*tch and moan like you.

    Sokka-I know why you're doing this, Mitch hates Katara, so if you got Mitch, then you got Zutara.

    Mike-Pretty much.

    Sokka-Beware the powers of the shippers.

    Mike-Oh, yeah Sokka, we got a new ship for you.

    Sokka-Ooh! Is it Zuko's old girlfriend!?

    Mike-No, it's Haru.

    Sokka-F***!

    Aang-Screw you guys. Come on Momo, we're going where our talents are appreciated.

    Momo-The hell with you, I'm gonna get shippin' with Suki.

    Suki-YAY! I get a fuzzy??jungle lover!(Purrs)

    Momo-Boo-yah.

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    kakkarot1290

    [1169]Jan 8, 2007
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    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    If you are here, you have no life, so that means you have no life.
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    tico1125

    [1170]Jan 8, 2007
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    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!

    Hmmm.
    Level 1
    only 4 posts.

    Anything you say is not credible and is hereby ignored.?? NOOB!
    Make some serious contributions and we will take you seriously.?? We generally don't take people seriously until they show some true commitment.?? At your present status you are just a person that created an acct to judge others and make remarks like above.?? So we may not have a life in your eyes but we are not pathetic like you.
    What a waste of skin.
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [1171]Jan 8, 2007
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    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
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    tico1125

    [1172]Jan 8, 2007
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    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
    This is just another shining example as to why I love you and you wit.?? "Captain Obvious."??
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    tico1125

    [1174]Jan 8, 2007
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    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
    This is just another shining example as to why I love you and you wit. "Captain Obvious."
    thx ..i think i have been watching too many episodes of House!
    Is that even possible??? LOL.
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    confucioussayhi

    [1176]Jan 8, 2007
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    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
    This is just another shining example as to why I love you and you wit. "Captain Obvious."
    thx ..i think i have been watching too many episodes of House!
    Is that even possible??? LOL.
    Hell no.
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    ssknight123

    [1177]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
    This is just another shining example as to why I love you and you wit. "Captain Obvious."
    thx ..i think i have been watching too many episodes of House!
    Is that even possible??? LOL.
    Hell no.
    House rocks! He's cool too.
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    carmellaina

    [1178]Jan 8, 2007
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    ssknight123 wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    tico1125 wrote:
    PhoenixAngel37 wrote:
    sailinlvr20 wrote:
    You people have no life! seriously!
    y are u here then ...and thx captain obvious!
    This is just another shining example as to why I love you and you wit. "Captain Obvious."
    thx ..i think i have been watching too many episodes of House!
    Is that even possible? LOL.
    Hell no.
    House rocks! He's cool too.

    ppl..
    GET BACK ON TOPIC.
    pooldude is on the prowl....
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    confucioussayhi

    [1180]Jan 8, 2007
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    Did anyone read my blooper? Cause the silence makes me think you hate it.
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