The machine splashes you with SpongeBob's poop and you run away, screaming.

*Inserts a coin tied to a string, then pulls it out*

You won The Health Inspector's Body

Inserts Coin In Brain

You won SpongeBob's Brain!!

*Inserts Coin with a microscopic bomb attatched to it*

You won All of Mr. Krabs' money!!!

I am now a pile of ash with eyeballs on top.

*Inserts Eyeball*

You won um.................................a...................a....................................a........................a...........a..................................................a message?

*inserts a dollar duh*

You won a towel from the Sizzling Spring Sauna!

*Inserts a COUNTERFITTED dollar*

You won an Exploding Pie!

*I take the pie away from you and insert it*

You won nothing.

I am now a pile of incinerated ashes -again- and I already inserted one eyball.

*Inserts Other Eyeball*

I won a pair of Robot Eyes!

*Inserts Coin*

You've won The Chum Bucket.

*inserts coin*

You've won SpongeBob's "Yellow Dandies!"

I AM ROBOT KRABS. YOUR LEADER. YOUR RULER. YOUR MASTER!!!!

*Takes Plankton out of my head and control myself, then insert him into the machine*