Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
It's been a very long time since I posted anything on the TV.com forums, much less the ATLA section:!
I noticed the words life and this thread in particular have been mentioned in reference with each other, and thought I'd tried to help with the resuscitation
*Takes place during DOBS, scene with Zuko confronting Ozai*
Zuko: I tried so f****** hard to be the son you wanted me to be, but all I got from you was s***. You fried my face, told me I didn't belong in my own kingdom and sent me packing, giving me pipe dreams that I could come back if I brought you the f****** Avatar, you scared away mom with just how f****** ugly you are, when I failed you in bringing you your precious f****** Avatar, you sent my f****** sister on a witch hunt for me, and after all that S***, you still don't love me or respect me. For that, I'm gonna take you down...HARD.
*From elsewhere* Aang: Hey! I thought that was my destiny to take him down!
Cut Cut!! Zuko---first off, Aang's right; you're not supposed to make threats of death to the Firelord. Second: cut the cursing. Now, again from the top.
*starting scene again*
Ozai: You have---
Zuko: You were never a real father for me. You think I'm a f****** screwup, Ozai, but I'm not the screwup. You're the f****** screwup!
Zuko---
Ozai: I'm the scewup??!! You're the one who can't even speak your lines right! If anyone here is the screwup, you are.
Sokka *off screen*: You know something's not quite right when the Firelord actually starts to make sense....
Zuko: Fine, I've had it! I can't take this right now! If anyone needs me, I'll be off screwing with Katara.
Aang:
Toph: Now there's something I wasn't expecting.
Azula: I was
Not exactly supremo, but it just kinda came to me
~Mara
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new avatar in the city episode! i'm going to use a totally 100% original, never before seen in sitcom plot for an episode! seriously, it's like, entirely my idea, and it's genius! remember *cl* stands for *canned laughter*, the kind you see in sitcoms that's so obviously fake. aang: hey sokka! check this out! *aang points to a huge metal box* sokka: a box? *cl* aang: not just any box, a bending-proof box! sokka: a bending-proof box? aang: that's right, it's 100% fireproof, impervious to earth, air and water-based attacks, and 100% free of earthen impurities. sokka: so what's it for? aang: capturing criminals who bend, durr! *cl* sokka: great... aang: anyway, i gotta go, i've got a da-i err mean..i gotta go do..avatar stuff, yeah, sure, ehehe.. *cl* sokka: *he glares at aang* aang: okay i'm on a date with your sister! *cl* sokka: *continues glaring* aang: okay she doesn't know it's a date! *cl* sokka: *keeps glaring* aang: okay it's not a date! sheesh! sokka: *still glaring* aang: what? what else do i need to say? sokka: nothing, i was just hoping you would admit something else! *cl* aang: anyway, seeya! *aang leaves* sokka: well, it looks like i have the whole apartment to myself! so, what should i do? hmm... *sokka sits on the couch, we see a clock change from 12:30 to 2:25, we then see sokka, still sitting in the exact same position, canned laughter esues* sokka: okay i'm bored. *zuko walks in* sokka: zuko! zuko: what? sokka: i'm so bored! please help me! zuko: no! i'm just here to pick up my...err...umm...manly..thing... sokka: your dolls are on the table. *cl* zuko: they're action figures! action figures! *cl* sokka: whatever. hey, is mai still up for that double date tonight? zuko: totally, is suki still okay? sokka: yup, this is going to be awesome! zuko: i'm so excited! this is so cool! sokka: yeah i know! *cl* zuko: what's with the box? sokka: oh, that's just some bending-proof jail cell, don't touch it, it's aang's. zuko: pff, bending-proof? i doubt that! sokka: no apparently it's 100% fireproof and impervious to bending attacks. zuko: yeah right! i'll bet i can escape from it! sokka: you cannot! zuko: can too! c'mon! *zuko drags sokka inside the large metal prison cell* sokka: zuko i don't think we should- zuko: quiet sokka! this is going to be awesome! *he closes the door* sokka: why'd you do that? zuko: to prove to you that i can escape from it! sokka: but what if you can't? zuko: relax. it's not locked. see? *zuko kicks the door, it doesn't budge* *cl* sokka: yeah i'm guessing it locks itself when closed. zuko: well why didn't you tell me? *cl* sokka: i didn't know! anyway, try firebending us out! zuko: right, here goes! KYAA!!*zuko shoots a huge fireblast at the box, nothing happens* *cl* sokka: we're free! oh wait, no, we're not! *cl* zuko: shut it! i will get us out! KYAAAAAAAAAA! *zuko shoots an even bigger fireblast at the box, once again, the box remains intact* sokka: well that did so much! *cl* zuko: i said shut it! KYAA! *fireball* KYAA! *fireball* *timelapse* zuko: (weakly) kiyaa. kiyaa. kiyaa.... yeah i think we're stuck. sokka: oh, really? *cl* to be continued. |
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y does that sound so familier......-ponders awhile- do u happen 2 be a fan of drake and josh? hmm?
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y does that sound so familier......-ponders awhile- do u happen 2 be a fan of drake and josh? hmm? |
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Deleted Dialogue from the tales of Ba Sing Se
Sokka: I am so sorry! Something struck me in the rear. I just... wound up... here?
Madame Macmu-Ling: Five, seven, then five, syllables mark a Haiku, remarkable oaf.
Sokka: They call me Sokka, that is in the water tribe, I am not an oaf.
Madame Macmu-Ling: Chittering monkey, in the spring he climbs treetops, and thinks himself tall.
Students: Ooooh.
Sokka: You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard.
Students: Ooooh!
Madame Macmu-Ling: Whole seasons are spent mastering the form, the style, none calls it easy!
Sokka: I calls it easy! Like I paddle my canoe, I'll paddle yours too!
Students: *Laugh*
Madame Macmu-Ling: You know what--F*** you! I tire of your conceit, arrogant a******.
And she still kept that in haiku form. Brilliant.
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Deleted Dialogue from the tales of Ba Sing Se Sokka: I am so sorry! Something struck me in the rear. I just... wound up... here? Madame Macmu-Ling: Five, seven, then five, syllables mark a Haiku, remarkable oaf. Sokka: They call me Sokka, that is in the water tribe, I am not an oaf. Madame Macmu-Ling: Chittering monkey, in the spring he climbs treetops, and thinks himself tall. Students: Ooooh. Sokka: You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard. Students: Ooooh! Madame Macmu-Ling: Whole seasons are spent mastering the form, the style, none calls it easy! Sokka: I calls it easy! Like I paddle my canoe, I'll paddle yours too! Students: *Laugh* Madame Macmu-Ling: You know what--F*ck you! I tire of your conceit, arrogant a**h***. And she still kept that in haiku form. Brilliant. |
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like me new siggy? |
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^^!
Why the airbenders are REALLY extinct.
Airbender: Hey I found out Aang left.
Airbender: Man. He was the only one who knew how to do this experiment.
Airbender: Don't worry I'm sure we can get though.
* The next day*
Airbender: Ok. Steady.Steady. Steady. *Alarm goes off*
Alarm: Waring! A virus has been detected. You have two hours to live.
Airbender: What are we going to do.. I don't want to die!
Airbender: Don't worry! Let's blame it on the Fire Nation. Nobody will know.
Other Airbenders: Yeah. Ok. Let's do that.
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Why the airbenders are REALLY extinct. Airbender: Hey I found out Aang left. Airbender: Man. He was the only one who knew how to do this experiment. Airbender: Don't worry I'm sure we can get though. * The next day* Airbender: Ok. Steady.Steady. Steady. *Alarm goes off* Alarm: Waring! A virus has been detected. You have two hours to live. Airbender: What are we going to do.. I don't want to die! Airbender: Don't worry! Let's blame it on the Fire Nation. Nobody will know. Other Airbenders: Yeah. Ok. Let's do that. |
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I respond:
*Takes place during the Awakening*
Yue- You already saved the world. And you'll save the world again. But you can't give up.
Aang- Well that was a completely useless cameo by you, Yue! Why did they drag the voice actor back just to do a couple of lines?! This sucks!
Roku- I could have seen this coming.....
Aang- Seen what coming? That the volcano on your island would one day erupt and Sozin would betray you and I would run away and get frozen in an iceberg?!
Mike and Bryan- Well we think.....
Aang- If you think things, then that might be the reason why I failed to defeat the Fire Lord! Because you would "think" that with all the trouble and and an entire season gone into planning that invasion, there would be a backup plan! But no, we all just started crying when we failed!
Katara- Maybe if you would have been faster, we could've won!
Aang- Me? All you did on the Day of the Back Sun was carry your Dad around, after he got injured after fighting for about three minutes! We're all a bunch of weaklings! Roku- Got that right, sista'!
Aang and Katara- O_0
Sokka- Wait, how do we know about all this if this is just the first episode of the season?
Aang- Because it aired in like a hundred different countries before it aired in the US, and then a bunch of people put it on Youtube.
Sokka- This could lead to, "Avatar Bloopers The Movie!" |
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hey, they should make a website with that name! |
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did i just say that out loud? |