Yeah this thread is great! You should adapt this thread to fit anybody, like call it "A Day in the Life of..." so that you can do it with anyone. You should do one on Azula or Sokka next, they would probably be the funniest.

And yes, we are nice to newbies. If they are not n00bs, they are welcome here forever.

And a big congatulations is deserved for bringing something new to the forum!

I was laughing so hard, my mom had to tell me to shut up. I liked How you wanted Appa to eat momo

finally, a good thread.

how long has it been since one? a year?

Epic win! I love their nicknames!

well i know it's not as good as boomeraaaangs but here it is...

A Day in the Life of Appa: Appa's Lost Days

4:00 PM- waiting for bald kid and his croonies in the middle of a desert. what does he think i am, a camule? (camelxmule) I should just make the slip, the only one out here is blind girl.

5:00 PM- blind girl grabs temple sticking out of ground. it's sinking with everyone but her in it. come on let go of it blind girl, its no big loss. WHOA! Mummies are attacking me. this is what i've been waiting for, now i can escape. maybe I'll just not try very hard to resist...

5:30-7:00PM- mummies drag me through the desert, and away from that hell i've been living in. no more smothering hugs and twittering in my ear. though i do wish i had the chance to eat that flying monkey before i left...

6:30 AM- i wake up to some clown is going on about something. im in a cage and my legs are chained. freakshow thinks he's gonna starve me. Ha! you fool... but look at the bright side, i haven't been rode on or hugged for a record amount of time. if i could just get out of this place my life would be complete.

7:30PM- clown dresses me up like him! what kind of joke is this? They put me on a stage, everyone laughs. thats it, i'm not taking any more of this **** its time to make you look like a fool, freakshow. HOLY SH-! he whipped me! just like naggy girl whipped blind girl. Man, i can't believe i'm saying this but maybe being a camule wasn't as bad as i thought, i do miss watching catfights. You want me to go through hoops, okay ****, i'll go through hoops...YES! i hit him on the head with one! 50 Points! I am out of this dump. wait, lets make sure i never see freakshow again...i hit him out of the tent. oh yes, he's dead for sure now.

later...

12:00PM- i go back to see if i successfully rid of bald kid and croonies. yep... the temples gone and took them with it, bon voyage suckers...

1:00PM- im starving. i go and search for food. theres nothing out here and there was no bodies to eat from the croonie clan. damnit. hay is starting to sound pretty good right now, but that flying monkey sounds even better. why didn't i just swallow him whole while bald kid wasn't looking...

...to be continuded (im really tired)

A dAY IN THE LIFE OF Katara

8:am: give sokka his daily water

8:10 am: hey theres some fog. will this delay the invasion? i sure hope so!

8:11 am: nope its the invasion force

8:18: meet up with minor characters. ohhh haru got a mustache. he looks gayer than ever. let me blush to make it seem i like him to get the fandom going.

8:30 am: listen to sokkas speech. i wonder if sokka can actually fight. i'v never really seen him fight, well exept in 102 and 304 aqnd some other ones

9:00: get ready for battle. i am so not payed enough for this.

10:00 am: why am i working in this sub. im a gir **no offence to anyone**

10:30 am: damn it. we have to stop. ohhhh here we go again. group hug.

10:34: why am i talking to aang? seriously im 14, hes 12 or 112, either way its wrong. why doesnt he go hit on toph. oh wait i forgot.

10:36 ewwwweewwewewewewewe....he is kissing me. BASTARD! mm....mmm..thats good. pickeled fish, my favorite! hey wait, aang said he doesnt eat meat. oh well. you know i cant resist pickeled fish, even if it is with a pedophile. wait why'd you stop? now he left. where else am i going to get pivkeled fish.......APPA!!!!!!!!!!!! ima getting me some fish!

to be continued. or someone else can

A Day in the Life of Momo:

9:00 AM: wake up and start annoying everybody by chittering around and jumping on the freaky arrow-boy, why does he have an arrow on his head. Does he think he's hip or something?

9:15 AM: Eat breakfast, nuts and some water, WTF is this? I want some beef jerky! Hmmm, maybe i can sneak some food from The fuzzy monster.

9:30 AM: Bald kid start petting me and his hand brushes right over mini-me! WTF? he puts new meaning to the word Pedolemur!

10:00 AM: GUy with the ugly ponytail calls me MOMO! What in God's Fuc*ing name is MOMO? Thats a g4y name. Call me Homie G for godsake!

10:30 AM: We get to some big city and the bald kid shoves me into a big wad of the monsters fuzz. Are you that desperate for hair? Get surgery or herbal treatments and dont shove me into flea-ridden fuzz!

11:00 AM: Sheesh, i can finally breath! But now the bald kid, Ponytail and the 8itchy girl with the loopy hair get into some cart. What is with the 8ithcy girl's loops? They are damn ugly, Get a perm or something Girl!

11.30 AM: WTF was that? We went on some sort of rollercoaster thing. Doea that bald 8astard want to kill me or something? Then he asked me to fetch his bag. Fetch your own damn bag, and get some goddamn hair alreadY!!!!!

12:00 PM Some gaurds take us to some ugly guy sitting on a big chair, he throws us a feast and finally i get some meat! you think ponytails got it bad with meat. look at me!

12:30PM: i finally get me a bed! The ugly king put us into a room.

1:00 PM: They tried to shove me into some pipes! WTF were they doing? When i inhibit a body and start my revolution they are the first ones going down!

3:00 PM The bald kid takes some tests and passes them while ponytail and the 8itch are covered in rock candy. Why the fuk are they crying? just eat the goddamn stuff!

4:00 PM: Now the ugly guy and the bald 8astard are fighting, come on ugfy guy just kill him and make my life easier!

5:00 PM: Meh, looks like the bald guy and the ugly one were old friends. like i give a $hit! someone take a shotgun and plz end this soap-operaish drama mumbo-jumbo? Eww now the ugly guy starts petting me! i just took a shower today! now im going to have to scrub myself of with chlorine and acid!

6:00 PM looks like were going, finally my eyes were getting attacked with each glance at the king!

7:00 PM Everybody's taking a nap! what is this pre-school? Well now atleast i can snag some meat from ponytail!

8:00 PM were fling somewhere now, cant this damn thing go any faster?When i start my revolution just watch...

11:00 PM, after flying a lot we decide to go to sleep, finally these people are just nagging me to death, they talk baby to me, they pet me, and whatnot! a guy just needs to be left alone! i need some privacy, i need to wank off too!

A Day In the Life of Jin

9-10 am: Went to tea shop again. Drank a gallon of tea and hot scar guy still won't talk to me. Wonder if he's gay ...Hmm, always wanted to seduce me a gay guy.

12-2 pm: Went to tea shop again. Asked hot scar guy out. His uncle accepted for him. Weird, but whatever. Uncle's kinda cute. Hmm, always wanted to seduce me an old guy.

6:00 pm: Met hot scar guy in front of tea shop. What's with the weird hair? Eh, whatever. Long as I get me some.

6:30 pm: Dinner with scar guy. Up close, his scar kinda looks like licorice. Wonder if it tastes like licorice? Maybe I'll get to lick it later. Hee!

6:40 pm: The waiter calls me scar guy's "girlfriend." Woah, nobody said anything about "girlfriend." I just wanna get my freak on.

6:45 pm: Scar guy says he used to be a juggler in the circus. He gives me a demonstration. Uh, yeah. Hope you have better hand-eye coordination in the sack, pal.

7:45 pm: I take scar guy to the Firelight Fountain, where I take all my conquests. Only the lamps aren't lit. Bummer. Scar guy asks me to close my eyes. Oh, yeah. Here it comes. Slip me the tongue, big boy.

7:46 pm: Okay, no tongue. What gives? ...Decide to peek. Holy crap! Scar guy's a firebender! I should run and get the Dai Li! ...Hmm, always wanted to seduce me a firebender.

7: 47 pm: I decide to play stupid. Guys like that. "Oh, Lee! How did you light the lanterns without aid of a match or fire source? It's a miracle!"

7:48 pm: I move in for the kill, but scar guy cock blocks me with a tea coupon. Yep, he's gay -or a virgin. Maybe he's a gay virgin. He tells me the coupon's from his uncle. I shoulda brought him to the fountain. Would've gotten farther.

7:50 pm: I tell scar guy to close his eyes. Gay or virgin, I'm getting me some tonight. Before I can insert tongue, he backs off and scampers away. God, what a wussy boy. ...I drank all that tea for nothing! And I hate tea!!