Bald Britney=Katara in the southern raiders
i know i dont get it either
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What's the difference between Brittany Spears and Azula?
Azula doesn't have kids and can shoot lightning
What's the difference between Sokka and Bill Clinton?
One of them was elected president of the US, and the other can fight
What's the difference between Azula and Paris Hilton?
One of them is a spoiled rich firebreathing nut, and the other is fictional
What's the difference between Katara and Angelina Jolie?
One can waterbend, and the other just looks good in a shower
What's the difference between Aang and Beowulf?
one of them dies in the end of thier story
What's the difference between Toph and Mr. T?
Mr. T is gargantuant in size, and Toph is a chick
| panthean wrote: |
What's the difference between Brittany Spears and Azula? Azula doesn't have kids and can shoot lightning What's the difference between Sokka and Bill Clinton? One of them was elected president of the US, and the other can fight What's the difference between Azula and Paris Hilton? One of them is a spoiled rich firebreathing nut, and the other is fictional What's the difference between Katara and Angelina Jolie? One can waterbend, and the other just looks good in a shower What's the difference between Aang and Beowulf? one of them dies in the end of thier story What's the difference between Toph and Mr. T? Mr. T is gargantuant in size, and Toph is a chick |
I liked the Azula/Paris Hilon one way up there ^!
Okay, so a Zutarian gets put in prison.
Very quickly, he realizes that most of the other inmates are Kataangers, so he huddles up in the corner away from them.
Suddenly an ugly old man sits down next to him and asks, "are you a Kataanger?" He quietly replies "no." The old man asks, "are you sure?" to which the Zutarian replies "yes." The ugly old man says "oh" and walks away.
Suddenly a big fat guy sits next to the Zutarian and says, "hello, gorgeous! You must be a kataanger!" Again, the Zutarian quickly says "no!" The big fat guy bats his lashes and says "oh." He then walks away.
Finally a very ugly girl who smells sits down next to him and asks, "are you a kataanger?"
The Zutarian again says "no! I am not a kataanger!" The ugly girl says "oh" and then stands up and walks away.
The Zutarian sighs to himself, wondering what he has gotten himself into- landing in this heck-hole.
Suddenly the jail gate opens, and the prison guard gestures for the Zutarian to come out. Happy, but confused, the Zutarian asks, "Why are you letting me go?"
The prison guard replies, "you passed the test."
The Zutarian says, "what test?"
The guard explains, "we planted the world's most persuasive kataanger, the world's most attractive kataanger, and the world's smartest kataanger in that jail to try
and get you to confess to being one. The first two gave it their best shot, and you didn't break."
The Zutarian asks, "what about the third? The ugly girl?"
The guard says, "she's the kataanger who wrote this joke, and she's still trying to think up a punch-line to insert here..."
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
I liked the Azula/Paris Hilon one way up there ^! Okay, so a Zutarian gets put in prison. Very quickly, he realizes that most of the other inmates are Kataangers, so he huddles up in the corner away from them. Suddenly an ugly old man sits down next to him and asks, "are you a Kataanger?" He quietly replies "no." The old man asks, "are you sure?" to which the Zutarian replies "yes." The ugly old man says "oh" and walks away. Suddenly a big fat guy sits next to the Zutarian and says, "hello, gorgeous! You must be a kataanger!" Again, the Zutarian quickly says "no!" The big fat guy bats his lashes and says "oh." He then walks away. Finally a very ugly girl who smells sits down next to him and asks, "are you a kataanger?" The Zutarian again says "no! I am not a kataanger!" The ugly girl says "oh" and then stands up and walks away. The Zutarian sighs to himself, wondering what he has gotten himself into- landing in this heck-hole. Suddenly the jail gate opens, and the prison guard gestures for the Zutarian to come out. Happy, but confused, the Zutarian asks, "Why are you letting me go?" The prison guard replies, "you passed the test." The Zutarian says, "what test?" The guard explains, "we planted the world's most persuasive kataanger, the world's most attractive kataanger, and the world's smartest kataanger in that jail to try and get you to confess to being one. The first two gave it their best shot, and you didn't break." The Zutarian asks, "what about the third? The ugly girl?" The guard says, "she's the kataanger who wrote this joke, and she's still trying to think up a punch-line to insert here..."
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| _Flutterlight_ wrote: |
| Lol. Those were good. What's the difference between Avatar and Naruto? Ask an Avatard: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT THE SHOWS ARE EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR!!!!! (sure both the main characters are hyperactive preteens with wind powers, secondary girl characters that never really do that much, and emo anti heros with horrible siblings) BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS! Ask a narutard: Avatar's fans hate spongebob. |
| _Flutterlight_ wrote: |
| Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Aang. Aang who? Aang you glad I didn't say Katara? *Dodges tomatoes* |
LOL
I liked the tomatoes part.
| KingofSpades209 wrote: | ||
LOL
I liked the tomatoes part. |
| _Flutterlight_ wrote: |
Really? My worst one was one of these two: Friend: Yeah, in Russia Lenin was really bad. Me: Well, if Lenon was bad, then I guess Mcartney was even worse.
Other friend: Guess what? I found my mittens! Me: And now you can have some pie! (You know, the three little kittens story....)
Knock knock! Who's there? Shirshu. Shirshu who? Bless you. |
| _Flutterlight_ wrote: |
| Lol. Those were good. What's the difference between Avatar and Naruto? Ask an Avatard: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT THE SHOWS ARE EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR!!!!! (sure both the main characters are hyperactive preteens with wind powers, secondary girl characters that never really do that much, and emo anti heros with horrible siblings) BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS! Ask a narutard: Avatar's fans hate spongebob. |
| PokeSponge123 wrote: |
| That Shirshu one made me laugh so hard that my whole family started looking at me. I'm serious.. |
| PokeSponge123 wrote: |
| Well, most SpongeBob fans think Avatar fans hate it. I on the other hand know that only 96.4% of the Avatar fans hate it. Personally, I love it. So don't throw tomatoes at me. |
| _Flutterlight_ wrote: | ||||
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The joke was bad but thats what made it good. :p
| ranger8060 wrote: |
| Bald Britney with an umbrella=Katara in the southern raiders i know i dont get it either |
| Falcondude123 wrote: |
| Sokka: Hey Aang! Guess what, buddy! Aang: What? Sokka: Suki and I are getting married! Aang: But what about Yue? Sokka: She's been dating Sozin's Comet. At The Wedding... CabbageMan: And do you, Sokka, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? Sokka: ... ... ... Suki: Ahem... Sokka: Oh, right, okay, uh, ya... *in burst TyLee, Yue, Toph and Shrek*: I OBJECT!!! Shrek: Oops, wrong wedding...*leaves* TyLee: Cutie! Don't marry this floosy! Be MY cutie! Yue: No! Sokka, I love you! Come live with me on the moon! Toph: Listen up, water-boy! I think you're a sensitive, understanding young man who could see through my tough exterior to the genuine, sincere sweetness that fills up my young girl's heart. Everyone: 0.0 Toph: What?! TEN MINUTES LATER... Sokka: Well, I've converted to Islam, everybody! Now I have FOUR wives!! Bryke: Hey, Sokka, what do you think you're doing? Sokka: Uh... Bryke: We'll all get sued for a comment like that! Sokka: But I'm not white! I can say whatever I want about other races or religions! Bryke: *whispers amongst himself* ...Okay, then. Carry on, Sokka. Everyone: Hurray! NarratorVoiceofSpongebob: And so, thus ends another avatar adventure...yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?... *TV Turns Off, it was all an episode being watched by M.Night Shyamalan* M.Night: .... .... I love it!! |
| _Flutterlight_ wrote: | ||
Wow.... You just descriped what real life is like... With Avatar characters. |
