When the pirates realized that Katara took their water bending scoll, they knew it was time for payback, So when they run into Prince Zuko and his motley crew they killed them in a homicidal rage. They took Zuko as prisoner and quickly left to go to Ba Sing Se. Because the pirates had some honeys there. When docking in the Ba Sing Se harbour they ran into the most fearsome pirate, known as Captain Jack Sparrow. The Captain looked at the motley crew and said to them "What kind of weird clothes are you wearing and what's that ugly thing?" But before the pirates could answer to Captain Jack he screamed out "Why is the rum gone???". The pirates looked at eachother before looking to Jack and thenthey realized that there was really not they could do. But before they could turn away from the Captain they heard a noise in the distance and saw that Appa had come down and eaten him. Zuko quickly killed the pirates because he was bored of their charecter development and they just didnt seem to be very exciting for a story. Zuko jumped upon Appa and flew away to look for Elizabeth swan. Since Zuko heard she was kidnapped. So when he was flying, he happend to spot the cracken, about to devour Jack Sparrow. He swooped in and saved Jack just in time. Zuko decided to let Jack join him on his quest to save Elizabeth, but Jack had a completly different plan in mind. He promptly dropped Zuko into brain devouring mob of zombie JooDee's and flew into the sunset to have Elizabeth for himself. Zuko screamed and all of a sudden Will Turner showed up. But he wasn't alone, he was followed closly by Davi Jones, who was using will to get to Zuko, to find Iroh. But neither Will and Zuko knew about Davi's Plans. When Will talked to Zuko, he asked him how in the world did Jack even come back into the story after he had been eaten by Appa. Zuko promptly replied that it was due to the carelessness of internet story writing. Everyone in this entire story died of laughter except Zuko and Appa. They then flew to off into the sunset. Not really knowing where they were going Zuko landed Appa on a deserted strech of land, only to find out that it in fact wasn't really land they were on, but a bunch of turtles swimming together. Appa quickly decided to fly away to the land of munchkins where he decided he wanted to go to the OTHER land of munchkins, you know, the ones at Dunkin' Donuts. But when he heard they didn't have glazed donuts...