Total Drama Island: Things The Characters Would Never Say

cornergas94
[41]Aug 29, 2008
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Cody: WOW! Windows Vista is the BEST OS...EVER! (he's too smart too not be using Mac or Linux.)
Courtney: If you don't take time to relax, you'll miss life.
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kitendoc
[42]Aug 29, 2008
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Chef: I've prepared a really yummy pizza with lots of toppings and love!
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Cyrope
[43]Aug 30, 2008
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Eva: i love each and every one of you! in my eyes, your ALL winners!!!!!!!!!
Justin: hey everyone. (because he only spoke once)
anybody: AAGGGHHHH!!!!!!! JUSTIN IS HIDEOUS!
Cody: hey Beth, wanna go out with me?
Tyler: i fail at life.
Ezekiel: now i get why we lost, eh. we have more guys and they have more girls.
Noah: who wants to play some sports?
Katie: Sadie is a fat @&$*%@$#!$#&?%#*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sadie: Katie is a stupid little @$%*&?%&$&@$&$#*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Izzy: im gonna switch to decalf.
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cornergas94
[44]Aug 30, 2008
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Justin was the comic relief. He was just there for a few jokes about how Owen had a mancrush on him. He served his purpose and didn't have any real need when he was voted off.
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babyroo1111
[45]Aug 30, 2008
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Chris: Ok todays challenge is to relax and have a good time!!!DJ: Get out of here you stupid bunny!!!!Chef: I made brownies made out of love!!!
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cornergas94
[46]Aug 30, 2008
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Duncan: We must obey laws, without laws, there's chaos.
Courtney: I think that Duncan is trustworthy and worth my time and effort.
Geoff: I would go to your party, but I've got finals tomorrow so no.
Noah: Reading can't hold a candle to dodgeball.
Lindsay: The magnitude of the electrostatic force between two point electric charges is directly proportional to the product of the magnitudes of each charge and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between the charges.
Cody: Gwen must not like me, hey, I gave it a good shot but she's not into me. You gotta know when you're beat.
Owen: Personal hygiene is important.
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omid15
[47]Sep 1, 2008
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Heather:I love you Gwen you're my best friend and I would never do anything to hurt you and Lindsay you don't have to do anything for me.
Noah:Excersizing is important and I'm gonna go on treadmill.
Duncan:We have to obey the rules.
Geoff:I'm doing my homework it's more important than partying.
Katie:I hate you Sadie I hope you die!!!
Sadie:I hate you Katie I hope you burn in heck!!!
Chris:You're all winners I love you all and I don't want any of you to get hurt.
Lindsay:100 X 700=70000
Edited on 09/01/2008 3:22pm
Edited 3 total times.
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whud4fr33k_x3
[48]Sep 1, 2008
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Gwen: "So, Cody, you busy friday night?"
Cody: "Ew."
- - -
Noah: "I actually don't know the answer to that question. Try asking Lindsay."
Edited on 09/01/2008 5:30pm
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titiembe
[49]Sep 1, 2008
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Lindsay: I just won the game show "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"!!!
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kitendoc
[50]Sep 1, 2008
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DJ: Bring on the beef balls!
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Kristy101
[51]Sep 2, 2008
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Eva: Hey Lindsay, can I borrow your skirt? It looked so like totally adorable on you that I wanted to try it on.
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dannyranger7
[52]Sep 2, 2008
member since: 06/13/08
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eva-heather lets go shopping for skirts and tank-tops.
heather-no we gotta hit the gym.
(lindsay comes walking up.)lindsay-no lets go solve math problems.
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4EverGreen
[53]Sep 3, 2008
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Heather: "Is mayonaise an instrument?" Lindsay: "No Heather, mayonaise is not an instrument. (Pause.) Horseradish is not an instrument either." I chose this quote because Heather would NEVER be that clueless, nor would Lindsay ever correct her like that. Also, bonus points to anyone who can figure out where I got THAT quote from! Enough said!
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dannyranger7

[54]Sep 3, 2008

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4EverGreen wrote:

Heather: "Is mayonaise an instrument?" Lindsay: "No Heather, mayonaise is not an instrument. (Pause.) Horseradish is not an instrument either."

I chose this quote because Heather would NEVER be that clueless, nor would Lindsay ever correct her like that.

Also, bonus points to anyone who can figure out where I got THAT quote from!

Enough said!

(you got it from spongebob

DJ-I'm having a barbecue at my place with noting but meat anyone coming

Bridgette-I'll be there!

(as we know there both vegetarians)

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Mungdaal99
[55]Sep 3, 2008
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Chef: Here guys, I made some delicous food!

Chris: Campers, I love ya guys!

Bear: Can I join Total Drama Island?

Harold: I hate Leshana!

Heather: I'm going to let Lindey control the team!

Gwen: I love you, Cody. Hit the road, Trent.
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4EverGreen

[56]Sep 3, 2008

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dannyranger7 wrote:

4EverGreen wrote:

Heather: "Is mayonaise an instrument?" Lindsay: "No Heather, mayonaise is not an instrument. (Pause.) Horseradish is not an instrument either."

I chose this quote because Heather would NEVER be that clueless, nor would Lindsay ever correct her like that.

Also, bonus points to anyone who can figure out where I got THAT quote from!

Enough said!

(you got it from spongebob

Bingo! And here's another thing a character would never say. Chris: "I like hippies. They're into making peace not war."

Heather: "I'm down with the whole live in the moment thing."

Chris would NEVER say that because war among the campers is more interesting than peace, and I don't think Heather has ever really taken any time to just live in the moment as she ALWAYS seems to be focusing on the future, except for when she was watching Eva lose her temper and the other Killer Bass turning on Eva.

Enough said!

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