since when did this fail topic become the random topic? which seriously fails. im not kidding. but i guess i'll play along.
the rainbow unicorn needs to go to mount rushmore to sail into the sun's notstril to save the magic yellow and black snowman from the evil butterfly who wants to take over the world by winning a high stakes hop-scotch game against george washington's cat's great grandchild's master Micheal Jackson who lost and was sent to heck by the devil;s umbrella. now the unicorn and the butterfly are playing a game of red rover to decide the faith of Saturn's suicidal moon where the key to earth is held captive by the butterfly's mutant bee army who were frozen by the snowman who had smexy fun time with the key who was then stolen by the butterfly who is married to the crystal filled coconut, Mr. Coconut. The unicorn ate Mr. Coconut and sent him to the world of reality cartoons, only to be killed. The butterfly started to cry tears of pudding and the unicorn steped on her with her pink Ugg boots. The Unicorn then ran away with the chinese calculator whoes sister is the key to earth. the key ran away with snowman who was melted by the white and black penguin in australia. the key is said and the unicorn doesnt care. the calculator broke up with the unicorn cause she has no empathy. the unicorn then banished the calculator to the year 100 BC. The unicorn kidnapped the key and used her to unlock the earth and gain control of it. the unicorn then turned everyone into pancakes. (to be continued)
