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    panthean

    [1]Dec 27, 2008
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    okay, let's make an Avatar for Dummies book... I already got 1 part done, let me go find it and post it

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    panthean

    [2]Dec 27, 2008
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    I can't find it, I've looked everywhere

    it was a responce post to some-one who didn't quite understand bloodbending... and I called it bloodbending for dummies... if any1 finds it, it would be greatly appreciated
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    Jackson5050

    [3]Dec 27, 2008
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    You want someone to find something you authored?
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    tenacon

    [4]Dec 30, 2008
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    chapter 1: Avatar is not Naruto. Nor Yu-gi-oh.
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    shybaby13

    [5]Dec 30, 2008
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    chapter 2: Yes, avatar the last airbender is the show with the airbender in it.
    Maybe that shouldn't be the chapters name but you know what I mean. I had someone ask me that!

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    tenacon

    [6]Dec 30, 2008
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    Chapter 3: Smellerbee is a girl.
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    libraman_92

    [7]Dec 31, 2008
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    Chapter 4: When A Guy You Like Turns Into a Noob, Freeze Him For All of Eternity...Until You Meet Him In A Capital City And Am Forced To Take His Help And Find An Extinct Bison Before He Stupidly Gets Himself Killed.
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    spongeboy22

    [8]Jan 1, 2009
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    Chapter 5: bending air is not the same as breaking wind
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    libraman_92

    [9]Jan 1, 2009
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    Chapter 6: Never Trust Sokka's Instincts
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    AllieAllie

    [10]Jan 1, 2009
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    Chapter 7: Never try to sneak up on Toph
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    tenacon

    [11]Jan 3, 2009
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    Chapter 8: there is no chapter 8.
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    asim1993

    [12]Jan 6, 2009
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    Chapter 9: Beware the fanbase.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [13]Jan 6, 2009
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    Chapter 10. What ever you do, DON'T FORGET CHAPTER 8.

    Lol.
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    snowprincess456

    [14]Jan 7, 2009
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    Chapter 11: Kataang is an illusion.

    sorry..couldnt resist...hehe

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    _Flutterlight_

    [15]Jan 7, 2009
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    Chapter 12: Just like Zutara.... And pants.
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    panthean

    [16]Jan 9, 2009
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    Book 2: Sokka's Cookbook for dummies

    Chapter 1: how not to get caught in a sink-hole while hunting
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    tenacon

    [17]Jan 9, 2009
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    Sokka Chapter two: Cactus juice and Friendly mushroom fundue.
    Bonus: Book 1 Chapter 34: Memes and Aang cancel each other out. No exeptions. LOLZ
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    panthean

    [18]Jan 10, 2009
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    tenacon wrote:
    Sokka Chapter two: Cactus juice and Friendly mushroom fundue.
    Bonus: Book 1 Chapter 34: Memes and Aang cancel each other out. No exeptions. LOLZ


    Okay there's a good 1 that we can get more detail put into

    Sokka's Cookbook for Dummies

    Chapter 2: Cactus juice and Friendly Mushroom Fundue

    Section 1: where to find cacti

    -Cacti can be found anywhere, mainly in the desert. They are gree plants with hard shells and thousands of thorn-like spines. These spines hurt when ingested.

    *Remember* Cacti spines not to be ingested

    Section 2: Why Cacti

    -Cacti are filled with, you guessed it, Cactus Milk. This milk is full of proteins and water needed to fulfill your body's needs.

    Section 3: How to eat Cacti

    -As previously stated, Cacti contain cactus milk. The milk is the healthy part of the cactus, however a master of cactus cooking is more than capable of preparing every inch of the cactus.

    *TIP* The best way to get the milk and avoid the spines at the same time is to carefully pick off the spines using your hands, but to keep your hands out of prodding range, wear think leather gloves.

    -Once the spines are removed, discard them, prefferably somewhere you will not step on them later.

    *TIP* a good use of discarded cactus spines is dart tips.

    -Now you have to drain the cactus milk. Cut a hole in the side of a cactus and allow liquid to pour into a cup or bowl of some sort. After wards cut the cactus shell in half, put half out in the sun to dry. Take the other half and dice it, afterwards place diced cactus into the same bowl or cup you poured the cactus milk in to.

    -Once the other half of the cactus has dried, cut it into a bowl shape, then por the cactus soup into the bowl, add some mushrooms, some carrots, some bear-moose, let it dry out a little and viola! you have a delicous Cactus-Mushroom Fundae.

    *NOTE* Cactus are rather large and forked shaped... not small and round. Small and round plants in the desert are to prepared an entirely different way (as we will discuss in chapter 3 of this book)
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    tenacon

    [19]Jan 11, 2009
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    panthean wrote:
    tenacon wrote:
    Sokka Chapter two: Cactus juice and Friendly mushroom fundue.
    Bonus: Book 1 Chapter 34: Memes and Aang cancel each other out. No exeptions. LOLZ


    Okay there's a good 1 that we can get more detail put into

    Sokka's Cookbook for Dummies

    Chapter 2: Cactus juice and Friendly Mushroom Fundue

    Section 1: where to find cacti

    -Cacti can be found anywhere, mainly in the desert. They are gree plants with hard shells and thousands of thorn-like spines. These spines hurt when ingested.

    *Remember* Cacti spines not to be ingested

    Section 2: Why Cacti

    -Cacti are filled with, you guessed it, Cactus Milk. This milk is full of proteins and water needed to fulfill your body's needs.

    Section 3: How to eat Cacti

    -As previously stated, Cacti contain cactus milk. The milk is the healthy part of the cactus, however a master of cactus cooking is more than capable of preparing every inch of the cactus.

    *TIP* The best way to get the milk and avoid the spines at the same time is to carefully pick off the spines using your hands, but to keep your hands out of prodding range, wear think leather gloves.

    -Once the spines are removed, discard them, prefferably somewhere you will not step on them later.

    *TIP* a good use of discarded cactus spines is dart tips.

    -Now you have to drain the cactus milk. Cut a hole in the side of a cactus and allow liquid to pour into a cup or bowl of some sort. After wards cut the cactus shell in half, put half out in the sun to dry. Take the other half and dice it, afterwards place diced cactus into the same bowl or cup you poured the cactus milk in to.

    -Once the other half of the cactus has dried, cut it into a bowl shape, then por the cactus soup into the bowl, add some mushrooms, some carrots, some bear-moose, let it dry out a little and viola! you have a delicous Cactus-Mushroom Fundae.

    *NOTE* Cactus are rather large and forked shaped... not small and round. Small and round plants in the desert are to prepared an entirely different way (as we will discuss in chapter 3 of this book)

    You completly skipped the Halusigentic effects. Fail.
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    panthean

    [20]Jan 11, 2009
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    tenacon wrote:
    panthean wrote:
    tenacon wrote:
    Sokka Chapter two: Cactus juice and Friendly mushroom fundue.
    Bonus: Book 1 Chapter 34: Memes and Aang cancel each other out. No exeptions. LOLZ


    Okay there's a good 1 that we can get more detail put into

    Sokka's Cookbook for Dummies

    Chapter 2: Cactus juice and Friendly Mushroom Fundue

    Section 1: where to find cacti

    -Cacti can be found anywhere, mainly in the desert. They are gree plants with hard shells and thousands of thorn-like spines. These spines hurt when ingested.

    *Remember* Cacti spines not to be ingested

    Section 2: Why Cacti

    -Cacti are filled with, you guessed it, Cactus Milk. This milk is full of proteins and water needed to fulfill your body's needs.

    Section 3: How to eat Cacti

    -As previously stated, Cacti contain cactus milk. The milk is the healthy part of the cactus, however a master of cactus cooking is more than capable of preparing every inch of the cactus.

    *TIP* The best way to get the milk and avoid the spines at the same time is to carefully pick off the spines using your hands, but to keep your hands out of prodding range, wear think leather gloves.

    -Once the spines are removed, discard them, prefferably somewhere you will not step on them later.

    *TIP* a good use of discarded cactus spines is dart tips.

    -Now you have to drain the cactus milk. Cut a hole in the side of a cactus and allow liquid to pour into a cup or bowl of some sort. After wards cut the cactus shell in half, put half out in the sun to dry. Take the other half and dice it, afterwards place diced cactus into the same bowl or cup you poured the cactus milk in to.

    -Once the other half of the cactus has dried, cut it into a bowl shape, then por the cactus soup into the bowl, add some mushrooms, some carrots, some bear-moose, let it dry out a little and viola! you have a delicous Cactus-Mushroom Fundae.

    *NOTE* Cactus are rather large and forked shaped... not small and round. Small and round plants in the desert are to prepared an entirely different way (as we will discuss in chapter 3 of this book)

    You completly skipped the Halusigentic effects. Fail.


    that's not cactus, that's that wierd plant... ya know the small round one I warned about and said would be in the next chapter

    Book2:Chapter3: Desert Party Plants
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