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if a die hard katanger and a die hard zutaran are trapped in an elevator what would be the most likely scenario?

get ready, this one is a long one

First, they would argue about whether or not the series should have ended the way it did. Next they would start developing models and complex diagrams to try to prove thier point. After that they would go online to thier laptops and try to show videos to each other that prove thier point. Once this is done, they will gather up as much online support as possible and once the arguing gets out of hand, one will slap the other, and then the slapped will go to a shove, the shove gets returned by a punch, and then they will brawl. The only way the brawl will end is if the other dies, gives in, or the elevator opens up again. If one of them dies, it hits the fan. The winner will post a video of the fight on youtube in an effort to rally up a few more to do something about the situation. Now it gets complicated, it's different depending on who wins.

If Kataanger wins then Zutarians will come up with some rediculous allusion to how the victorious Kataanger really actually loved the zutaran concept and that's really why he/she fought to the death over it. And then the Kataangers will over-react and do every possible thing to prove them wrong, even though they don't have to. The Zutarans will wait for one of them to say or do something stupid, or contradictory, then they will use that as "one of many examples" in order to make all Kataang arguments seem stupid. Katangers won't like this, they'll again over-react to the situation and start name-calling...

If a Zutaran wins the Kataangers will go above and beyond to avenge thier fallen comrade, and get a Zutaran. After this happens, Zutarans will break, and turn to violence, no longer trying to argue a point, they will start assuming that everything they do is right, and build up strength for a battle royale across the globe, Kataangers will begin name-calling...

(this is where the 2 plots meet each other) and then when push comes to shove, and shove comes to punch, and punch comes to knives, and knives to bullets, bullets to gangwars, and so on and so fourth, the two sides will continue escalating in a counter-attack of some sort. Zutarans will then come up with some elaborate scheme to attack a VIP in Kataang society. And when this happens, Kataangers will want some long deserved revenge, and start going into all out war. When the Kataangers finally attack after a long and thouro organization, the Zutarans won't know what to expect, so they'll call in thier allies across the world, and when Kataangers discover this, they'll call thiers. In a massive effort to gather all shippers across the world, fuel prices will skyrocket, and the world will run out of major oil deposits. As the Kataangers turn the US into utter anarchy with thier war, Iran will become rich from all the money they got from shippers purchasing oil. Iran will develop nuclear weapons and begin conquering the rest of the Middle-East. China will find that the sudden progression of Iran's power is a viable threat to thier power in the world. China will declare war on Iran, and with the US in Anarchy, the other world powers will be left to stop this conflict. Russia will see this as a valuable time to act, in the world chaos they will threaten to unleash thier nuclear power unto the world, and begin a second cold war, this time, with Iran. China will become the middle land, but with as many people as it has, they won't have any trouble holding their own. Australia will be called into action to ally with Western Europe in order to keep the peace. While the US continues to ramble in anarchy, Brazil, Argentina, Uragauy, and Mexico will conquer South America, and begin waging a war of thier own. Eventually, the 2 ship sides will form massive armies, and the anarchy will turn into a full blown civil war. They will aim to gain allies from all of the North America, and in return, they will aid Mexico in thier conquering of South America. Canada will satnd idley by. Terorism will reign supreme in Africa as soon as western powers lose the ability to stop it. When this happens, Germany will dominate the government of the EU, and convince everyone to withdraw from everywhere else, and launch a powerful attack on Africa. Once most of Africa is conquered, they would have enough influence to convince the now sovereign Mexican Empire, allied with one of the two ships to focus all efforts on Canada and the losing ship. Canada, in this desperate hour, will seek help from anywhere, and they would get it from Australia. And there you have it! because a Kataanger and a Ztaran got stuck in an elevator, the world got plunged into WWIII

that wasn't as funny as you're last 2

How original!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aang.
Aang Who?
Aang on a minute-do I even know you?

That is the worst joke I've ever made!

How original!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aang.
Aang Who?
Aang on a minute-do I even know you?

That is the worst joke I've ever made!

lol

In the Communist Fire Nation, fire bends you!

What is the first airbending trick anyone ever learns?
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