| WiseLad wrote: |
| Dear Azula you are very powerful, I wish you could be my wife, but I am just an intelligent old man from a village who can foresee things, who has 3 brothers who look exactly like me, but wear different hats than me(I wear a graduation cap) I got the most perfect plan for you first join with your brother, and get rid of your father, who is too narrow minded and stubborn to be the ruler of all the lands second, as soon as your brother and you become rulers of the FN and of the Earth Kingdom(as Zuko would become 54th Earth King), offer to them and the water tribe that they would have freedom, and pardoned for rebelling; but the chosen ones(will explain later what I mean) will have administrative powers over all the lands than ask the Avatar(I think name is Aang, at least that is what my brother Xu said)and his group to talk to you, and to bring the 52nd king of the earth kingdom to come also ask them for peace, and tell them that from now on all nations will be "separate" but at same time "united" the King of the north tribe will become ruler of both north and south tribe, and if the swampers wish, of them also, or they can be subject to the earth ruler, who will be the 55th(formerly 52nd) king; Zuko will be the FN Firelord, and some Kid named Leo would be the ruler of the new Airnation(at least until somehow we end up finding hidden airbenders if any are alive)and take over all 4 temples. than you go in a private audience with the Avatar, and convince him that the 2 of you can make sure that together you can decide the best things for all the nations, I think with your persuasive talent, you can do it. and the 2 of you can become engaged, and get married 4 years from now, when he is 16. than you and Aang become the administrators of the 4 nations, and heads of the United Council, which would have as initial members, Ty Lee, Mai, the swordman whose name is sikko, sokke or something like that, the blind girl whose name is tuph, taff or something like that, the waterbender girl who was real nice to the village of mine, I think name was Kutara or Kataree or something similar, and your uncle Iroh can be your advisor if you do this, than you and the Avatar can rule the whole United nations but be warned, if you don't listen and follow my advice, they will find a way to defeat you, and you will end with nothing respectfully and admiringly yours Weng brother of Doc, Xu and Bushi |
Dear Weng or what's your name,
It's a very nice advice indeed, but I'm glad you're not in politics. See, the true power of ruling a kingdom is being the only one to rule, opress others. I'm not your average type of do gooder you know. I just love opressing people, I don't like to share powers and give anyone of MY kindgdom the freedom.
I like your advice in letting me overthrow my father, though I already thought of that some time. Once I came out of Ursas womb I knew what my future would be, thank you.
If you'd like to join me in overthrowing my father, I would love your help, but don't think of standing in my way once I concered this entire world. I would kill Ty Lee, Mai and Sokki and, well everyone I know, because they are a danger to my world domination then...pssst. Don't tell em.
Now get yourself back to where you are good at; fishing, or maybe some other blaah villager job you're doing.
Greets,
Your friendly neighbourhood (read; I'M EVERYWHERE AND I SMELL YOUR FEAR),
Azula
