Squidward: One thing to say...there are hardly any games here.

Mark: Hey guys, I'm going to be gothic again. If you want to know about the first time, watch any episode from the seventh season of "Home Improvement".
SpongeBob: Hey! No fourth wall breaking here! I want to look good for the next filming of my selftitled show.
Mark: You just did it.
SpongeBob: Oh no! You're right! Peter Lankton, where are you? We have another emergency!

Mila: Aww, it's kinda a big party here. *giggles*

Justin: Hey, Alex. Did you know that a Flopawopacusnee can rip out its eye and throw it at innocent wizards?
Alex: Ok, should I be utterly disgusted or totally freaked out?
Justin: Both.

Mila: D'oh! I forgot something! I've got secret!
Wanda: Um, Mila-
Mila: I, Mila-
Wanda: Mila!
Mila: Is gonna bring-
Wanda: MILA!
Mila: Michael Kelso!!!

Me: Anyone want me to sing again?
Squidward: Noooooooooooooooooo! (Jumps out of window)
Me: I have a felling Squidward may not want me to sing.

So? I sing badly, and yet, people don't mind.

My friends say I'm an good singer, but I doubt I am. Anyway (screams Jingle Bells). Ahem, maybe they were wrong..

Justin: I've always been a stickler to the rules... but who's watching now? Let's break the rules! Edgebonoutoosis! Mcreary TimeReary! Murrieta Animata! Mwahahaha!
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing?
Justin: Garribay Immobilitay!
(Mr. Krabs gasps as he's being unanimated)
Justin: Oh no! Murrieta Animata Grande!
(Mr. Krabs gets animated again)
Mr. Krabs: Thank you, didn't want to go through that again...

Mr. Krabs: Let's watch some TV.

Wanda: Justin! *slaps him* I am VERY dissapointed in you!
Cosmo: Dissapointed!
Wanda: And one person won't like what I'm gonna say!
Cosmo: Yeah! Gonna say!
Wanda: Justin!... nice skills.
Cosmo: And that goes double to - WHAT THE HELL?!
Miranda: WHAT?!
Justin: WHA-
Mila: You heard her!

SpongeBob: Hey guys! Mermaidman and Barnacleboy is on TV!
Randy: (laughs) Barnacleboy fell flat on his face!
SpongeBob: (chuckles) That accident never gets old.

Wanda: Look, Justin I-
Justin: Change the Channel!!!
Wanda: God danm it. *glares ate Cosmo* Cosmo, when he's done, say you're sorry.
Miranda: Have an idea?
Mila: N-ope.

Alex R: Who would you rather date? Miranda or Harper?
Justin: Har- (Miranda walks into room) -Miranda..
Maxwell: I don't believe that Harmiranda was one of the options..
Alex R: How about you, Mr. Krabs? Who would you rather date?
Mr. Krabs: Depends, who has more money?
(Harper & Miranda slap him)
Dylan: You deserved that.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, shut it. You're just jealous because I'm rich..(Dylan steals wallet)..er..crap.

Mila: Again! BURN!
Justin: Whadamiss?
Mila: money...
Wanda: Justin, Cosmo wants to say something to you.
Justin: What another plank?
Wanda: Don't worry, I-
*Cosmo, where he stood eailier, is gone*
Wanda: You catch him. I give up!

Gary: Who wants cookies and ice-cream?
Timmy: I do!
Gary: No you do..
Timmy: I wish I had a shotgun. (Cosmo and Wanda poof him up a shotgun)
(Timmy shoots Gary and Betty)
Timmy: I meant to do that when the episode first aired.

Dylan: Soooo..Is the party over?
Harper: It'd better be! I need to get ready for next month!

Justin: Um... Miranda?
Miranda: Go away! I don't wanna talk.
Justin: Aww, but, Miran, I'm-I'm sorry I called you for Wanda. Will you ever forgive me?
Miranda: Hmm.. Yeah. I'm sorry
*they try to make up, but*
Mila: Break it up!