Azula: i am going to take down Ba Sing Se
Ozai: really?,?? the fire nation have been fighting for 100 years and we hadn't have conquer Ba Sing Se.
Azula: well i have my tricks, and will win.
Ozai: ok, i want to see that.
Azula use the telephone.
Azula: Good morning!, with George Bush, please. Just tell him that Azula is calling, ok?, good. Hey Georgisssss!!
George Bush: Hey Azula, what's upppp?
Azula: what's upppp?, no, no, Georgis, i need your help.
George Bush: what can i do for my favorite girlfriend!!!
Azula: i need your help to take over Ba Sing Se, so what do you say?
George Bush: i don't know Azula, i love freedom and peace, it's not right..
Azula: did i mention that they have A LOT of PETROLEUM?
George Bush: OMG, those enemies of freedom they will suffer.
Azula: well tell me your plan
George Bush: first i crash an airplane against the Empire State Building, then we blamed the Earth King,??and finally i??request an invation to Ba Sing Se, and nobody will stop us, because they will think that the Earth King is the enemy, and that earthbanding is a dangerous religion. It's perfect.
Azula: you think is going to work?
George Bush: Of course!! i had have practice it, and it work, believe me.
Azula: ok, what ever you say!! ahh, and by the way earthbanding is not a religion, ok?
George Bush: ok!! ehh, do you know??Sokka?
Azula: yes, why?
George Bush: could you tell him that i need more of that cactus juice? please.
Azula: ohhh please!! you too? George you??some cactus??problem.
George Bush: i don't!! ok, maybe i do!! luv ya!! peace sister.
Azula: chao??Georgis!!
Ozai: So?
Azula: everything is just fine.
Ozai: I hate you!!!
Suko: who's using the telephone? i need to call to Mark Foley, ok.
Azula: i am, i was talking with one of my favorites friends.
Suko: don't tell me you were talking with George Bush.
Azula:??yes i was.
Suko: girl, that dude is sick!!