Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Holy crap that's long. |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
| umm.... Ok, I've got one!!!! (sorry in advance) - it'd probably be your worst nightmare Mentalteen: Joo Dee, I have something to tell you... Joo Dee: What is it? Mentalteen: I truly and deeply love you! All the lies I said about you, and all the times I talked about how I hated you, it was really just a cover for my true, intimate, and sexual feelings for you... Joo Dee: mentalteen, i known it all along... Mentalteen: Really? Joo Dee: Yes, but there's something I must tell you... Mentalteen: Yes, go on... Me: *blantaly disregards the g@y/joo dee rule (well, sorta)* Joo Dee: Are you okay with having occasional three-ways with my partner? Mentalteen: WHA?!??! Joo Dee #2: I've been waiting for at least fifteen minutes now Joo Dee. I can only be turned on for so long!! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
..............................................................................................................................I'm going to have nightmares for life *falls down and has a seizure* 0.001 out of 10... |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||||
Me: Jerk... besides, you're involved in the blooper, you're not allowed to rate it! lol good night all |
| the_mental_teen wrote: |
| picketposter, those are really funny, but it would be funnier if you could replace the real figures with the Avatar characters. Like instead of Bush, put the Earth King, and instead of Con. Rice, put Long Feng, etc. Just a suggestion! |
good idea!
ok... Key for those who read my weekend update bloopers
Earth King = President Bush
Joo Dee = condi
Long Feng = Cheney
Toph/Zuko = most celebrities (i'll clarify in the blooper)
Aang/Iroh = Guests on the show that's it for now i guess... I'll add anything if it comes up!
oh yeah... AND
mentalteen = joo dee's lover
haha lol jk
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||
good idea! ok... Key for those who read my weekend update bloopers Earth King = President Bush Joo Dee = condi Long Feng = Cheney Toph = most celebrities (i'll clarify in the blooper) Aang = Guests on the show that's it for now i guess... I'll add anything if it comes up! |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||||
IT'S A CLONE, AND IT'S NOT ME!! (geez, drugs and beer can get you hard, jk |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||
Love the part with Long Feng as Dick Cheney, here's one I thought of. Katara: In latest news, Long Feng, the Earth King's advisor, sent a sharp stalagmite at General Fong. Long Feng stated that he thought it was a saber-tooth moose lion, but will still have to go to court. |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||||||
OMG LMAO!!!! |
News flash! (no, this is real)
Siddam Huessain (sp?) has been hung today in Iraq finally after 2 months he has been declared guilty.
This will be good news to the Americans (like me, h3ll yeah!) and to the UN.
Anyway, here's me killing Joo Dee!
*CENSORED*
Me: Wait, why the f*** is this censored? All I do is shoot her with the U.S. M16...
Sokka: This is still a Nickelodeon show, and it's rated Y7.
Me: Oh shut up G&ylord Faulker, your having a s3x streak for crying out loud!
Sokka: Right...I don't know who to choose...
Aang: Pick Suki, I think she's dead!
Sokka: Someone again is dead?!
Katara: Yep, so pick Ty Lee, Azula, or Toph now!
Sokka: Uhh...
Me: Just pick what the people want you to pick! Wait, which one has the most? Ty Lokka, Sokkla, or Tokka?
*Machine* Enter votes now!
*Jeopardy music plays*
Sokka: Dudes!! you have to try this cactus juice!!
Zuko: dude it isn't that dangerous?, my mom will be mad if she finds out we are getting high with this stuff.
Jet: Shut up motherf*ck*r!! d@mn you are so g@y!!!, move @ssh0le, i want to try it....... dude this is the real $hit!! you have to try this!!
Zuko: Ok.......
Sokka: So?
Zuko: LOL... i can see the rainbow!!
Jet: No piece of $hit!! that's what Skittles make you taste and see.
Sokka and Zuko: Ohhhh Skittles!!
Ursa: Zuko? What the heck it's going on down there?
Zuko: nothing mom, we taste the rainbow.
Ursa; are you getting high with Skittles?
Sokka and Zuko: The rainbow!!!!!!
Jet: Shut up motherf*ck*rs!!
Ursa: Ozai!!! your son is in drugs, so bring your @ss here and do something.
Ozai: Don't f*ck me b*tch!! i am so sick of this f*ck*ng??family, my son is a freak, my??doughter is the school wh0re and my wife??is a stupid b*tch,????i'm out of here.
Ursa; Where do you think you are going b@st@rd,, come back here you son of a b*tch...
Jet: i thing they have gone.
Zuko: i can see the light it's so bright....
Sokka: don't go to the??light Zuko!! without your sunglasses.
Zuko and Sokka: Ohhhh!! the light!! awesome!!!
Jet: i am out of this f*ck*ng place!!!
Azula: what the heck is going on here?
Jet: We are high on cactus juice, want some!!!
Azula: No, i have a overdose of Skittles..
Zuko and Sokka: taste the rainbow!!
Azula: yes, been there!!!
Jet: want to $crew?
Azula: no way in the f*ck*ng hell!!! oh what the heck, lets f*ck!!!,, but what about Katara, isn't she your girlfriend?
Jet: She is g@y!!!
Azula: Great!!! we can have a threesome!! call her, use my cellphone!!
Jet: Katara?
Katara: What?
Jet: Azula and i want to make threesome with you, are you in the mood!!..... hello, Katara, are you there? i think she hung up.
Azula: wait??someone ??is knocking the door, let me see who the f*ck is.
Katara: am i late?
| iceroyale wrote: |
| muahahahahahaha ! that is hilarious! continues* zuko: what the f*ck is going on here azula: we're having a threesome, bro, want some? zuko: sh*t no, you sick b*tch, that would be incest azula: i see..... want some skittles? zuko: ok....... azula: and? zuko: SWEET! I'M IN, but hang on a minute sokka: hello? zuko: dude, you have GOT to come over to my parents' bedroom |
| the_mental_teen wrote: |
News flash! (no, this is real) Siddam Huessain (sp?) has been hung today in Iraq finally after 2 months he has been declared guilty. This will be good news to the Americans (like me, h3ll yeah!) and to the UN. Anyway, here's me killing Joo Dee! *CENSORED* Me: Wait, why the f*** is this censored? All I do is shoot her with the U.S. M16... Sokka: This is still a Nickelodeon show, and it's rated Y7. Me: Oh shut up G&ylord Faulker, your having a s3x streak for crying out loud! Sokka: Right...I don't know who to choose... Aang: Pick Suki, I think she's dead! Sokka: Someone again is dead?! Katara: Yep, so pick Ty Lee, Azula, or Toph now! Sokka: Uhh... Me: Just pick what the people want you to pick! Wait, which one has the most? Ty Lokka, Sokkla, or Tokka? *Machine* Enter votes now! *Jeopardy music plays* |
| iceroyale wrote: |
| well, we never actually saw them die... perhaps suki just stripped.... idea: azula: don't you know fans just make flames stronger suki: ouch, my bum! azula: now you die suki: well, if ya gotta go, go naked *strips* azula: what the..... suki: catch me now! *runs into the forest* suki: sokka! im coming baby! azula: she is mental..... looks like you got some competition ty lee ty lee: .... she is still not prettier than me! mai: right, and your breasts are larger than hers.... ty lee: they are! azula: well, at least we could see hers, yours are just.... ty lee: take that back, you b!tch *blocks azula's firebending* *starts to rain* mai: great thinking, you b!tch |
