Aang was finally able to confront the Fire Lord, but he discovered that the Fire Lord is his father who enjoys dressing up like a clown and causing mayhem on the Avatar world but would only do so on every Tuesday afternoon. This was because on any other days he would be too busy with Azula, doing jumpjacks so that he could beat the rest of the Gaang at their monthly hopscotch tournament. He must be the best because the winner gets 20 bottles of STRAIGHT-UP cactus juice. He then decided to go on a wild lemur-killing rampage because Miroku78 failed to leave a sentence hanging. He wondered if the reason that Miroku78 did such a thing was because he himself was on cactus juice. The fire lord, having gone on a wild lemur-killing rampage, immediately found momo and roasted him on the barbeque because he ran out of hamburgers. Whilst all this was happening, Zuko was caught stalking katara and she asked Fungus how she dealt with it when Murellus and AKB were stalking her,and to that Fungus replied... "i have sozin comet protectors body guards protecting me from stalkers" and Katara replied with: "Lucky, all I have is a magic cracker. EAT IT!" Katara hastily shoved the cracker in Fungusy mouth and it turned her into the giant mushroom in her icon except with butterflies coming out from her mouth and going into the firelords palace because thats where she was secretly meeting momo the ruler of the underworld in order to summon the armies of the living dead in order to combat the Fire Nation army. Unfortunately, undead armies being so hard to control and all, started to attack everything, until the swamp monster squashed them all. Then he went insane and skipped off to find King Bumi and together they had a mad tea party until they were interrupted by Aang dressed up as a little blond girl. He ate some of their candy, which was just concentrated cactus juice, and flipped out thinking he grew 6 stories high. The Fire Lord walked up to them all and said "im late for a very important date and your mom will kill me if im late" to which Bumi responded "oh wow 'your mom' jokes how classic, lettuce leave this party" and they left while Aang zoomed around making giant mushrooms with his air/earthbending until Sokka Walked in. It was clear to Aang that Sokka was troubled by something. So Aang went over to Sokka and asked him. That's when Haru (yes, Haru) seized the opportunity to taunt Zuko with his ridiculous ultra-mega-strength-facial hair because he is so SexyFine that the whole world must know of the power of the stache as soon as he shows Zuko his SexyFineness Zuko bows down to the all powerful stache until Haru goes into the mustache state and destroys poor Zuko. Aang tries to fight him in the Avatar state, but Haru is too powerful, when suddenly sokka gets trapped in a freezer and has to eat his own foot to survive! Then Aang seeing the destruction of Sokka's foot goes off to grow facial hair!!! because he has realized that true power lies within the stache later on in puberty. It is now that Aang feels man enough to go against Haru and then show off his new-found-manliness to Katara, but, June and her ultra-tormenting-seductive-dominatritasticismness arrive (pet Shirshu included) to kill Katara. June is sick and tired of all the guys in the Avatar world giving so much attention to the sugarqueen, that she (June) feels the need to eliminate the competition by destroying the girl involved in a million and one ships. but just as she is about to kill Katara Iroh walks in and he looks at June. "June what are you doing?" he asks her. "You know that you can't kill her, for she is the Shirshu goddess. Everyone knows that Shirshus can't kill Shirshu dieties. Plus, you're too much of a minor character to slay Katara." This made June sad, so she took out her frustration on not having a guy by making Iroh's wildest dreams come true but just as they where starting Zuko walked and Iroh said "Zuko! I never told you this, but your actually adopted! And June was mother!" Then Zuko said "Yeah, I already know that. I was coming to tell you that i found out that my real mother was Lo and Li" Iroh could hardly believe his ears. How could two respectable women both be the mother of Zuko??? "Are you sure that that is correct young prince" Iroh asked Zuko. But Zuko went to the Spirit World and got his face stolen by Koh. The End. Or is it because Zuko found his way back to the real world, but was missing his face. The Fire Lord saw him and got so freaked out that he choked on his pancakes with bacon and flailed around like a crazy chicken trying to remove the food but passed out. So, that's when Cabbagey put on his cabbage speedo and took the opportunity to pummel Ozai's chest with cabbages claiming it was revenge for "all the precious cabbages destroyed at his hands." That was until, Ozai died But then he came back to life and it was clear to anyone who saw him that he was out of his mind. It was almost like all the happiness and evil he ever possed seemed to have dissapeard. When Ozai saw Azula he asked her Azula, you look just like your mother. "Erm.... Daddy, that is more of a statement then a question." Azula Said. And Ozai couldn't help himself when she said that. He just went KABOOM!! Azula was so horrified that she started to eat her own fingers. Aang decided to help her by eating his own fingers. Azula looked at him puzzled. She didn't quite understand what he was doing. After about 5 minutes she asked him "Why do you insist on doing everything that I do? That's not really nice, you are almost like a parrot. I could have your head for this you know" But aang just looked at her with his puppy dogs eyes. When he is about to say something when Sokka burst in. "You guys are eating fingers without me? It's my favorite food!" Aang looked at Sokka and saw that he had got out of the freezer but his foot was still eaten. That was when foaming mouth guy came in and realized the avatar was doing a new fad and instead of foaming his mouth as usual he started eating his own fingers but instead he was actually a parasitic worm that had taken the shape of a and therefore had no fingers. Sokka, Aang, and Azula were all so surprised by this wierd turn of events that they all wanted to eat fingers but they realised they had eaten all their fingers so they went and ordered finger pies. Then suddenly Iroh walked in looking rather mad. "What is going on here?" He asked in a very angry voice. The group did not know where to look or how to answer that question. They looked at Iroh and at each other before bursting into maniacal laughter and running away. Iroh was left behind rather confused. He decided it was time for payback and he called upon an old friend who owned him a favor. This friend was none other then Tommy Pickles. But Iroh did not mean that friend, but his other friend. Combustion Man. He contacted CM to do some serious retaliation on Azula, Aang and Sokka. Unfortunately, CM was somehow in the Bahamas taking some shore leave. Wondering what the "Bahamas" is, Iroh did a quick google search to find out the Bahama's are some tropical paradise. Iroh was so thrilled about his new discovery that he had two Naked Iroh times in one day! CM, still in the Bahamas, felt the raw power eminating from the second Naked Iroh time and immediately jumped on the nearest flying bison. He headed towards the Fire Nation, to look up Iroh. Since CB had a feeling that Iroh was in danger, because when ever CB's Iroh sences started tingling he knew that he had to go to Iroh. After he finally made back, Ozai finally became sober again. He looked over and realized everything had been a hallucination brought on by the cactus juice. Aang had been staring at him the whole time as he had jumped around in his throne room talking to inanimate objects. The Fire Lord saw Aang, still stunned, and immediately killed him. He went back to his chair and resumed his daily schedual.